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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2021 - 12 - 28 - ID#rqgmt0
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What’s your weird order for the day ? (i.redd.it)
submitted by nightshiftequalsdead
PeachGreenTea__ 83 points 1y ago
People do some messed up modifications to the poor mango dragon fruit. It’s one of the most bastardized drinks at my store.
safety_bitch 15 points 1y ago
My old co-worker used to bring home Trenta cups of just the juice and drink it with mango white claw 😭😭😭
No-Doughnut-7363 2 points 1y ago
today i had someone order a dragon drink sub heavy cream, 3 scoops vanilla bean, and vanilla sweet cream foam 🤢
Sassycamo39 1 points 1y ago
That is a everyday drink at my store
Diegosnotrod1 1 points 1y ago
Had something similar come through but blended, foam and whipped cream
No-Pearl000 81 points 1y ago
6 am 🤢
snowflakenecklace 60 points 1y ago
imagine the chaos that would break lose if starbucks made it crystal clear just how much sugar is in literally everything here

also, as someone with a massive sweet tooth that has pretty much never decided something is "too sweet" for me... that much sweetness genuinely sounds vomit inducing
canidieyet_ 22 points 1y ago
we had a lady who usually got iced coffee, usually around 30 pumps of syrup in it. normally she mobile ordered and never actually saw us making it, so she never saw exactly how much syrup was in it and she didn’t know what the stands pumps were. she happened to order in cafe one day and saw the barista making her drink and was shocked by how much syrup and how sugary her drink was. that was the last time she ever got that iced coffee—her order was different after. i think a lot of people would stop the “25 pumps of this and that” if they knew exactly what they
were drinking
snowflakenecklace 15 points 1y ago
TRULY. right when my store opened back up after lockdown, we were super slow, so i was just looking around at the bottles. realized that 4 pumps of vanilla is 19 grams of sugar. i'd imagine all the others are similar. there's gotta be well over 100 grams of sugar in some of these, and i just... i cannot imagine that.
canidieyet_ 9 points 1y ago
that’s..absurd. i knew there was a ton of sugar in our drinks but 19 grams in 4 pumps?? even some full size candy bars don’t have that much sugar 🤢
snowflakenecklace 3 points 1y ago
i think so? i haven't seen a bottle in a while (i quit in july) but i think the serving size is 2 tablespoons, and a pump is usually about half a tablespoon. i could've done the math wrong or be wrong on the pump vs. tablespoon amount, but i think that's right.

at my new job i've started doing only two pumps of mocha in my drink bc i realized that two pumps is a full serving and i was doing double that lol
Punloverrrr 1 points 1y ago
I was glad when they listed the full breakdown in the apps, really made me cut the pumps down to like one in pretty much everything 😅
cimmnaminroll 23 points 1y ago
We have a customer who comes and gets a : black tea lemonade add mango dragon fruit base add one long shot add 10 liquid cane
Ruins my day every time
strangeyeena 7 points 1y ago
Bruh, my store has one of these customers too. It’s the worst tasting thing in the world. It looks like dirty dish water.
ella0la 4 points 1y ago
Omg
Stinkinfection 3 points 1y ago
Out of all of the shots - why the long shot
garciajen98 1 points 1y ago
Do you work at my old store?? 😂
canidieyet_ 19 points 1y ago
“can i get a venti ginger white mocha with coconut milk and cinnamon. oh and add steamed honey citrus mint juice in that”

everyone on the floor was like “???”
ArwenScamander 5 points 1y ago
I am reading this like "?????" 😂
nutria_twiga 18 points 1y ago
I find the MDF too sweet without added sugar. This just makes me 🤢
jmsmorris 14 points 1y ago
The other day we had someone come through drive thru and order a strawberry frap with a shot of espresso mixed in. Everybody on headset wretched when they heard it. Since it was early in the morning, we fucked around and made another for partner sampling purposes. The thing tasted like feet.
tenthwalker 2 points 1y ago
This happened at my store this morning, venti strawberry frap, single shot, add cocoa powder
jmsmorris 1 points 1y ago
Do you work at my store? That was the exact order.
tenthwalker 4 points 1y ago
I hate that more than one of these people exist, unless you're in downtown Seattle XD
jmsmorris 4 points 1y ago
Nope, Waterloo, Canada. God I hate that there’s more than one of them.
TaTerL8ter 10 points 1y ago
Want some Refresher with your Sugar?
converselvr 10 points 1y ago
was this an error plz
nightshiftequalsdead [OP] 9 points 1y ago
Nope 100% corrects
Millerboycls09 14 points 1y ago
It may have been a legitimate order but I promise this was a mistake
nightshiftequalsdead [OP] 9 points 1y ago
No he said he ordered it all the time
Struggling05 9 points 1y ago
Mango drag breve, no water, 7 pumps vanilla
Seraphim_Faye 8 points 1y ago
Iced English breakfast tea latte. Light ice, whole milk, no water, vanilla sweet cream foam.

