Mocha Frappuccino with a “Hershey squirt”

“Asian ham sandwich”

“Caramel ma-c-c-ato”

“Can you cook my frozen dinner in your oven?”

Good times 😂

“Hi does the cold brew come cold?”

“could i get a refund for this but i want to keep it”

“can you guys turn on uber just for me because i’m really high and can’t drive”

“can i get the caramel ribbon crunch HOT?”

“let me get one of them balls (in reference to the medicine balls)”

“can i get 2.5 pumps of ___?”

“so do the lattes come with milk?”

“so what *do* you serve here?”

“let me get a strawberry ah-seee”

“let me get a caramel macheeto”

“so what comes in the peppermint hot chocolate?”

“can i get an iced hot chocolate?”

“did you add mocha to this? the drink tastes too… mocha-y (in reference to the peppermint mocha)”

“Can I get a large caramel?”

..A large caramel what?

“A large caramel.”

Okay, yes, but large caramel what? Macchiato? Frappuccino? Latte?

“YES.”

🙃

“Can I get some cool whip on that?”

“Can I get that Strawberry Akea Refreshener Tea?”

"with just ⅛ pump of mocha"

“I’m lactose intolerant… can I get extra whip”

"Grande Venti Macchiato"

"Hot White Mocha Latte Macchiato"

"Do you have cornbread?"

Medium PSL is not dumb. Our size names are stupid.



But anyway,


"Can I get a strawberry acai without the acai?"

"Can I get the Medicine Ball with an extra ball??"

"I'd like your panini and a coke" "What do you mean you don't sell coke everyone has coke?"

Black pike. 25 Splenda

“can I get a, oh, what’s it called… *Strawberry Dragon Nut?*”

had someone ask for a shaken frappucino once. Just. All of the components of a caramel crunch. But shaken instead of blended.

These are just cute…

“Lemon Strawberry ah-zih?”

“Cappuccino, no foam”

“Sugar-free frap, i get it all the time!…. This taste weird”

“you sell ice-cream, right?”

“Medicine bomb”

“How do you know my name?” *orders the same, daily, at the same time for 4 months straight*

“Yes, that cappuccino is for my dog”

“can i get a burger and coke”

we don’t do burgers here

“okay where’s your food menu?”

we just have the sandwiches on display

“but we came here for burgers?”

THIS IS A STARBUCKS ?!?!

"Can I get one of them caramel mahky-ahkies?"
"Can I get the cold brew hot?"
"Can I get "insert frappuccino* hot?"
*upon being told what almond milk is* "Okay, I guess I'll go a little wild with the nut today!"

"you're out of so many things so what *do* you have"

"I'll have the bacon and garooey soy vay egg bit souffle thingy majiggers"

"Do you have fat free half and half"

"I'll have a Venti Starbucks"

"I'll have the strawberry assy"

"I need a grande latte with 2 creams and 2 sugars"

“i’m very allergic to whipped cream” in reference to the frappe (made with identical basic ingredients to the whipped cream) i was handing her at the drive thru

"can you bake sourdough for my tomato mozzarella instead"

"get me a mountain dew"

"what kind of soups do you have"

"I need an iced medicine ball with salted cream cold foam"

"I need a hot cold brew"

"7 iced cubes"

"mocha frap no ice but FILLED TO THE TOP"

"can you remove the sugar from the milk? well fairlife can do it why can't you? are you stupid?"

bitch ordered the iced honey citrus mint tea with salted cold foam 3 mins before close, ignored multiple warnings about how long it will take and that the foam will curdle, then had the audacity to return it and demand a refund because it was nasty

Mobile order: Iced quad espresso. 8 shots. In a venti cup. No ice.

Husband comes in to pick it up, and we’re like “I’m not sure how to make an iced espresso with no ice. We tried to put it in the clear iced cups and it just started to melt the cup.”

Husband gets her on the phone.

Woman, yelling: “I DONT WANT ICE IN IT, I JUST WANT IT COLD AND IN AN ICED CUP.”

Maam that’s not how espresso works.

Had a Lady roll up to the drive-thru five minutes after opening.

"Hey Good Morning, do y'all have soda pop up in there?"

"No, sorry ma'am we sure don't..."

VROOOOM.... bahaha.

