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Grossest thing you’ve ever made (self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by iwmwsccbaecd
this one hurt my teeth just to make... 3 venti iced caramel macchiatos with sweet cream instead of 2% 😃
sofso 137 points 1y ago
this doesn't really answer ur question because i didn't /make/ it, but one time a customer came in with a latte from another store that had chunks of kiwi inclusions steamed into the milk. they'd just ordered a plain latte, not even a mention of kiwi. the other store messed up big time and it had to be the grossest drink i've ever witnessed.
New_Consequence_5184 37 points 1y ago
I've had someone actually order something like this with Mango Dragonfruit! It was a very pretty color, but I'm sure it was nasty.
sofso 17 points 1y ago
oh dear.. yeah i'm sure it looked pretty but hot milky chunks of rehydrated fruit give me the ick
IntroductionOne1 28 points 1y ago
I could be wrong but I'm wondering if it had to do with the 'add kiwi inclusions' glitch a few months back. Either way, it's weird that it was steamed into the milk. Such an odd occurrence lol.
sofso 23 points 1y ago
no i think you're absolutely right! also fingers can slip up and press the wrong button on the POS.. i'm just wondering why none of the baristas on bar asked the one taking orders if they really meant to add that modification LOL
rdrlc 8 points 1y ago
oh god...
juicyspitwater 86 points 1y ago
I raise you a

Venti Iced Caramel Macchiato
Blonde,
Quad,
12 Pumps Vanilla,
4 Scoops Vanilla Bean Powder,
Heavy Cream,
Light ice,
Ex Van Sc Cld Fm,
Ex Caramel Drizzle
iwmwsccbaecd [OP] 33 points 1y ago
Not the heavy cream 🤢
juicyspitwater 17 points 1y ago
here’s another one.

Trenta Mango Dragonfruit with a double affoghato
heighteneds3ns3s 4 points 1y ago
NOOO
gabyblayla 4 points 1y ago
Here’s another one.

Two Trenta mango dragonfuit refreshers with lemonade and vanilla sweet cream cold foam.
Efficient-Ad6235 2 points 1y ago
I have a partner who gets a trenta mango dragon fruit lemonade with two shots of espresso everyday... I cant
fuck-pickles 5 points 1y ago
This almost gave me a heart attack
juicyspitwater 1 points 1y ago
ooooo i found one more in my camera roll.

Grande Pike Place

Triple Shot

Cinnamon Powder

3 Scoops Vanilla Bean Powder

Spl Cream on the side

17 Sugars inside.
Here’s a $1
Wonderful-Ad-9816 74 points 1y ago
for sure a venti berry hibiscus with 2 shots of espresso and 6 scoops of matcha. it looked like mop water after you mop the bar
iwmwsccbaecd [OP] 27 points 1y ago
I don’t even want to know what that tastes like
Wonderful-Ad-9816 37 points 1y ago
i took a little bit for myself and let me tell you. it taste like everything
Carsatan 1 points 1y ago
Reading this made me nauseous
acnh1222 40 points 1y ago
I made something with 14 pumps of vanilla syrup and 14 scoops of vanilla powder the other day. I honestly don’t remember what the rest of the drink was because I couldn’t get over how heavy the drink was after just those things alone, it felt like a brick. Something in a hot cup so I think it was a latte.

She ordered a second one two hours later and a coworker brought it over to me, like a “can you believe this?” When I told him this was her second one, we were like this girl definitely has cavities. There’s no way otherwise.
iwmwsccbaecd [OP] 19 points 1y ago
i swear these people run on sugar
aspoonfulofsammy11 11 points 1y ago
Why not just drink the syrup straight at this point? So gross.
aspoonfulofsammy11 34 points 1y ago
My grossest was three grande strawberry açaí refreshers with a double shot in each.

It tasted like if you ate an ashtray of menthol cigarettes and some strawberry candy, and then puked it all back out.

Truly every flavor note I just described. Acidic, vomit, ashtray, tabaco, strawberry, and it had a cooling effect like menthol. I didn’t even swallow it, and it burned all the way down my esophagus.

