One time at work I farted while my coworker and I dealt with the trash and my coworker goes "this trash smells awful" but it was my ass

Dude this shit killed me cause ik people be farting up a STORM behind the counter and no one ever knows who it is it just fucking stinks🤣🤣😂

i be tooting and booting down the line but only when it’s empty i feel bad unleashing that on my fellow partners 💀

💀. Some of our drinks just sneak up on my gut and we don't have the free time toot elsewhere I swear.

If you're going to dust the crops, at least say BEHIND lol

Once ripped in the back when no one was around and like 5 minutes later when I went back for something else, another coworker was there and whispered to me that someone had farted and how bad it smelled but he didn't know it was me 😭😭😭💀

i do not get paid enough to not fart at work i am constantly crop dusting my coworkers

When my shift is doing milk count and I’m on bar she always says “don’t fart on me and don’t kick me” which I’ve never done but 😂

i b crop dusting anyone who pisses me off

I had chili today for lunch and working an evening shift. The GasX hasn’t exed yet.

man i work afternoons so it’s not usually that loud. i feel bad for other folks bc drive through be stinky

Bro I do! Starbucks line is the best place to let em rip. Especially during peak. They just go unnoticed.

Ok hear me out, pull some shots right as you do it. Or refill the bean hoppers, pour coffee, grind the beans, the coffee smell overpowers any potential fart smells.

This is why I'm scared to go into refrigerators, cabinets, the trays of the pastry cart near baristas' asses.

Oh I cropdust that bitch like a motherfucker

Today my coworker was in my way while I was on drive bar and I said you better move cuz I’m about to fart

Blame the mop sink 😂

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

one time i couldn’t hold it in and it came out right next to my coworker it was so embarrassing and ik they heard but they didn’t say anything so

Yes officer, this individual right here

Those bacon and Gouda's don't make me feel very Gouda tbh 🥲

I had a supervisor once upon a time who, when I went to the back room, they were just standing there not doing anything. Just standing in the middle of the back room. I looked at them questioningly, and they were like “oh I just came back here to fart. Don’t mind me.”

Anytime I need to rip ass I just steam the milk where it screams

So while I was working I started new meds.. and they tore me up.. like omg.. well one day I let one go as I was walking past my friends on bar and my 1 friend looked at our other friend and just blinked.. it was so bad.. like you couldn't not notice it.. I almost died laughing.

Blender go brrrrrrriiiipppp

I once went to the back to grab cups and let her rip. It was peak so I didn’t think anyone would go back there. Then my shift goes running to the back as I’m walking up front to grab something really quick and before I’m at the door to the front she screamed my name in agony.

I ran.

RIP to my cool af partners... bc I have IBS. Not only do I do my best to let it rip when I'm alone, but I also warn my partners abt which bathroom I've used.

I will admit, at my previous jobs where I had crappy coworkers/managers, it was a lot funnier. I subtly convinced one place that it was the sinks/grills, so they actually got cleaned for the first time in probably years. (Don't eat at a place that shares a name with a certain blue hedgehog, btw.)

I try to do it when nobody else is around but then they always come back to wherever I am almost immediately after 😭

I withhold my farts for when unfriendly partners are walking behind me and deserve the silent but deadly treatment

You know the floor fan that is used to dry the floors after mopping, right? Don't fart on it. If you do, the whole store will be smelly in seconds. How do I know? Don't ask.

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I'm sooooorry I have GI issues.

I drop one off every time by the dirty rags and blame it on the rags

man, these people dont know the tricks. ya gotta fart just as you take out the impossible sandwich then blame it on the smell

All the time, just have to be careful when someone is kneeling to restock fridges next to me. Had a few close calls that way...

Confessions I had gases during my last shift and I told no one at my cooropate store that my stomach was a mess that day. So I just let it.

To the same people that probably shit talk about me later. Karma.

Every shift. Without fail.

Oh girl… it happens, bro. At my first food service job at the start of the panorama, my boss (who was a high school student - I’m an adult who is married with children) told me anytime he felt the need to fart, he just walked into the back and into the walk in and let loose in there.