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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2021 - 10 - 09 - ID#q4og28
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please don't talk down to me when you order wrong and I ask again (i.redd.it)
submitted by alrightdood
bobbysangtheblues 85 points 1y ago
My fave is when they say trenti
mulderufo13 30 points 1y ago
Same. Can I get a trenti pink drink ! No ice ! And no berries :) oh can I get a tall cup of ice on the side ? Like okay
LeiyoZynne 17 points 1y ago
At my store it's a pattern for customers to say "Trifecta" or "Tree-enta"
Professor_Profane 13 points 1y ago
"Trifecta" That's hilarious
mckanoot 46 points 1y ago
Strawberry ikea
mysterious_yams 39 points 1y ago
Why do so many people say Megan dragonfruit?
mckanoot 21 points 1y ago
I had someone call it major dragonfruit
Honey_girl_ 31 points 1y ago
Had someone order a caramel mojito at the register once
lilcherry02 30 points 1y ago
"can I get a venti frappuccino?"
"yeah! what flavor?"
"I said venti"
GREAT, NOT WHAT I ASKED
C0ffeeCoffeeC0ffee 30 points 1y ago
Why is decaf iced coffee on here 😂
alrightdood [OP] 35 points 1y ago
cause I hate making it and I'm bitter lol
C0ffeeCoffeeC0ffee 7 points 1y ago
Love it 😁
MBlizzard8 3 points 1y ago
just like our iced coffee !!!
FfierceLaw 22 points 1y ago
My store doesn't have it, we don't even have decaf hot brewed coffee. I know others do but maybe the author of this meme comes from a store like mine
zydr8te 21 points 1y ago
We only have decaf espresso, so it's a bunch of explaining an Americano
FfierceLaw 3 points 1y ago
We end up making decaf pour overs
marisan116 27 points 1y ago
Had someone ask for 2 sativa in their pike…I think they meant stevia🤦🏻‍♀️
BenBishopsButt 21 points 1y ago
THEY SAID WHAT THEY SAID 😂
Comatose_Insomniac 27 points 1y ago
"Can I get a Mango Dango Berry"
mulderufo13 22 points 1y ago
I correct them usually or I say what did u say? You mean a mango dragonfruit refresher ? And they usually are silent and I say okay…your total is blank. Also another pet peeve is when they say whatever your sizes are! I don’t know them! Like I don’t care if you say small, medium or large! Just stop acting stupid
canidieyet_ 17 points 1y ago
“Okay can I get a decaf pumpkin cold brew made with sugar free pumpkin and coconut milk instead of sweet cream for the foam?” regardless of how many times we explained that drink is impossible to make they could not comprehend why
Cauliflower29 1 points 1y ago
Dude someone asked if we can make oat milk sccf. I explained it’s already made with dairy and she straight up asked us to make her a special batch🤦🏼‍♀️
dallizzlee 10 points 1y ago
“Can I get an iced hot white mocha please?”

Did you want that hot or iced?

*seething customer* “I SAID ICED”

Actually you said both ya jerk
ogilviup 5 points 1y ago
Not necessarily “wrong” I guess but there’s been a sudden influx of people calling fraps, “frap-pays” lately 🙃
Short-Suit-3374 4 points 1y ago
We had someone ask for a kiwi refrigerator
sukittrebek616 4 points 1y ago
I’d love to see decaf iced coffee. Hell, we don’t even brew hot decaf in my store.
hollowsockets 4 points 1y ago
this guy came in demanding a pumpkin chai and when i asked if he wanted a psl with chai or a chai latte with pumpkin he rolled his eyes and just got iced coffee. sir, it's not my fault we don't have your make believe drink.
Noodles_Da 2 points 1y ago
I think pumpkin spice chai used to actually be a drink. I remember ordering it a lot but it always had an absurd amount of syrup in it so I stopped.
matchawaffles 3 points 1y ago
I think the worst I've heard is "Vet-nai Caramel Macho"
breadcat3 3 points 1y ago
Vanilla bean coolatta
strangeyeena 3 points 1y ago
Strawberry Acid.
tomsequitur 3 points 1y ago
I hate this company and the cowards who profit from it. I feel like Grendel in the hills, hating after Beowulf's people, whoever those fux were. The saxons? The anglokins?
acertwo 3 points 1y ago
Whenever someone says macchiato with soft C’s I purposefully repeat it back the right way. They never change it, smh
alanameowmeow 3 points 1y ago
LMAAAAOOOO!!
_pkthunder 2 points 1y ago
"Caramelicious"

I saw this post this morning and I thought "oh yeah right, no one orders a caramelicious"

My shift later day, on DTO.
Woman: "can I get a venti caramelicious?"
Me: "Excuse me?! What's that?"
Woman: "oh a caramel blended drink"
Me: "it's called a caramel frappuccino..."

I swear, God has a sense of humor and I don't like it LMFAO
phillipniemann 2 points 1y ago
You can do a decaf iced pour over 😎😎
loki8675309 2 points 1y ago
My favourites: “valinna bean” and “mango fruit refresher” and they always call it a refresher even though they want lemonade.
nonogender 1 points 1y ago
wait what's wrong with decaf iced coffee? we have that
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