Scene: We had been closed for about 10 minutes. Customer pulls up to drive-thru and I still had a headset on.
* Ding *
Me: Hi, I'm sorry, our drive through and cafe close at 9.
Customer: *laughs maniacally*
Customer: That's a good one, no you're not!
Customer: *Starts listing an order*
Me: I wasn't kidding, we're closed
Customer: * swearing under their breath, sounding violent *
* Barista takes off headset in confusion and disbelief over situation *