I shit you not, it was the worst thing I’ve ever tasted.
sirensongbiird 13 points 1y ago
Ayeeee I just made 2 of those today!! 🤢🤢🤢
alphabet_order_bot 32 points 1y ago
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.

I have checked 351,894,428 comments, and only 77,085 of them were in alphabetical order.
meannbeann 10 points 1y ago
Congrats little robot
juicyspitwater 1 points 1y ago
good bot
moon_light523 31 points 1y ago
I mean, this isn’t the grossest persay, but I once had a guy order a venti iced white mocha that had 6 pumps of white mocha and 8 pumps of pumpkin.

he proceeded to come inside and complain that his drink was too sweet lol
darkwolf523 5 points 1y ago
Bruh
Alternative-Pay4596 1 points 1y ago
i have to say this is actually very good but i would do 6 pumpkin
moon_light523 1 points 1y ago
oh I imagine it’s good, I just thought it was funny how the guy said it was too sweet. he also claimed that it had no coffee in the drink, and cause I was the person who made it it for sure had the coffee
plushiequeenaspen 19 points 1y ago
Back when we had the tea infusions, I had someone in DT order a peach green tea, unsweetened, with two shots of espresso.

We made one after they left to see just how nasty it was. -7/10 it was awful XD
ThankfulWonderful 4 points 1y ago
I missssss those tea infusions.

Pineapple with the white teaaaaaaaaa
twitchybarista86 17 points 1y ago
On Sunday I was horrified with the mobile order...they wanted a vt strawberry acai with 5 pumps of peppermint. 🤢🤢🤢
LackOfColor_ 6 points 1y ago
Maybe they were so excited peppermint was back they were trying it in everything lol
uuhh-bi 17 points 1y ago
This one Woman gets what we can in the store “the 10 and 10” It’s a Venti London fog latte with 10 scoops of vanilla bean and 10 pumps of vanilla.
ArtemistheGay 15 points 1y ago
I've had a lady get a trenta no ice pink drink, sub coconut milk for VSC and add 2 pumps of vanilla and 4 scoops of VBP. 30 OUNCES OF THAT. HOW.
just say you want a melted strawberry milkshake and go 🤢🤢
the_monkey_socks 2 points 1y ago
That is all too common at my storeeee. Oi. They usually get mocha foam on top!
JHOOOOBI 11 points 1y ago
I mean I’ve made lots of nasty things but the vanilla bean frap made with water instead of milk is always at the front of my mind. Looked like jizz
Mean-Grass8935 11 points 1y ago
Venti matcha latte with added kiwi base. Simply green chalk juice.
zoinksyoinks77 3 points 1y ago
HOT…?
Mean-Grass8935 2 points 1y ago
Iced 👀
Dangerous-Bus-1096 11 points 1y ago
Venti Java chip. 10 pumps mocha, add 10 frap chips, and..... no ice 😟
narviat 2 points 1y ago
was probably gonna take it home to make later (i hope)
Epona_02 8 points 1y ago
nitro cold brew with both dragonfruit juice AND inclusions. literally gagged.
iwmwsccbaecd [OP] 3 points 1y ago
i think this is the worst one yet
Aggressive_Steak_264 8 points 1y ago
2 Venti iced passion tea with 18 pumps of classic (it was a couple) - the guy came in and said it was too bitter/he couldn’t taste the sweetener 😶
iwmwsccbaecd [OP] 8 points 1y ago
18 and he couldn’t taste it?!? That man must have covid
Epona_02 5 points 1y ago
once had a (clearly ill and maskless) lady order a medicine ball. then complain it was tasteless. i went and got covid tested asap lmao
jaxattackk 7 points 1y ago
The weirdest drink I made was a hot solo shot of espresso with 30 pumps of whit mocha. She must of had to be using that for cooking or baking but how knows.

