Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind
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It happened… (self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by converselvr
“I like my coffee how I like my women.. sweet!”
……would that be raw sugar, Splenda, Stevia? -_-
……would that be raw sugar, Splenda, Stevia? -_-
codysuxx 21 points 1y ago
once had a guy say: “I’ll have a tall blonde…. or a short brunette ;)” 🙄
converselvr [OP] 11 points 1y ago
I would just be like *stares blankly while blinking*
gltgphone 9 points 1y ago
Ok, but I regularly made jokes about ordering a tall skinny blonde even though that makes no sense.
"Short brunette" I'd just charge him for a short dark roast and see what he says. (I forget, you can do short drip coffee, right?)
Had lots of people that tried to be cute or funny instead of ordering a tall, order a short and be confused at the result. That was way back in the day when Howard was in charge and sbux didn't have drive thrus cuz it hurt the atmosphere and customer interaction. ( We couldn't even have water jugs out cuz the whole idea was customer connection. They should come to POS and ask. No one should ever EVER walk into a sbux, grab their drink and leave without talking to a soul. So, mobile orders. Are against everything I understand sbux standing for)
"Short brunette" I'd just charge him for a short dark roast and see what he says. (I forget, you can do short drip coffee, right?)
Had lots of people that tried to be cute or funny instead of ordering a tall, order a short and be confused at the result. That was way back in the day when Howard was in charge and sbux didn't have drive thrus cuz it hurt the atmosphere and customer interaction. ( We couldn't even have water jugs out cuz the whole idea was customer connection. They should come to POS and ask. No one should ever EVER walk into a sbux, grab their drink and leave without talking to a soul. So, mobile orders. Are against everything I understand sbux standing for)
FfierceLaw 6 points 1y ago
A Caucasian woman in our cafe said she wanted her coffee the color of Halle Berry. I was too shocked to react. The teen waiting on her had no idea what she was talking about. I’m just glad the general din pretty much drowned her out, but I was close enough to hear.
bblonde_ish 6 points 1y ago
my name is haven. guy reads my name tag.
"is your name heaven?" "haha, close, no sir its haven." (i'm 90% he read my name correctly) "you look like heaven" sir. i rolled out of bed, forgot to put makeup on, and threw my hair in a bun. thanks thou 😂
"is your name heaven?" "haha, close, no sir its haven." (i'm 90% he read my name correctly) "you look like heaven" sir. i rolled out of bed, forgot to put makeup on, and threw my hair in a bun. thanks thou 😂
sayowats 2 points 1y ago
A guy who always ordered a mocha came up and said “can I you and a side of hot coffee” literally made him repeat it three times asking “cream or sugar?” because I was like dude change your answer. He kept going “No. YOU and a side of hot coffee.” He ended up ordering his mocha.
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