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“I would like a venti Frappuccino, but hot” (self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by Confident_Compote_32
7:30 am, people. I was ready to take off my apron and quit right there at the register.
DamnitDean 106 points 1y ago
Steam some milk to tall line in steaming pitcher, add steamed milk to blender with 4 pumps frappe roast, 4 half pumps of syrup, 4 pumps coffee base, frappe chips - and 30 napkins. That way it will have that signature Frappuccino texture, but won't have any ice to melt! /s
53389091 18 points 1y ago
I read the whole thing and thought you were serious until I saw the napkin part. Then I cackled.
howdudo 12 points 1y ago
dear lord i hope you dont actually think /s is necessary for this comment lmao
DamnitDean 13 points 1y ago
No, no I don't lol. It's just part of the joke. Maybe were missing something though, have you tried the napkin Frappuccino? I haven't - maybe there is something there.
hollowsockets 40 points 1y ago
People who ask for hot shaken espresso drinks....I will not be burning myself for your made up drink
uwumoment 21 points 1y ago
if somebody asked me for a hot shaken espresso i literally wouldn’t shake it. they’re getting a latte and they’re dealing with it
Osi_Bro95 15 points 1y ago
Even if you shake it the heat will cause pressure to build up and the lid will pop off mid shake. My overworked sleep deprived coworker did it without thinking and the mess it made was insane.
uwumoment 5 points 1y ago
so i’ve heard, i wanted to try it but i was scared lol
penis-ylvania 22 points 1y ago
Every time someone asks for a caramel ribbon crunch hot a small piece of my soul dies
Kwasan 15 points 1y ago
I just make em a dark caramel latte with the caramel ribbon topping. Usually works.
[deleted] 13 points 1y ago
or anyone who orders hot drinks with VSCF... like dude, that's gonna melt before I even get it to the window. Just get whipped cream and move on 😀
GrafixCard25 13 points 1y ago
Diarrhea frappucino
interyx 10 points 1y ago
> "Well we don't really offer the caramel ribbon crunch as a hot latte, but I can get close."
Ring in a venti dark caramel latte with whipped cream, caramel drizzle, and the caramel crunchy pieces.
> "I'd like a hot vanilla bean frappuccino."
Steam vanilla bean powder into milk, top with whipped cream.
> "I want a caramel macchiato frappuccino."
No you probably don't, I think you want a CRF. But if you really insist I'll make a VBF with two affogatto shots and caramel drizzle on top.
Just takes some creativity. You don't have to get mad about it.
Ring in a venti dark caramel latte with whipped cream, caramel drizzle, and the caramel crunchy pieces.
> "I'd like a hot vanilla bean frappuccino."
Steam vanilla bean powder into milk, top with whipped cream.
> "I want a caramel macchiato frappuccino."
No you probably don't, I think you want a CRF. But if you really insist I'll make a VBF with two affogatto shots and caramel drizzle on top.
Just takes some creativity. You don't have to get mad about it.
WallyBBunny 10 points 1y ago
I have had to tell people no. Just like I’m not going to heat up cold brew. 😑
LycaenopsPictus 10 points 1y ago
I usually suggest the relevant latte/ mocha equivalent, possibly with additional toppings.
uwumoment 7 points 1y ago
People don’t read
whatisprofound 3 points 1y ago
This. And the no ice frap situation?? The heck is that supposed to be? Go buy some instant coffee.
iStealSharpies 2 points 1y ago
I give them frap roast with steamed milk. Enjoy your nasty coffee.
sleepysoftpeach 1 points 1y ago
Someone ordered a caramel crunch frap with no ice
[deleted] 1 points 1y ago
It keeps happening!!!
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