The grossest drink I’ve had to make was a grande pink drink with light lemonade, no ice, no berries and 5 pumps of peppermint 🤢🤢
Starlett_Hudson 7 points 1y ago
“Jesus juice”. Every refresher base plus every inclusion then topped with lemonade and passion tea. She ordered a trenta
The-only-unused-name 7 points 1y ago
25 pumps of vanilla. I forget what drink exactly it was but it doesn’t matter because it was basically just a cup of syrup anyways
clumsysilencee 7 points 1y ago
I’ll never forget… less than an hour before close: Venti iced black tea lemonade with (WITH!!!) mango dragonfruit base, strawberry açaí base, kiwi starfruit base, and all three types of inclusions. Literally looked like vomit, especially with the kiwis in there.

It went to a full van that had several venti fraps with ridiculous customizations as well, but this one really stuck out to me

Edit: not the same van but we had a cafe customer order a half cold brew half lemonade. We’d never heard of that before so we all tried it and I didn’t hate it?? but the rest of my store thought it was disgusting lol. Apparently it’s a thing though. I think what’s supposed to make it work is the acidity of the coffee and lemonade.
godskrimp 6 points 1y ago
I've heard of a lightning bolt, lemonade with shots on top. I think anyone who likes it is sus af
official_koda_ 6 points 1y ago
One person comes literally EVERYDAY and gets a venti iced white mocha, sub sweet cream as the milk, and then with sweet cream foam. Like dang, wish my metabolism could handle that.
Sarah-himmelfarb 5 points 1y ago
A regular who orders a venti Strawberry açaí with 12 pumps of liquid cane and 11 pumps of classic

Or

Talk pumpkin spice, decaf, 2 pumps mocha, mocha drizzle, oat milk, cinnamon powder, 2 pumps pumpkin, 1 pump chai 🤢
Sunnysunflowers1112 2 points 1y ago
Isn't classic and liquid cane the same thing? Strawberry açaí are so freaking sweet to begin with. Wtf.
Sarah-himmelfarb 3 points 1y ago
Apparently liquid cane has a more molasses-y flavor but at that point there’s no distinguishing between sugar and more sugar
MeggoEggoes 5 points 1y ago
A hot raspberry/toffee nut dirty chai. Imagine all the smells of bath and body works, now make it drinkable. 🤢
WashedFM_NY 5 points 1y ago
today i had to make a trenta SAR with light ice and 20 pumps of LCS. i didn't want to think about their dentist bills 🥴
hookahpop 4 points 1y ago
Subbing sweet cream in drinks is super common at my store, and the amount of syrups we put in a cup is insane. Several customers order a venti iced white mocha w caramel syrup, extra drizzle, sccf and made w sweet cream, and only 1 shot, or other weirdly similar requests. Like, just say you hate coffee and go
TemplarSensei7 3 points 1y ago
Black iced tea lemonade..... with two shots of espresso.

Java chip Frappuccino with 6 extra scoops of java chips, extra pumps of mocha, extra mocha drizzle, whip cream at bottom, middle and top, and two espresso shots.....