Idk why but people asked several times if we sell waffle fries

once i had a customer ask for a mcc with no mocha. dto assumed she meant no mocha drizzle. when she got to the window, she took a sip of her drink and said “i wanted this with no mocha.” i take it back, and see that they had mistakenly put mocha drizzle on the whip. no big deal, i apologize and redo the whipped cream. hand it back to her, and she says “no! i said no mocha! i’m going to take this call and you’re going to remake it while i’m on the phone!” i ask her to point to the mocha part of the drink she didn’t want. she points to the cup and says “see all this chocolate in it? i don’t want that! no chocolate!” so i lean out the window, put on my nicest southern passive aggressively polite voice, and say “ma’am. you ordered a mocha cookie crunch frappuccino with no mocha. if we make it with no mocha, it will have no flavor. it will just be ice, milk and base. is that what you want” she takes another sip, smacks her gums, and begrudgingly says, “okay, this will do.” and drives off. still one of the most mind numbing experiences i’ve had.

How many times do I hear "Can I get a mochachino?" And it's never a mocha frappuccino 🙃

Ooh… I forgot about “bone dry heavy cream cappuccino” 🙃

“can i have a cappuccino with no foam”

Can I get the caramel macchiato upside down?

Can you add eggs to my grilled cheese?

[Grande Latte in a Grande cup] (Mobile orders be like…)

Request: Please add light ice to my frap.
Followed by: This is too watery please make it again

May I have a cappuccino no foam?

Did you make sure you put decaf shots?


Me: Would you like it hot or iced?

Them: Hot like me!

Me: …okay your total is 11.11

“can i get the brioche egg bites” the CONFIDENCE

“what’s the spice in pumpkin spice?”

“can i get a caramel macchiato with 2 pumps of caramel?”

“what do you have for smoothies”

“can i get cold foam on a frappe?” (bonus points if they ask for cold foam on a hot drink)

“can i get a bacon egg and cheese on a bagel?”



i could literally go on forever

“Can I get a venti iced cappuccino no foam?”

“Double chocolatey chip light ice.”

“Let me get an iced medicine ball”

"How do the plants stay alive now that we have masks on?"

“An americano with no water”

“I know y’all have a cold brew, but do y’all have a *hot* brew?”

“Show me how much mocha you put. I don’t believe that was half a pump.”
“Does the Irish cream nitro cold brew come hot?”
“Y’all got coffee?”
“Can you warm up my cake pop?”
“Why is my cake pop raw in the middle?”

Yeah, I can't have dairy. I'm lactose intolerant.
*Proceeds to order a venti Carmel ribbon crunch with extra caramel*

By biggest annoyance working for this damn company is when people ask for a drink but never tell the size then complain when i give them a tall or short at the window . Love working at Starbucks most of the Time..

“I want FOUR ice cubes, not three!”

“Can i get a tall drink”
“WTF IS THIS I ORDERED A LARGE U SHOULD KNOW TALL MEANT LARGE”

"I want a hot iced sugar cookie"

Their is no way some one asked for a hot blended I REFUSE to accept this 😭
By the way some one asked me if they could get a cold brew hot A COLD BREW hot COLD BREWWWW

“can i get a squirt and a half of classic?”

“sugar free vanilla and five sugar packets with vsccf”

“double blended iced white hot chocolate, not a frappuccino, those are disgusting. too much sugar.”

“Do you sell Pepsi here?”

can i get a pump of espresso in that?

(we are out of pumpkin)
oh, can you still make the pumpkin cream cold brew?

can i have a cappuccino with no foam?

can i get more chocolate milk in this peppermint mocha? it tastes too much like coffee.

can i have a pepsi?

edit: from last night- can i have a regular frappuccino?

"Can I get a Matcha lemonade with more lemonade than Matcha?"
"Can I get a black coffee with 6 sugars and extra cream?"
"This coffee is too cold, can you microwave it?"

Can I get a venti VSC cb with sugar free vanilla but will you please add 5 Splenda ex vsc and ex caramel drizzle 🤡

- “Meghan dragonfruit”
- “can I get the Starbucks refreshener ?”
- “caramel ribbon church”

The list can go onnnnnnn

"could I get three tablespoons of cream I'm my pike?"

Girl I don't know what half an inch looks like, now you want me to bring my kitchen utensils?

