Y’all ever been hit with the “Daddy can I have a pink drink 🥺” couples?(self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by Few-Tax-1647
these customers have got to gooooo!
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YoSammitySam66661 points1y ago
Bruh 🤮
ChemicalBarnacle101 points1y ago
Same happened to me, even worse SHE WAS A PARTNER
Elkins81825 points1y ago
That’s gotta be a write up
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tosserffs35 points1y ago
The fact I share the road w these mfers….
Few-Tax-1647 [OP]29 points1y ago
Thought this was a good place to remind everyone of the post where someone mentioned they were VERY sure a guy was using a remote controlled *toy car* on his gf while she was trying to order. They said she was laughing and moaning, I’ve not been at peace since.
Faux_Mango12 points1y ago
Very glad I left my drive thru store for a good ol' fashioned cafe. People are wild in their big, moving metal boxes.
miniinovaa9 points1y ago
That’s when you call the cops for sexual harassment lmao
New-Ad43645 points1y ago
THAT HAPOENED TO METOO
sailormono_183 points1y ago
YES OMG this girl was wearing a leash held by a skinny white boy in eyeliner it took everything in me not to cackle at them.
Jessi4394117 points1y ago
Stop I had a couple come in a few weeks ago where the girl was wearing a cat collar with a bell on it and meowing in the lobby to her boyfriend while waiting on her drink. They had to be in their late 20s ☠️
SelocAvrap212 points1y ago
That violates my 3rd place
Faux_Mango7 points1y ago
I LOVE THIS COMMENT SO MUCH!!!
SelocAvrap7 points1y ago
I'm glad! Feel free to use it to store managers when you're letting them know someone is behaving in a way that makes Starbucks uncomfortable, it's the best way to give baristas necessary power to ban people
sh0werrod3 points1y ago
LMAOOOOOO
Few-Tax-1647 [OP]29 points1y ago
OMG we have a couple who regularly comes in with a rainbow leash and collar
usualclip17 points1y ago
you better than me i be laughing at customers 😭😭
meloscav4 points1y ago
Warped tour hot topic couple
Mata1873 points1y ago
I’ve seen that too, but not at Starbucks…at the military exchange store in Germany by some young enlisted personnel (I hope at least they were enlisted and not dependents). Guy had his girl on a leash that was clipped to her collar and she had her hands tied behind her back.
Helllo_Man3 points1y ago
That’s gotta be a violation of some military code. Please tell me that’s a violation. Please. The world needs order.
Mata1871 points1y ago
🤷♂️
QuietCity333162 points1y ago
throwback to when i tried to hand a guy his drink and he was just sucking on his girlfriends fingers. did not stop. we made eye contact. it was weird
terriblescreenwriter39 points1y ago
Bro what the actual fuck…
elpayasoeso1113 points1y ago
Average Reddit user
MaterialLimit130 points1y ago
Broooo these people are so fucking gross. Like the first rule of bdsm shit is you DONT BRING IT AROUND UNWILLING AND UNKNOWING PARTICIPANTS. Like that’s a good way to get kicked out of our store, my god.
zydr8te27 points1y ago
This. There is a certain amount of...social manners that these couples are violating. I'm not trying to shame at all. I can't explain why it's not okay, but not really not
Distinct-Apartment3912 points1y ago
Also intense PDA isn’t needed in public. No one wants to see your tongue down your boyfriends throat. You can wait until you get home 🥴
meloscav3 points1y ago
The thing is that you, as a member of the public, did not CONSENT to be a part of their scene. If they went to a kink party, and everyone there is consenting to be a part of that, it’s fine! But this isn’t a fetlife party, it’s a coffee shop. It’s a violation of consent and you aren’t shaming anyone by saying that.
zydr8te1 points1y ago
Thank you. Those are the words I couldn't explain
Candid_Accident_16 points1y ago
YUP. As someone who practices this kink but is 100% of the opinion that no one else needs to see it, I’d be so tempted to throw it back at them to show them how inappropriate it is. “I dunno if I can ring it up for you. My Daddy doesn’t like when I take directions from a different Daddy!” -evil glare-
LilZell9 points1y ago
👉🏾👈🏾🥺 sorry my Daddy says not to listen to daddy's like you 👉🏾👈🏾🥺 guess you'll have to find a different Starbucks 😇👋🏾
meloscav1 points1y ago
Yeah that’s something I would ban someone from a store for
DreyaNova73 points1y ago
Personally I don’t kink shame…. Unless they bring their kink into my workplace then it’s fair game to giggle about.