And Unicorn Frappuccino.... (need I say more on that?)
Notsotaciturn 3 points 1y ago
Part of my brain cannot compute why anyone would steam lemonade. I know it's not that outrageous or even gross to most barista, but when I realize I have to steam something called lemonade, being a HUGE fan of real iced fresh lemonade, I mentally and physically gag.
Notsotaciturn 3 points 1y ago
Maybe I'm not meant to brew for the bux long-term but more than half the flavors on the Christmas menu make me gag and taste like I've added booze to my drink without any of the fringe benefits.
davidbyrnesounds 3 points 1y ago
the grossest thing i’ve ever made wasn’t inherently gross, but knowing how it was drank made it disgusting. i used to have a regular at my first store who would order a grande extra hot caramel macchiato in a venti cup with extra whip all the way up to the top… because he had a little dog he let lick the whipped cream off before he drank it. i made this thing multiple times a week some weeks. it was truly and deeply upsetting. like just get a pupuccino man…..
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iwmwsccbaecd [OP] 2 points 1y ago
Nice!
flowergarb 3 points 1y ago
oh also kiwi sf lemonade w caramel crunch topping and vsscf
ThatsDisputable 3 points 1y ago
oh noooo. someone ordered cf on a matcha lemonade once at my store and it curdled and looked disgusting 🤢 dairy and lemon don’t mix
reclusivegiraffe 2 points 1y ago
venti guava passionfruit with eggnog and hazelnut syrup
lil_anarchist_ 2 points 1y ago
Lemonade with shots of espresso on top like it’s a macchiato— shit tasted like a CIGARETTE
Creative_Shopaholic 2 points 1y ago
That’s actually a pretty common drink at my store lol but today someone got a peppermint hot chocolate with 12 pumps of mocha and 10 of peppermint and then they added a single shot 🤢
Superduperfreddy 2 points 1y ago
These single shotters don’t know the forces that they are messing with like just the other day can I have a Venti iced white mocha w/ 8 pumps of WM , extra Caramel drizzle ,VSCCF, with a single shot.
aacidd_ 2 points 1y ago
one of our regulars always gets a venti vanilla bean, 10 scoops vanilla, extra caramel drizzle, extra mocha, & extra whipped cream. I can only imagine how sweet that drink is 🤢🤢
valucianos 2 points 1y ago
Caramel macchiato, add whip, strawberry purée, cinnamon powder, and extra drizzle. Just about picked. Also a pink drink with a shot and mocha drizzle.
Superduperfreddy 2 points 1y ago
Venti strawberry lemonade double blended with Matcha , Frapp chips a splash of sweet cream with 2 pumps of caramel
Sunnysunflowers1112 3 points 1y ago
Wait wait wait ... that was all one drink?

