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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

r/starbucksbaristas

Full History - 2021 - 11 - 25 - ID#r260cg

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Busy AF and we get this. (reddit.com)

submitted by Sirennice

the1noir 157 points 1y ago

Why did you even make it lol

Its-a-monday 51 points 1y ago

Exactly. You can call bs and not make it bro

the1noir 61 points 1y ago

Literally would’ve left the sticker off to the side until they showed and asked them “what do you really want..?”

existenaliens 152 points 1y ago

Joke's on them! Half of the ingredients listed are out of stock. Heh.

rroxannee 105 points 1y ago

immediately rolled my eyes when i saw how long this sticker was

mysterious_yams 100 points 1y ago

Hahaha I wasted money on a ridiculous drink that you have to make, that I'm not gonna pick up. What a good prank!

YaGirlWitch 43 points 1y ago

More then likely they got it for free. Either with birthday rewards, stars, or one of the 100s of others ways to get free drinks.

wesborobaptistchurch 81 points 1y ago

I fucking hate when the ingredients aren’t listed in a way that makes sense for sequencing. I can’t believe that it would be any trouble for Starbucks to write a program that way. “Blonde” is halfway down the sticker.

mama_bibi 45 points 1y ago

We should be able to ban customers that do this. Like why are people such shit. I dont understand. I mean one im not making that but two like whyyyyyy do you not have anything better to do with your life other than pranking people that are just trying to live. Like im just trying to pay my bills and feed my kid and cats bro. Please leave me be. Let me live. Also I wish there was a way to pull their number up or something because I would find them...

Eyes_Of_Ibad_84 21 points 1y ago

Starbucks doesn't ban problem customers, Starbucks gives free cards to problem customers.

mama_bibi 7 points 1y ago

Yea I know. There was this one time someone pulled the race card because we wouldn't give her a cash refund, we offered to remake the stuff and offered store credit and her response was "if I was a Karen I would get my money" ma'am you are LITERALLY being a Karen. Not to mention the fact that the whole crew that night was either mixed with Spanish or of Asian decent. But reguardless. This one manager that was working at our store for a bit gave her....
A cash refund, and remade all of the food ON TOP of the store credit we gave her for the stuff. I was like whaaaaat? I'll never stand by that decision and voiced my opinion on it. Straight creating monsters at starbucks

Internal-Ad-8820 1 points 1y ago

Starbucks is definitely that parent that spoiled their child growing up, who became all the kids combined in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

deprimada 6 points 1y ago

Its because they don’t see service workers as actual people.

Normal_Human_4567 45 points 1y ago

Even just the photo of that crashed my whole phone

StillEmotional 31 points 1y ago

did they even pick it up/get it?

Sirennice [OP] 33 points 1y ago

Nope!

Accurate-Bumblebee14 20 points 1y ago

"You had a mobile order? I'm so sorry your sticker didn't print, could you tell me your order again and well get started on that in just a minute"

Accomplished_Wing685 13 points 1y ago

Are they okay damn

legoshis 12 points 1y ago

the name……..

Sarahthelizard 2 points 1y ago

It's a meta joke, when she says "I am Daenarys yadayada" it's a bunch of titles like the list.

As dumb as this is, I wouldn't doubt if this was a partner lol.

[deleted] 11 points 1y ago

How do our customers have teeth. I barely can have some sugar without our products hurting my gums.

[deleted] 7 points 1y ago

i’ve decided i’m just gonna put an empty cup with the sticker in the uber bag next time. done with these clowns.

Several-Government82 6 points 1y ago

Wait for them to come in and have it behind the MOP station then when they show up “here try it to make sure I got everything right!”

Substantial-Hair-170 5 points 1y ago

Jail

yerunclejamba 4 points 1y ago

Surely this cannot be real. I hope to the diety of your choice that this is a joke. Not an SB worker, just an apologetic customer and batista sympathizer.
On behalf of the consuming public, I'm so sorry.

MawcDrums 3 points 1y ago

Perfect example of how the stickers need to be reorganized into categories of ingredients, and not just random out of order bullshit.

Emoly_theGreat 3 points 1y ago

Legit would have been “hold up I need a moment to focus on this grocery order drink”

xerox-of-a-xerox 3 points 1y ago

they just like pressing buttons

panrosecass 3 points 1y ago

We have a high schooler who orders outrageous shit like this

Downtown_Asparagus71 3 points 1y ago

I would make them
Drink it in front of me

Modernorthodoxy 2 points 1y ago

How do you even get to this point?

[deleted] 2 points 1y ago

At this point, just throw away the sticker and walk away.

lilkiosk 2 points 1y ago

PLEASE tell me you didn’t accidentally put in more than 1 pump of white mocha!

MoshiMachine 2 points 1y ago

The name 😑

bekalh 2 points 1y ago

WallyBBunny 2 points 1y ago

I bet they used point for this. Assholes. 😑

Necessary_Low939 1 points 1y ago

U should also cross out the name. But that bitch is trying

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jjd022980 1 points 1y ago

Wtf?!

ColdSeaWench 1 points 1y ago

The app barely lets you add extra things? How was this even possible 🤣

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Butterflybo0ty 1 points 1y ago

Would not be making that

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TemplarSensei7 1 points 1y ago

Well, that’s convenient that it’s on one long sticker. We plastered the slips to make a line.....

(Shivers)

rterrebo 1 points 1y ago

Yeah f that. They can make it themselves.

moonbearsun 1 points 1y ago

Wonder what that tastes like

DoomWitch97 1 points 1y ago

This absolutely has to be a joke…but I wouldn’t even be surprised if it was real 🤦‍♀️

sero5074 1 points 1y ago

Maaaan wtf.

Stunning_Ticket -10 points 1y ago

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Stunning_Ticket 1 points 1y ago

Lol. I can make that receipt about 3-4 inches longer. There is no logical reason for the sticker to fit on the cup.

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