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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

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Full History - 2021 - 09 - 19 - ID#prdz9w

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A fallen barista (i.redd.it)

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_abbycadabby_ 45 points 1y ago

On my 10 and you made me smile for the first time since clocking in 🤣 so sorry!

[deleted] [OP] 19 points 1y ago

Edit* shift by them self slammed on bar with 2 other untrained baristas. Was texting with Siri while baring.

TyrannicalKitty 11 points 1y ago

Imagine if every time guys had to pee they had to twist their balls like a faucet.

Then "please turn off my balls" would be an appropriate sentence.

kmoonster 4 points 1y ago

True story, I knew a girl when we were both in our early/mid-20s who thought p\*nises retracted up into the body like a hose on a spool.

TyrannicalKitty 2 points 1y ago

I-it doesn't?

kmoonster 2 points 1y ago

Well...it's not \*supposed\* to. If it does, there is absolutely a need to see a doctor, and rule 34 will apply within days.

FfierceLaw 1 points 1y ago

The “shrinks” - it’s a Seinfeld episode

kmoonster 2 points 1y ago

She was legit serious. I don't remember how it came up, but it took us all a while to sort out that she was serious and not cosplaying something. And then to explain how it actually works (no, there were no demonstrations, at least not in that setting).

victorious_gem 1 points 1y ago

😂

Js_On_My_Yeet 8 points 1y ago

That's a big F lol I'm so sorry this happened

ItsGif_NotGif 7 points 1y ago

**F**

the_senor_cardgage 7 points 1y ago

# F

snowflakenecklace 3 points 1y ago

i asked my boss if he could see if another store had any grande venti hot kids once. i very quickly texted back "lids. definitely lids."

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