Strawberries, lemonade, matcha powder, frappacino, chips, and cream? How did the cream not curdle? How did you not vomit?
Superduperfreddy 1 points 1y ago
Yes.
flowergarb 2 points 1y ago
a regular husband/wife who’s drinks are literally a abominations (trad misto 12 shot every milk and 9 peppermint and 11 vanill bean) and a mango df no water sub apple juice and 2 ristretto shots lmfao
k8mitchy 2 points 1y ago
This isn’t really “gross” but it’s definitely a sugar bomb.
I know a regular who comes in twice a day *minimum* and orders a venti quad iced caramel macchiato with EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA WILL ASK FOR MORE IN A SHORT CUP IF IT’S NOT ENOUGH caramel drizzle, nonfat milk, 3 Splenda, and add whip. She also gets her daughter the standard TikTok special, venti iced white mocha with extra caramel drizz, VSCCF, and whip.
Also she enjoys her singular butter croissant burnt to a crisp. Deadass had to toast it four times before she was satisfied.
acexcake 2 points 1y ago
a venti iced white mocha with 16 pumps of white mocha. with whipped cream and caramel drizzle. i gagged the whole time
One-Television2169 1 points 1y ago
Mango dragonfruit lemonade add shot
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GoddessDivine00 1 points 1y ago
Venti pink drink with 10(!) scoops of vanilla bean and heavy cream instead of coconut milk 🤮
Sunny_Cella 1 points 1y ago
This guy used to come in everyday and order a venti lemonade with FOUR affogato shots on top. One time we actually made it and it tasted like a literal ash tray.
BenignNemesis 1 points 1y ago
Before the matcha was sweetened up... black tea with matcha and espresso. I dont remember the amounts but it tasted like mud.
DingleberriesInMyBut 1 points 1y ago
I have this one lady that comes in and orders a trenta passion tea with a splash of heavy cream. There’s also a girl that comes in and orders a venti black iced tea, add 3 scoops matcha powder. I’ve had someone order an iced black tea with matcha sccf. There’s a few other abominations that I can’t think of but people really love to torture me with matcha 🥲
HearingEquivalent887 1 points 1y ago
strawberry acai lemonade with heavy cream blended
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punkrott 1 points 1y ago
there’s a guy who comes through our drivethru almost every night. he orders a venti iced white mocha made with whole milk, five shots, ten pumps of white mocha, and two packets of splenda. he also gets a quad shot on the side. making the drink makes me feel a little ill because all of that white mocha sauce doesn’t mix in super well, it just sits at the bottom of the cup. can’t imagine drinking that with a straw the way he does
asinglearrow 1 points 1y ago
i didn’t make it myself, and definitely doesn’t beat some of the disgusting things posted in this thread, but we did get a mocha frappuccino with 6 scoops of matcha last weekend
sammiipiie 1 points 1y ago
Oh my gosh yeeeeears ago we had this guy come in and get a venti passion iced tea with 30 pumps of raspberry and when we made sure it was THIRTY not THIRTEEN he was like yeah I’m cutting back I usually get 50. FIFTY!!! SIR. Just buy a bottle of raspberry syrup and be on your way 😬😬😬
Js_On_My_Yeet 1 points 1y ago
Back then: Strawberry water, with an espresso shot, 2 pumps of hazelnut, 2 scoops of matcha, and a splash of lemonade. I wish I was kidding.
ViAmplify 1 points 1y ago
someone ordered 2 caramel ribbon crunch fraps with 12 shots each
7824-bad-days 1 points 1y ago
Venti iced white mocha made with 1/2 sweet cream 1/2 coconut milk (????), 2 pumps caramel, one pump vanilla, extra caramel drizzle, no whip, and caramel ribbon crunch topping
heighteneds3ns3s 1 points 1y ago
made this just today. steamed apple juice, caramel drizzle, sf vanilla, whip, cinnamon dolce powder
inserttitlecard 1 points 1y ago
isnt that like a thing tho? ive had a few people order those and theyre like an alternative for something that would usually have cinnamon dolce syrup in it
daphneadora9 1 points 1y ago
Lol sugar free vanilla? I wonder if they could tell the difference between the sf and regular.
Talex1995 1 points 1y ago
Pink drink with sweet cream instead of coconut milk with sweet cream foam with a pump of mocha
digitalsushi0 1 points 1y ago
Venti iced espresso 24 shots 30 pumps of mocha used to make something else at home I guess
Violet drink with matcha and almond milk
iwmwsccbaecd [OP] 1 points 1y ago
24 SHOTS?!!! HOW ARE THEY ALIVE
nightshiftequalsdead 1 points 1y ago
Espresso in a pink drink
myredditusername919 1 points 1y ago
venti white mocha with 25 pumps white mocha. filled 3/4 of cup before milk.

venti caramel frap with an entire bottle of drizzle.

tall vanilla bean with 22 scoops vbp.
anx1etyprime 1 points 1y ago
strawberry acai lemonade with pumpkin cold foam (for a customer)
iwmwsccbaecd [OP] 1 points 1y ago
The first day of the fall launch i made a dragonfruit refresher with pumpkin cold foam 🤢
moomarz 1 points 1y ago
I make weird drinks, and it actually is really cool.

