Responding hot, gets to the window, “That was supposed to be iced” 🙃

“Grande”

“What size???” “Ashley :)”

Was that hot or iced?

Grande.

Okay, hot or iced?

I said grande!!

"yes"

And then they usually just say “sure” or “yes”😂

HEADSET. OFF!! 👹👹👹

No, that’s it!

THIS😭😭😭😭😭😭

“Sorry, we don’t have eggnog this year”

“Sorry, actually don’t have that right now because of the supply chain issues.”

My store has been hit hard by that, we are literally completely out of mocha right now. Our most popular holiday drink is Peppermint Mocha. *Save me*

“Sorry that was only served in a different country about 5 years ago”

gingerbread latte

Bro they’ll all be caramel but one with almond milk, one add a shot, one soy and one extra ice

"can I have a vanilla bean?"

"What size?"

"Vanilla bean"

Me: “What size would you like?”

Customer: A regular.”

Me: “What do you mean by that?”

Customer: “Just a regular size.”

Me: (Visible confusion)

Me: “So a grande? That’s our medium.”

Customer: “Just a regular size.”

Me: “Okay...? I’ll just punch that in as a grande and we’ll get that ready right away!”

(Later)

Me: “Here you are, two Grande Strawberry Açai Lemonades”

Customer: “Is this a regular size?”

Me: “Well, I asked if you wanted our grande, which is a medium, and you seemed to affirm that, so I charged you for 2 Strawberry Açai Lemonades, and that’s what these are.”

Customer: “This isn’t a regular.”

Me: “Did you want this instead?” (Shows venti cup)

Customer: “No that’s still too small.”

Me: “Well the only size larger than this is our Trenta, which is our extra-large” (shows Trenta cup”

Customer: “Yeah! That’s the regular size!”

Me: (Visible confusion)

this one

Legit. Why does it have to splash so much?!?!

This is so true and it would give me a little aneurysm!

Yup, “oh crikey that was supposed to be blonde in that Sugar Cookie Almond, ehhh who knows the difference?”

I was laying in bed last night, trying to sleep and thought “oh crap.I made that white mocha a toasted whit mocha earlier” 😵‍💫

Me always giving regular espresso than blonde because I forgot to press the arrow

"but the other Starbucks let's me order this way!"

For those drinks i just make sure it's about half full no matter how many things are in there. If any complaints, oh so you wanted a latte let me charge you for that and refund you this.

Some guy told me “you don’t need to know” the other day and it was all I could do to keep myself from laughing in his face

Me: “May I have a name for your order?”

99% of customers: “Just on debit please”

Me: “But can I ask for your name? Just so we can call it out when it’s ready”

Customer: “Just on debit.”

It doesn’t matter what barista asks for a name, the customer will more often than not reply “just on debit”

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I don’t work at Starbucks, but I’m in the sub because I want to. I work at DQ. We have this one regular who will never give me her name because “i’ll be right here for it”. so I literally put her name as “right here”

Same.

GOD I thought it was only me!!

Chested people problems.
(Legit thought it was me, i'm bad at wearing clothes in a "i care about how i look" way)

And ashy from all the hand washing and sanitizer lol

The amount of times I’ve had to explain to adults how names work is alarming

Happy cake day!

That they say. At the window. After they've been waiting ten minutes for their stuff to be ready. Ten minutes where you easily could have grabbed it when they were waiting.

"oh! I know it's last minute, but can I get a venti cup of ice too?"

A positive one, woo!

My coworkers and I jokingly argue over who gets to make the Pupachino lol. It’s pretty great

Ten minutes later….

“CHANGE BATTERY”

Omggggggg I heard it!!!!

This comment is underrated

As a DQ worker who wants to work at Starbucks, I feel this also.

This is the one. Beep boop indeed, my friend

Human music.

I always just say “Yeah, yeah, yeah! Go beep yourself!” When the ovens are going off lol

I saw a fly in their once.

immediately after you press the charge button too

LMFAOOO

That’s odd. My store hasn’t ran out since I’ve been there. I’m still somewhat new, only been here 2ish months, but I haven’t seen us run out of bottles of cinnamon dolce.

Ice cubes in my pockets

Every time I hear “oatmeal latte” I wanna steam oatmeal into the drink

One of my coworkers had a phone thrown in the drive window once because they didn’t scan fast enough lol. We all found it kinda funny tbh.

Mostly cause it was a joke from a regular just trying to be funny, but it still technically happened.

I should try that. Oatmeal latte.

Drink: is iced
Customer: ordered a hot drink
Names: completely incompatible
Customer: "is this mine??"
Bro u just ordered and there's at least 10 ppl also waiting ahead of you. No, no it is not.

I have $1, and blew out my ankle playing football, and my back and ankle are always sore at work. I could be just walking in to start my shift, and I’ll already feel my back and ankle starting to hurt. It’s like my body wants to make my job hard lol.

Link is just a definition of what scoliosis is.

Oh my god i've slept-walked/talked/conversated before too, but i'd hate to know what i was like in my sleep starting out those first few years.

Have literally barred in my sleep. It was a handful of dreams, but i technically have done this job in my sleep xD

I’ll ask, “are you (name)?” First and give them this look 😒

yo I think this EVERY DAY I'm at work 😭

Caught myself about to do this to a cup of water... I was delirious lol

This one

This was me in 2002-2004

Literally asked for a guy's name five times today!

Hey, at least they give the size and if it’s hot/iced lol

I had to move my bed away from the wall bc I kept ‘barista-ing’ in my sleep and hitting my arm against the wall🤦🤦🤦🤦

Yes! Omg last night! Bahaha

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McFrappethingy

😂😂😂 smells good. Taste nasty

Me at the whipped cream in my bra even tho I was wearing an apron

Lol yesterday someone asked for a “farmel cappucino” and I didn’t even bat an eye

I work another job at my school campus where I will be tabling at events and when groups of people are coming in I cant stop myself from saying “hi, welcome in!”

Whats that?

And then they get to the window like "why is there no whip on this?"