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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2021 - 09 - 22 - ID#pt5cqk
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Bad work dream (self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by emccladd
I had a horrible nightmare…I was walking into work opening the bar and cleaning the machines and I turned around noticed one of our ice bins turned into a vat of water with a heater. My shift then tells me Starbucks is trying a pasta station to see how things work. In little containers there are different types of pasta and sauces in pumps. They stuck me on pasta all day and everyone ordered it. I made so much rigatoni. I hope starbucks never actually makes that a thing.
joviante 22 points 1y ago
“addy’s on window, michael’s on warming. sarah go to dt bar, andy cafe, emccladd, you’re on pasta bar.”
rio8envy7 15 points 1y ago
I highly doubt they’ll get into the pasta business.


I once has a dream one of my coworkers broke into my bedroom window. They were holding a machete
foxyfit 12 points 1y ago
You should never have posted this, Kevin Johnson is taking notes right now!
Historical_Sea6888 11 points 1y ago
i woke up the other day drooling on my boyfriend arm in bed to myself saying “whipped cream?” we both just sat there for a second like huh?? hahaha STAY OUT OF MY DREAMS STARBUCKS
nervousextrovert 3 points 1y ago
HAHHAA I did this two years ago to my bf and went “would you like whipped cream with that?” And he woke me up with his laughter
uwumoment 2 points 1y ago
my boyfriend does the same when he wakes up but instead he woke up saying “they don’t stop coming… the cars” 😭😭😭 i felt soooo bad. he’s always on drive thru bar, the poor thing. they keep him there because he gets the best times
nervousextrovert 1 points 1y ago
🥺omgg poor guy
wildaloofrebel55 5 points 1y ago
Dear god, imagine the modifications for pasta bar.

Makensi:
Alfredo Sauce
Marinara Sauce
Vodka Sauce
Bolognese
BLENDED
2/3 Elbow
1/3 Angel Hair
Add Parmesan
Add Romano
Add Italian Herbs
Add Béarnaise Drizzle
Steamed Broccoli (fresh steamed of course)
Grande Container
Extra Hot
rio8envy7 2 points 1y ago
Don’t forget the pumpkin cold foam and caramel drizzle
darkwolf523 2 points 1y ago
What a strange dream you got there OP. But hey at least you don’t get dreams that comes true eventually. Literally I get dreams sometimes me working at Starbucks then the next few years or months I get a deja vu moment and be like “wait a fucking minute here”
Magnhild94 2 points 1y ago
Thank you for sharing this 😂😂😂
80sserialkiller 1 points 1y ago
pasta bar 😭 i once had a dream i was put on “clown bar”. i had to walk thru a mall into a restaurant that was filled with clowns.
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