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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2021 - 12 - 20 - ID#rkht4m
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i've officially heard it all man (self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by blueteas
this guy condescendingly told us that "so just like the other barista did, you decided to take my brownie out of sealed plastic and put it in another bag unsealed to hand to me. Not only did you expose my brownie to air (😳), you wasted 2 bags to give me it." what he's saying isn't wrong but like tf do u want me to do? complain to kevin that i didn't read your mind when you could've just asked for it in the plastic or get tf out of here lil weirdo
FearlessSentence9667 75 points 1y ago
also brownies come in two packs ? like we gotta open them to give you one unless you order two and specify that you want them in the package still
KuntyCakes 67 points 1y ago
If my brownie so help me god touches air...
zzid2d21 31 points 1y ago
I had a lady come absolutely UNGLUED because I took her sugar cookie out of the plastic wrapper. Went on a very ugly, loud tirade about it. I'm, still flabbergasted about it and it's been over 2 years. I just want to know WTF was going through her mind?
midgethepuff 7 points 1y ago
She just wanted to complain and take her anger out on some lowly barista who gets paid minimum wage to make her feel better about herself
jazzysoranio 28 points 1y ago
Lol. Just imagine all the spit that guy eats on a regular basis whenever he eats out. I guarantee you, if he acts that way to you, he acts that way too all food-service workers everywhere.

Also, side note. Don’t spit in people’s food, it’s a felony. But like, you know it happens so just don’t be an ass whenever you go places.
Ordinary-Theory-8289 17 points 1y ago
Well the brownie comes in a pack of 2. If he doesn’t want it taken out of the package he’s gonna have to buy 2 and specify that lol
wickedrevenant 9 points 1y ago
"My apologies sir but per company guidelines I have to remove the food from it's factor package to quickly inspect it" Was what I was always told. Also, brownies come in 2 packs, sooooo
Tasty-Background3902 4 points 1y ago
I always find it really funny when customers have a meltdown about these things. Not that I laugh at them or anything because thats just cruel but more because the policy and procedures are most definitely not written by me so I'm not sure if they're trying to get me to just feel badly or what because I won't.. I cannot solve a global problem nor can I help you with your tantrum. Take your brownie and leave me to have 2 seconds of peace between customers please.
yirium 3 points 1y ago
I do too at this point I'm just like I'm gonna let you look stupid yelling at me, a barista at one of 27,000 stores, about a policy made by people I have never and will never meet. And I'm quick to the "I don't create Starbucks standards but I am required to follow them"
HelpMePleaseName 4 points 1y ago
It really is the stupidest waste of time and materials. Just to make it look like it's made on the store or something. It is a total waste.
RareLingonberry 2 points 1y ago
Literally any bakery will give you “exposed” baked goods
wunderkyn 1 points 1y ago
Me: well, you can buy a second brownie if you’d like…or, would you like to complain about that, too??? Some of these customers are not too bright🤦🏾‍♂️🤣
jupiter_bug 1 points 1y ago
He can just go home and bake his own brownies.
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