It is a consistent drink. Like how do you expect me to make you an iced tea latte with no water? Do you not know how tea is made?
Boundtoloveyou 3 points 1y ago
Just put the bag in the milk, obvi... 🤢
beajjj 6 points 1y ago
someone got this last night but pink drink w 2 shots of blonde espresso 😀
Ok_Session6966 5 points 1y ago
Last night some girls came through Drive and asked for three tall coconut milks with kiwi and strawberry inclusions with whipped cream on top and then asked if we would be able to give them a trenta cup of whip cream 🙄😵‍💫😬
im_a_pimp 1 points 1y ago
I hope you said no 🤢
Ok_Session6966 1 points 1y ago
No to the trenta cup We made the coconut milk and just watched them when we handed them out 🤣
AccomplishedCut4784 5 points 1y ago
I had a person ordered a venti royal English breakfast with extra half and half, toffee nut, 3 tea bags, 2% milk
diphenhydranautical 1 points 1y ago
this almost sounds good… i’d only use one milk tho
honeybeebi 4 points 1y ago
i got a venti shaken espresso, no classic, add VSC foam with strawberry purée blended into the foam…
neon_theadventurer 3 points 1y ago
Venti iced caramel macchiato with matcha cold foam 😶 a color combo that should not exist in a drink
limechipLIVE 3 points 1y ago
i had a tall hot chocolate… with no mocha…
adventur3unknown 1 points 1y ago
I- um- what?
ZestycloseRate7330 3 points 1y ago
🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
trbpanda 3 points 1y ago
my favorite is my REGULAR who every day orders a grande iced coffee 18 pumps classic extra cream 😀
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lastmonsoxn 3 points 1y ago
That should be illegal
nightshiftequalsdead [OP] 3 points 1y ago
Diabetus
lastmonsoxn 3 points 1y ago
If I drunk a sip of that I’d literally be hyperventilating
nightshiftequalsdead [OP] 3 points 1y ago
Same
lastmonsoxn 1 points 1y ago
I do think though they store it and maybe add it to different drinks? Or with alcohol etc at least I hope they don’t drink it like that oh my god
maydayphoenix 3 points 1y ago
i had someone order a tall iced latte with strawberry puree today...
StrawbaerryJay 2 points 1y ago
They need to give us the right to tell people no
Qveenkovah 2 points 1y ago
A cup of Frap Roast… yes you read that correctly
Qveenkovah 1 points 1y ago
And it was almost 9pm
Stressed-Barista 2 points 1y ago
Venti Iced Green Tea Latte
-Add whip
-Light ice
-Extra caramel drizzle
-Cinnamon powder
-Soy
-8 Scoops matcha powder
-4 Shots
It_is_Katy 2 points 1y ago
vanilla bean frap, add mango dragonfruit base. I kept some and tried it and it was FREAKISHLY good. idk what the person who ordered it is on, but it's working
Vivaceczko 2 points 1y ago
Earl grey tea with steamed lemonade 🤢
diphenhydranautical 1 points 1y ago
that doesn’t sound awful tbh! earl gray already has citrus
SkootchDown 2 points 1y ago
Diabetus.
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ta1iaj0 1 points 1y ago
venti royal english breakfast tea with steamed heavy cream no water and 10 pumps sugar-free vanilla🤢
Buttafly_360 1 points 1y ago
u/nightshiftequalsdead Iced triple espresso, with cream 1/2, EX oatmilk 3/4, 6 pumps of caramel & in a venti cup 💀 I hate getting espresso shots in any sized cups iced with the other modifications bcuz if u put too much milk they spazz so u basically fill the cup up with ice💀
Chemical-Advantage41 1 points 1y ago
90 grams of sugar from the pumps alone
Gameb0i6 1 points 1y ago
Today I got a venti CBL with 12 shots of espresso.
ta1iaj0 1 points 1y ago
tell me u didn’t order it in drivethru
How-Inconvenient 1 points 1y ago
What even is that
nightshiftequalsdead [OP] 1 points 1y ago
He came in and ordered it again just now
Necessary_Low939 1 points 1y ago
Might as well just give him the bottle of syrup 😒
Interesting-Wrap9118 1 points 1y ago
BROOOO WHATTT a person at my Starbucks gets an ice coffee Trenta size no ice 10 pumps of liquid cane 6 vanilla and extra extra pumpkin sweet cream.. THIS DUDE WANTS 30 PUMPS… that’s literally like half the bottle of syrup
hystericalbirbe 1 points 1y ago
Customer: Can I have an iced sugar cookie almond milk latte with light almondmilk?

Me: sure! Did you want extra ice then?

Customer: no I’m good

The barista on bar just gave it to her like 3/4 full ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
MysteriousTortilla 1 points 1y ago
pink drink with vanilla bean scoops… although my friend on order was explaining to her how odd it would probably look and taste
adventur3unknown 2 points 1y ago
That's a kinda common thing in my store, I've yet to try it but it looks rather normal actually
diphenhydranautical 1 points 1y ago
i honestly hate the pink drink without vb powder!
Marty_the_Smarty 1 points 1y ago
I had a customer try to order a blended lemonade add white mocha. Her friend said, “What?!” I went with it and said, “Sure. Anything else?” And right as they were about to pay, I said, “And if you don’t like your drink, just let us know and we’ll make you something else.” That was enough to prompt her to change her order.
verdeuce 1 points 1y ago
Who hurt you
mini-maggit 1 points 1y ago
Coffee frappuccino, 3 shots, no ice, vanilla bean powder and frap chips
StealthModePhoenix 1 points 1y ago
Blonde Dopio espresso in a tall cup filled with whip and 2 grande cups filled with whip and 3 pumps caramel in each.
wunderkyn 1 points 1y ago
Strawberry Açaí Lemonade, passion base, 3 Splenda, 5 pumps of raspberry…it was my markout…I am not ashamed😐🤣
happybowlita83 1 points 1y ago
Quad flat white made with almond milk and long shots...
menthol-drops 1 points 1y ago
Blegh… I’m sorry
Cry_Better 1 points 1y ago
Venti matcha with two espresso shots
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