First off, it has to be a big promotion drink. It has to be the best and greatest drink Starbucks has ever unveiled.

Then the base drink has to have 4 shots, and a 5th Affagato shot(4 assassination attempts + his execution).

Oat milk since that’s the closest thing to wheat we have, but the oat milk box shouldn’t ever be shaken and we should charge 3x the amount we normally do for it.

And, you’re required to pay in gold, heirloom jewelry.