Unhappy-Tart-371918 points1y ago
I don’t kink shame either but it seems like kink is always paired with the overwhelming need to exhibition it whenever and wherever. I saw a young kink enthusiast tell an older woman who happened to be wearing a small lock ring that she would be happy to answer any kink/dom questions the lady had. Pretty sure the lady just bought the lock ring on QVC and thought it was cute.
DreyaNova11 points1y ago
Oh god that’s so cringe!
friendlySkeletor69 points1y ago
Look I'm all fine with people doing whatever they like before they get up to the mic/window but please I'm not paid enough for this and definitely too gay for this. (this has happened twice, once there was a....concerning age gap).
fawnaluna49 points1y ago
there’s this one regular couple that comes through the drive through who are very clearly in their honeymoon phase and im happy for them and what not but they will straight up make out in front of you while you’re waiting for their stuff… and it makes me… so uncomfortable. i don’t understand how people can be that shameless to not be able to wait 5 minutes until they aren’t in front of people…
Strange_One_37902 points1y ago
Sorry that this is happening to you. I think that they got off on it.
the_monkey_socks35 points1y ago
*me about to defend that children need to gain self confidence and learn to order for themselves*
*me realizing these aren't children*
Few-Tax-1647 [OP]13 points1y ago
stop this is so funny
kmoonster35 points1y ago
If a pink drink is all it took to get some...I suspect there would be a lot more 'some' in the world and a few less bars.
the_nicks_pizza29 points1y ago
One time a coworker was “tipped” a peak and the girls nipple by THAT couple. Stay safe
FutureKnightMaybe26 points1y ago
I only accept the “Daddy can I have a pink cake pop?” 🥺 and points their grubby finger towards the pastry case display. “Okay then, tell the cashier what you want” “😟🙂😁 I wanna pink cake pop” *5 year old stares at me putting it in the bag*👁👅👁”
Tattooed_Bat24 points1y ago
Gotta love the violation of the public’s right to consent. Do whatever you’d like behind closed doors, but do not force other people to witness your play. I would have told people off for this if I’d seen them in my old store
dull-plastic-s6 points1y ago
Oh goshhhh do not get me started. We had this couple once where she was wearing pigtails, shaking her butt and asked for a straw in a baby voice to suck on it like a bottle while making eye contact with her "daddy" 👁👁 made all of us uncomfortable
Several-Government826 points1y ago
My boyfriends ex came in with her new man and they wouldn’t stop making out…it made everyone uncomfortable
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AccomplishedCut47846 points1y ago
I hate when the weirdly clingy couples come to my register
Distinct-Apartment394 points1y ago
No but once a girl was ordering with her bf behind her and when she was done she turned around and started making out with him, basically about to sit on the counter and I was just like 😐 I don’t get paid enough to witness a porno
Alefur3 points1y ago
I've been on drive thru my entire shift, I have 5 hours left, I'm running on 3 hours of sleep and am at my limit with customers. I hope to God that someone like this doesn't come through because I'm pretty certain I won't be able to stop myself from blurting "What the f" through the mic.
Serious_Panda117972 points1y ago
I want to downvote this just because of how much the memory of this hurts my soul
Imaginary_Chemist_092 points1y ago
I would literally fall over and die right then like no you cannot 😂
Few_Grapefruit_64211 points1y ago
Nonono
VrginMobile1 points1y ago
Pinkity drinkity people are the ones i hate because they say it so you could barely make the words out. I always ask them to repeat a few times and then say we don't have that drink and wait to see if they order properly. Sometimes they do but sometimes no
PIX8881 points1y ago
no i haven’t and i thank god for it everyday
kikiorangutan1 points1y ago
We have a couple that comes in a lot and they are always all over each other. It’s so uncomfortable
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