One time my coworker called out a soy chai, and I said “hola chai, soy Taylor”

I would probably have chuckled to myself all day is someone did this to me

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! 😂

One time a customer ordered a tall coffee with 2 shots and the barista called out “tall black eye,” and the customer (a big black man) said “WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?” The barista was horrified and started apologizing and the customer laughed and said he was just kidding 😂

We used to say "thanks a latte, have a grande"

Sorry to tell u bro but thats not that slick