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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2021 - 11 - 29 - ID#r5bpm8
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Customer: “can I get a double blended iced americano with almond milk?” Me: “Excuse me, come again?” (self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by InfiniteFriez
pranasoup 80 points 1y ago
not this again

edit: not this bitch again
BobTheBloatedFish 55 points 1y ago
Blendicanos are back?!
LatteMaster 41 points 1y ago
“Can I make you an Almond milk Espresso Frap?”
SemiruralComa08 10 points 1y ago
This is what I came here to say
rterrebo 28 points 1y ago
"I don't know, can you?"
Lollipop_Lawliet95 22 points 1y ago
See fuck all that, I simply put a little more almond milk or a little less ice. Fixes that issue very easily. Sorry starbucks, don’t care about the 1 penny spent on extra almond milk lol
Wam_2020 18 points 1y ago
What size? (Sorry, I had to!)
Rcimo4142 7 points 1y ago
Large
xKing_Mufasa 12 points 1y ago
sorry im still a green bean. Can you tell what’s wrong with this lol
hottea_bae 42 points 1y ago
This comes out super thick and doesn’t come out the blender easily. You need a spoon or it all comes out in a mass and makes a mess. Unless you put base in it for it to smoothen up.
Ordinary-Theory-8289 11 points 1y ago
I just give it a quick pulse on the blender. The only reason they say “double” blended is cuz that’s how it shows on the sticker
Agreeable-Apricot-13 11 points 1y ago
May as well just freeze an iced americano to give the fucker tomorrow...same drink basically
Few-Tax-1647 11 points 1y ago
I’m a greenbean (~4 months) and got this order for the first time today. Was beyond confused. It was a double blended venti iced americano with almond milk and four pumps white mocha
Imaginary_Chemist_09 9 points 1y ago
Haha you have to slosh it around in the blender a billion times to warm it up just to get it in the cup😂
SupaFugDup 7 points 1y ago
Soo, espresso shots, water to second line, almond milk to third, filled with ice, then blended twice? That sounds absolutely putrid.
KableKyle 7 points 1y ago
I always tell people that it isn’t going to come out the way they think it will. So far the responses have been, “Yeah I know” lol
Think-Trainer4318 7 points 1y ago
We have a customer who gets a triple in a venti cup blended. No base.
fannytraggot 4 points 1y ago
I made one of that exact drink yesterday 😭😭
bottlehalffull 2 points 1y ago
Me on reg: grande espresso frap almond milk double blended no whip

Me to customer: " Sure thing....your total is....
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