Pink Drink + Shots = Orange/Tangy flavor

Green Tea (Coconut Milk)+ Shots = Bitter Matcha Kit Kat

Passion Tea (Coconut Milk) + Shots = Not a distinct flavor

It’s so freakin cool guys i love it
coffeeaddict3416 1 points 1y ago
i think i win this one
iced quad in a grande with 3 pumps pineapple ginger and coconut milk
teal--sunshine 1 points 1y ago
We have a regular who comes in several times a week that gets a tall pike w/cream and 20 sugars in a grande cup. I really question his sanity and health. The most ridiculous I ever made was a trenta tea made with 20 pumps LCS and 24 FULL pumps of raspberry. The store had a half-pump on the raspberry so I had to put 48 pumps into the cup plus the LCS, and I have never forgotten the trauma of seeing a third of the cup filled with syrup
accidentalove 1 points 1y ago
lemonade with mocha, just to see
shibagurl111 1 points 1y ago
iced matcha latte with 6 shots of espresso, 5 scoops of matcha made with heavy cream
-beam-me-up- 1 points 1y ago
Mango dragonfruit with peppermint and a blonde ristretto shot 😥
Various-Feedback6595 1 points 1y ago
Everything drink. This was when we had tumeric powder too. Tasted horrible. Most prominent flavors were the tumeric powder, peppermint, dark caramel, and pineapple ginger.
mirbellaof 1 points 1y ago
Cold brew with pineapple ginger syrup :)
normaldud 1 points 1y ago
Venti caramel brulee latte, 6 pumps of vanilla, 6 pumps caramel brulee make with sweet cream and extra topping.
coooffieee 1 points 1y ago
an iced matcha latte with almond milk and mango base
Torahferbs 1 points 1y ago
I had a person ask for a ice water with all of the fruit inclusions and two scoops of matcha. The person on dto was new so she rang it up incorrectly. When we told her it was $4 she yelled at us and said “that’s the price of a normal drink I will only pay $1”. She didn’t buy it and I offered my coworkers $5 to drink it, no one would.
Kindly-Trust7211 1 points 1y ago
Not the grossest but we have a regular that orders an iced latte with 12 vanilla and HEAVY CREAM. Even more disgusting she comes about 3 times a day and orders this exact drink every time🥴
dr_nat813 1 points 1y ago
venti london fog tea, 7 sugars, 7 splendas, 7 liquid cane sugar… julie chose violence.
Intelligent_Treat912 1 points 1y ago
Depends on 'made' but I guess fixing myself cereal and not knowing I poured expired milk then taking my first bite? And I know, I was like 10 or 11 atm and Idk how I didn't smell it or bother check it whatsoever lol
flexi_lexii 1 points 1y ago
Also this one. Had to find the picture I took. Tall hot quad 4 scoop coconut matcha latte, 1 pump skinny mocha, 1 pump honey blend, 1 pump peppermint, 1 pump sf cinnamon dolce, 1 pump cinnamon dolce, 1 pump sugar free vanilla with whip, 3 stevia, mocha drizzle and cinnamon dolce topping.

Just… why.
ephemereaux 1 points 1y ago
Lemonade with milk 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
flexi_lexii 1 points 1y ago
Tall extra hot caramel latte in a venti cup with 12 sugar, extra whip and extra caramel drizzle
zoinksyoinks77 1 points 1y ago
hot chai tea latte with lemonade instead of milk. STEAMED LEMONADE IN A CHAI.
JJ_Pause 1 points 1y ago
Greent tea lemonade with citrus and peppermint
Majestic-Baker4718 1 points 1y ago
venti iced latte, 1/3rd almond milk 1/3 heavy whipping cream 1/3 vsc, 4 pumps of white mocha, 4 pumps of peppermint, 4 pumps of sugar free vanilla, 4 pumps brown sugar, 4 pumps chestnut praline, no ice, irish cream cold foam, cocoa powder with both apple crisp drizzle and caramel drizzle. looked like fuckin dish water.
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kikiorangutan 1 points 1y ago
Matcha Frappuccino with frap chips and mocha drizzle. Looks like Shrek’s swamp
RareLingonberry 1 points 1y ago
A very berry hibiscus with 2 shots and a scoop of matcha powder
kazz_sky 1 points 1y ago
we have a regular who drinks a venti ice caramel macchiato with 9 shots & breve 😵‍💫
Aliciarox11189 1 points 1y ago
I do the iced grande breve but most is 4.
It_is_Katy 0 points 1y ago
Today. Mobile order, one of four equally wild drinks.

Trenta star drink. Light ice. Add green tea.

Okay. Not too bad. I probably wouldn't like it but I can kinda see why someone else would.

Light peach juice. No kiwi inclusions.

That's a...choice, certainly.

*VSCCF.*

No??? why???

***5 pumps peppermint***

WHAT THE FUCK

She came into the cafe to pick it up and had red self-harm scars all over her arms. I mean, dozens of burns/cuts so I felt really bad I made fun of her, but still. what the hell
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