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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2021 - 09 - 12 - ID#pn3isb
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Alright, Matt. Not like I just cleaned my bar or anything… (i.redd.it)
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here_forthefun 132 points 1y ago
Extra dry with heavy cream? Nah they’re getting a latte
rudebii 58 points 1y ago
That’s a “fuck you” in my book.
here_forthefun 35 points 1y ago
I had a lady complain one time that she orders an extra dry heavy cream cappuccino and she’s never had a problem until I made it 🙃
haydensidun 55 points 1y ago
I once had a customer complain that his tuxedo mocha (half mocha, half white mocha; hopefully the clarification isn’t necessary) was brown. He wanted the drink to be white but still wanted mocha in it. I had to explain to him that I can’t change the laws of color science to meet his request and gave him a refund.
sdkid92 40 points 1y ago
Reminds me of a customer I had who wanted their ice on the bottom of the drink. I just agreed and handed it to them and smiled. I don’t get paid enough to explain physics to customers.
laughingashley 3 points 1y ago
Yeah, why is this recipe always such a crap shoot to order lol
rudebii 36 points 1y ago
“Ma’am, I can’t bend the laws of physics, heavy cream can’t foam up, it’s science.”

I literally had to explain it to a customer once.
the-OG-darkshrreder 3 points 1y ago
What the fuck is extra dry? I have never fucking seen that
here_forthefun 4 points 1y ago
Usually you’ll see extra dry with cappuccinos. When they want little to no milk and all foam
the-OG-darkshrreder 4 points 1y ago
Wow, i legit have never heared that. So basically coffee foam? How would you even make that?
hmmyeahrightokaythen 5 points 1y ago
The foam is created by aerating the milk, or creating tiny micro-bubbles in the surface, with the steam wand; the longer it’s aerated, the more foam that will be created. A latte is espresso with steamed milk that has about less than an inch of foam, and a cappuccino is the same but it has more foam, like an inch or so. When a customer wants a ‘wet’ cappuccino, it’ll have less foam than usual, but more than a latte. When it’s ‘dry’ there’s more foam made by aerating the milk a lot, if it’s extra dry I’ll use a spoon to scoop just the foam onto the espresso and add maybe a little steamed milk. It’s much easier to aerate milks with less fat, so nonfat makes a ton of foam very easily. But milk with high fat content like eggnog or heavy cream are basically impossible to aerate lol good luck making a ‘cappuccino’ with it especially extra dry

Edit: also when attempting to aerate the high fat content milks, it creates large bubbles and splatters milk everywhere instead of making the microbubbles, so that explains OP’s caption.
here_forthefun 3 points 1y ago
I go about it the same way I make a cappuccino except I steam the milk all the way to 160°F and the majority of it should be foam
rudebii 36 points 1y ago
It might seem like sorcery to some, but baristas aren’t alchemists. You want foam, that’s not happening with heavy cream.
DontSendMeUrNudes 34 points 1y ago
This drink is an oxymoron.
saturn235 34 points 1y ago
Not to mention extra dry with heavy cream is still heavy cream smh
shikiP 20 points 1y ago
me as i read this sticker: oh whats wrong with an extra dry cap? Cant be that bad


Me once i read heavy cream: oh..nvm
8ultaoreune 19 points 1y ago
the fact that they want it warm too like. buddy idk if you know how this works. i really doubt you do
ObnoxiousR 17 points 1y ago
I think by dry they mean, like how your mouth feels dry after chugging heavy cream, idk. This is fucked.
victorious_gem 10 points 1y ago
this upsets me
ChezShea 6 points 1y ago
Look, bro, you can either have extra dry, warm, or heavy cream. You only get one.
LZARDKING 3 points 1y ago
I would just be like hey Matt I can’t make this sorry bro
ObnoxiousR 3 points 1y ago
At that point ill steam the cream till its solid and dry.
lewabwee 2 points 1y ago
It’s a toss up between me making a latte and me using breve. The breve still probably wouldn’t be as dry as I would get with whole milk but idk. I’ll explain something to someone if I think they’ll figure it out but that order is just dense.
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