Today someone very confidently ordered a “Sick Tea” and when i asked them what that was they just yelled it back louder

"Can I get a pie-nipple matcha-cheeto thing?"

😐 no, no you cannot

Customer: can I get a peppermint hot chocolate with extra pumps?
Me: sure! do you want extra pumps of both the mocha and peppermint or just extra of one?
Customer: I never said I wanted mocha

I’ve also had a lady ask for a frappe with no ice and another ask for one with no milk 🙃

Today:
can I get my latte with heavy cream
*2 minutes later*
maam I can’t taste the coffee can I get it remade can you just use 2%

before i worked for sbux i once tried to order a decaf cold brew 🥲

Will never get over someone trying to order the honey citrus mint tea as a fire ball

I want a white mocha, no chocolate!!

And

Can I get a chocolate frap, with no coffee.
"OK, so a mocha creme, of course."
No, no mocha, its for a kid! Just chocolate!

"I'm so tired, I really need my coffee today!"
-said about a VBF

the “double spanked bacon” will always be my favorite 🙌

"Can I have a coke?"

"I know you guys are closed, but does that mean you can't make 1 more drink, for me?"

"What's that one tea you guys have, the one that cures colds?"

"Can I have my iced latte cold?"

"can I get a dragonfruit hibiscus tea?"
"can I get a frappuccino with no milk?"
"can I get a caramel macchiato frappuccino?"
"what kind of lattes do you have?"
"do yall have sprite?"

“Are the parfaits dairy free?”
“I’ll take a pinkity drinkity”

An oatmeal latte :)

“Can I get a caramel Maserati?”
“Could you steam the cold brew so it’s hot”

“Can I get a medium latte with extra milk”


“Can I get a venti iced brown sugar oatmilk shaken espresso with no ice”

Caramel macchiato upside down w/ no caramel drizzle… NO NOT A VANILLA LATTE

"the vssc is dairy free, right?"


"Can I get the Irish cream nitro cold brew hot?"



"Strawberry asiago" or "strawberry Ikea"


"A can of diet coke and a sausage egg and cheddar please"


"Bacon Buddha"


"Caramel rib boné crunch"


"Shaken espresso with no ice" - so I made her a hot espresso after explaining the drink (cafe). She watched me the whole time. She had a fit that it was hot. And then she came through the drive thru to complain to a different coworker that it wasn't shaken.


"A misto with extra misto" (refusing to tell the barista if he wanted more milk or more coffee. Every time. Creepy regular.)


"Can I get a tomato mozzarella toasted with no bread? ....no? Okay uh can I get an impossible toasted with no bread?"


"I want my lemon loaf hot."

“Can i get a maggot dragonfly refresher”

“This cappuccino has too much foam”
“Can I have a caramel brûlée with out the caramel syrup”
“Iced coffee 10 shots, no classic, no ice”
“Americano no water” 🥲

"can i get the uhhhh dragonfly tea??"

"can you make the cold brew hot?"

"can i get some hot chocolate packets?"

》 "i need an americano latte"

》"i'm sorry, did you want an americano or a latte?"

》"YES"

"i need an iced hot chocolate" (she wanted an iced mocha)

"i know you have hot passion tea i get it all the time!"

"there's too much water in my americano. remake it. but i want it filled to the top" (literally had to remake this lady's drink 3 times, she just wanted expresso with milk aka a LATTE)

“Can I get a strawberry ikea refresher?”

“Can I get a strawberry achee refresher?

“Can I get a strawberry axe refresher?”

“Can I get a strawberry assey refresher?”

“Can I get a BACON GAWDA breakfast sandwich please?”

“LONDON FROG TEA please!”

“Doble Doble coffee”

“Can I get a Venti Strawberry Acai lemonade for my child?”

“Caramel Macheeyato”

“I’ll have the Mango Strawberry Acai Very Berry Hibiscus Dragonfruit Lemonade Please”

“Can I get a pumpkin patch latte?”

was a partner from 94. "can I get a non fat eggnog latte" .. ugh

“Can I get half of a (sweetener packet brand)”

i was asked for a mochauccino and they would not listen when i told them that wasn’t a thing 😭

Can i get a mocha

"can I get a soy milk egg nog latte"
*explains the issue*
"well they did it last time 😤😤"

“Hot chocolate, extra hot but don’t steam the milk”

“Irish cream cold brew but does the cold brew have to be cold?”

