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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2021 - 12 - 10 - ID#rdmcs6
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Yes this mobile is real…. 😐😐 (i.redd.it)
submitted by Midnight_Esctasy
Midnight_Esctasy [OP] 260 points 1y ago
No one came to pick it up and we chose to not make it to “save our resources” aka people didn’t want to”
taylortherod 99 points 1y ago
I’m guessing they were trolling you and got a refund, especially cause of the name
pervasivebarrier 77 points 1y ago
Definitely a prank, the name is the tell. I wouldn’t have made it either lol
deprimada 22 points 1y ago
Why is this so common
reclusivegiraffe 18 points 1y ago
bc because people fucking suck
Voyaging-eyes 123 points 1y ago
One pump of each syrup and 6 of vanilla, with all that stevia and espresso shots, they’ll never be able to tell the difference..

You can even throw a small turd in there, they wouldn’t notice a thing.
jsdod 12 points 1y ago
How small?
Voyaging-eyes 24 points 1y ago
About 4 pumps worth.
ItzBoogieMan 3 points 1y ago
Half pumps? Full pumps?
Voyaging-eyes 5 points 1y ago
FULL pumps bro!
Give’em their money$$ worth !!
Jew_3 5 points 1y ago
20-30 pounds. The 100 pumps of syrup should cover the taste.

Edit: sorry only 68 pumps plus the 24 stevia/Splendas
bkerlee 116 points 1y ago
People who order like that should have their mobile rights revoked.

Not just the Starbucks app. Their entire phone. Snap it in half in front of them.
existenaliens 10 points 1y ago
I second this!
paintthatface 81 points 1y ago
I would “lose” the sticker and if they came in for it I would tell them we didn’t have it and make them read the order to me so they can embarrass themselves.
2624starbs 2 points 1y ago
You’re genius
TheNutsi 48 points 1y ago
Did they come pick it up? Based off their name, I think they’re trolls or a new breed of self aware and shameless customers.:(
lightsandswirls 34 points 1y ago
not today, satan
paigemclachlan 28 points 1y ago
The fact people think it’s funny to send stuff in like this is insane
mr_epix18 28 points 1y ago
Imagine still having hazelnut, toffee nut, and raspberry… couldn’t be us. We’ve been out since the beginning of summer.
loseyourkey 19 points 1y ago
i lost it at the 12 affogatos
CommanderWar64 14 points 1y ago
I honest to god would just not make it and say that we're out of some of these, then refund them lol
Additional-Chance-36 12 points 1y ago
I can confirm this is my store 😀 I was there when we got it
yirium 11 points 1y ago
I'm always glad when I read that yall didn't make this until they picked it up but I always get flashbacks to a few years ago working at the busiest store in my district when we worked get similarly ridiculous (not quite as bad) mobile orders and they would be legit people, often trying to get us to split it into the multiple cups it would require to get free fraps. And shifts would make us make it and tell them we could only fill one cup per policy.
yirium 6 points 1y ago
And I work in a big city so like 30k weeks
Darius_Kel 10 points 1y ago
I count 24 shots. With it being 2/3 Decaf that means 16 shots Dcf and 8 shots reg.
Binx_da_gay_cat 2 points 1y ago
It's only 12 shots, so 8 decaf and 4 reg
Old_Obligation_7961 2 points 1y ago
nope 12 reg and 12 affogatos makes 24
codysuxx 10 points 1y ago
id love to see a photo of that monstrosity
Midnight_Esctasy [OP] 29 points 1y ago
Sadly no one came for an hour so we didn’t bother making it
rterrebo 7 points 1y ago
I mentally said "fuck this" half way reading through the list. Lol
ilikevangogh 6 points 1y ago
Omg I think I saw the person who did this on TikTok, or it might’ve been someone else idk lmao
Former-Highway-6665 6 points 1y ago
At least they know they’re Satan
ryannmm5 6 points 1y ago
no✨✨
mexicanitch 5 points 1y ago
I think the name should be "I'll pray for you"
SyerenGM 4 points 1y ago
Those orders shouldnt be possible. I still firmly believe people should only be able to make 3 modifications at most.
auntiearms 4 points 1y ago
i literally saw a tiktok of someone ordering this hold on $1
Khmera 3 points 1y ago
How large a cup is this? How does it all fit? What does it cost? I don’t live of pass a Starbucks on my way to my work so have no idea about Starbucks products and lurk here. I can’t even imagine this has any flavor except mud.
Midnight_Esctasy [OP] 3 points 1y ago
It was $30.54
Khmera 2 points 1y ago
Wonder if “satan” thought it was worth it?
lea-oppalove 3 points 1y ago
Its the name that really got me
Prudent_Preparation1 3 points 1y ago
HUS NAME IS SATAN
Ohyanoforsure 3 points 1y ago
Did…did you make this monstrosity?
VenusInFirs 2 points 1y ago
I saw a tiktok last night of a dude that made an order like this and said “should I use my stars for this?” I wonder if he actually did it and this is it.
AlexanderAJ3 2 points 1y ago
12 shots and 12 affogato shots whAT
nutria_twiga 1 points 1y ago
Don't worry, 2/3 is decaf. /s
Acrobatic_Edge1996 2 points 1y ago
What. The. Fu*k ?!
Necessary_Low939 1 points 1y ago
I hate it when people do these and then get a refund.
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