“Sorry our espresso machine is broken so we can’t make lattes”

“Okay, how bout a pumpkin spice latte?”

“Sorry we’re all out of the mocha sauce”

“ ok, can I have a venti Java chip Frappuccino”

“unfortunately i’m very limited on my bakery items today, here’s the short list of what i have available”

“do you guys have ANYTHING? every time i come here you guys are out of what i want.”

i’m quite literally crying at how funny this is

LOL.. I had one who wanted us to add a sliced of Gouda to DS bacon sammich. I told them I'd have to charge for the whole of a sammich. Grumble grumble grumble -

Our espresso machine was down from Sunday to yesterday. I heard versions of this for days on end. I also today had someone ask for a hot chai tea latte with steamed milk. I worry about my brain functions sometimes.

*bangs head on wall*

One day we legit ran out of all of our food by like noon. Despite telling the customers this they would still ask, "Does that mean you are out of banana bread?" Yes. When I said, "Sorry, but we are out of all of our food for the day" that included banana bread.

I was JUST saying how much I hate when people do this