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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2021 - 11 - 01 - ID#qkfsda
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Milk run!~ (self.starbucksbaristas)
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sofso 53 points 1y ago
this was a wild ride from start to finish
XSnapCracklePopX 21 points 1y ago
Dude…it was a weird morning (didn’t help that I wasn’t feeling the love from my bupropion lmao)
stealingsight 12 points 1y ago
Forgive me for being nosy but what do you do with lube and a cucumber?
LilacFlores 5 points 1y ago
… its what certain people could use to ✨self pleasure✨ with instead of a real toy
XSnapCracklePopX 7 points 1y ago
It’s a great reason why “foreign object” is a triage complaint. Lmao. And why some men turn up with “abd pain”.
bootrick 5 points 1y ago
Cucumbers were real toys long before we invented silicone or rubber.
LilacFlores 3 points 1y ago
Lmfao I guess thats true
ryzzostar 2 points 1y ago
If Pinocchio was a cucumber:

"I want to be a real toy, Gepetto!"

(I don't know why I am this way)
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LilacFlores 1 points 1y ago
That made me laugh so thank you
nightshiftequalsdead 1 points 1y ago
What don’t you do with it
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