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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2021 - 11 - 02 - ID#qlj79j
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sofso 129 points 1y ago
That last review... covid didn't exist in July of 2021? News to me.
oddishmaster 28 points 1y ago
ignorance is bliss i guess 😩
flyingpurplefux 4 points 1y ago
But the coffee is friendly
jazzy22jm 1 points 1y ago
Bruh and the lame ass Mountain pic? Miss me with that bullshit 😂😂
LeatherTurnip1224 92 points 1y ago
Ok but the last review… yeah we totally keep hazelnut hostage and refuse to bring it out. Not like we keep saying a million times that cause of production issues due to Covid we haven’t been getting it. Lemme just go to Texas and get it for you ok? Ok. 🙃😒
Agreeable_Tea3344 2 points 1y ago
I'm in Texas we have none here sorry lol
TheSuntannSuperman 1 points 1y ago
Lemme ship you some bro
Roarkshop 52 points 1y ago
Yelp is such a joke because reviews are either five stars or one star. Like you'll see a review that's like "everything was amazing the girls are so nice and my food was piping hot but they forgot my puppicino so one star!" Such a bunch of wack!
sero5074 34 points 1y ago
Wannabe emo barista how dare you! 😂 and Coffee is friendly? And do they not understand shortages? Hahaha
Several-Government82 31 points 1y ago
Next time someone asks for hazelnut I’m not gonna say we’re out I’m just gonna say “sorry we don’t believe in hazelnut “ 😂
SpN09_mother_ofpigs 1 points 1y ago
This is to funny.
canidieyet_ 30 points 1y ago
we have a couple of one star reviews that are different variations of “i forgot my wallet and asked the barista to cover my order just this once. they would not honor my $45 order - HORRIBLE customer service. will not be coming back. these are the people that ruin businesses” (this is a review at my old store)

my new store the reviews are all “the baristas here are SOOOO NICE AND FRIENDLY I JUST LUV THEM💓💞💕💘💓❤️❤️❤️💖💖💝💝” which isn’t nearly as exciting, but appreciated nonetheless
emileeavi 24 points 1y ago
Says the girl in the most basic "look at me" pose ever
Berry_Barbara 18 points 1y ago
Bad reviews are honestly comical. The things they write… the way their mind thinks. Yes let me just hoard the hazelnut in the back just because 🤣
Kindly_Visual 17 points 1y ago
one of my favorites from my store is, and i quote “Worst Ever. Not allowed inside on some shifts bcuz communism. Ridiculous. Never ever again stay away”
uwumoment 6 points 1y ago
yeah let me just go materialize some hazelnut into existence
swallowingpixies 6 points 1y ago
We ran out of vanilla tOday and haven’t had hazelnut in MONTHS
shandrilw 3 points 1y ago
my store got one calling us a bunch of pinko commies
January1171 3 points 1y ago
Decided to look

>"Culver's is the best fast food burger in town and those cheese curds are to die for. Freddy's can get right out of town."
GerbilFeces 3 points 1y ago
frickin posers >.<
martinifather 2 points 1y ago
my store has a yelp review from the wife of a customer who one of our old baristas wrote their phone number on lol
[deleted] [OP] 2 points 1y ago
my store be like:

*emo music evening shift
canithoe 1 points 1y ago
Mine are all boring and old :/
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