“Irish cream cold brew” “We’re out of cold brew” “Ok then the pumpkin cream cold brew”

Customer- can I get the double chocolate chip frappe split in to two cups with coffee added?

Me- sure as long as you understand that I’ll be charging you for two separate drinks.

Customer- but I only want the one drink I just want coffee added to one of them.

Me- no..

That better be three-fifths decaf, I can taste the difference

Ok - I was barista about 2001-2005. My brother insists that there is sugar free frappachinos and that you can get mocha/ or any syrup can be sugar free. I think he’s full of crap (he’s not a former barista). I still think my old knowledge of the store is better than his guess. 🤣🤣🤣

"Can I get a large caramel mac-kee-at-o frappucino hot?"

“does the cappuccino have coffee?”

“yeah can i get the strawberry-akee tea?”

“what’s that little drink you just made for that dog?”

Cappuccino with light foam.

Former partner here.

“Can I get a cold brew… but hot? 🧐”

“I need coffee today…” *proceeds to add so much syrup and milk to beverage that coffee would be the last thing you’d taste*

Customer: *ordered Frappuccino and proceeds to grab hot latte* “is this mine??”

“You look tired… why are you tired you work at a coffee shop??” 🤨

*in drive-thru* “can you throw this away for me?”

*customer asks about the Impossible breakfast sandwich, I explain the plant based patty and list off all the ingredients* customer: “so is the patty meat? 🤔”

forgot to add this one:

“Can I get a Caramel Ribbon Church Frappuccino?”

I couldn’t help but laugh at that one, and fortunately I had a mask on.

“does the bacon gouda sandwich have meat”

I've had several people ask for caramel macchiato frappucunos. And then they, of course, don't understand when I tell them I can't do that. I can make something similar, but it's not the same. And then they always swear up and down that another store has made it for them 🙄

“Do you have a coldbuster?”

“Could I get one of those caramel ribbon crunches but hot?”

“Uh, well, not really. I could do a hot dark caramel latte?”


“Oh no I can’t have dairy. Could I just get a hot water with dark caramel and whipped cream? Oh, but not too sweet.”

💀💀💀

Probably my favorite:

Customer: “Can I have one of those?” [points to a poster with two drinks on it, both of which are iced and have coconut in the name]

Me: “Of course! :) Which one would you like, ma’am?”

C: “the coconut one”

Me: “I’d be happy to get that for you, but which drink would you like, the [summer drink I’ve forgotten the name of] or [other summer drink I’ve forgotten the name of but that explicitly has ice in the name]?”

C: “the iced coconut one!!!!”

Me: “Okay, so [the second drink that has both iced and coconut in the name]?”

C: “NO!!!!! You’re obviously stupid and don’t know what you’re doing, yet your coworker over here because she at least probably knows how to take an order”

I was honestly too shocked to cry, lol, but that seriously put a damper on my mood for the day. At least it’s not as bad as the time a woman called me worthless for not having plastic bags in the store lmao

“Can you make a macchiato into a latte form?”

“Can I have a caramel macchiato frappuccino”

“Can the pink drink be hot”

“Can you warm my bread but only for like 4 seconds”

“Then can you add a third layer of whipped cream in the middle of the frap”

“Do you guys have pop tarts?”

“…can I get that with 1 1/2 packets of raw sugar?” I literally heard this on my shift this evening. HALF A PACKET?!?!🤨

“I’d like a number one with caramel”

“Can i get a grande americano with cold foam? I want a hot americano tho”
Rage.

“Can I get the starbucks blonde vanilla bean coconut milk latte?”

I mean, sure but that isn’t a menu drink just because you put starbucks in front of it, ma’am

“can i get a frapp with only 5 frap chips?”

"i need a vanilla bean creme frappe no coffee"

“does the white chocolate mocha have white chocolate in it?”

Can I get a green tea frap. at kids temp and then continued to argue that she gets this all the time

Currently
“Can I get a strawberry acai lemonade?”
“I’m so sorry we’re out of lemonade.”
“Ok can I get a peach green tea lemonade?”
…..

dragonfly refreshment

“can i have a flat white made with blonde shots and 2%?”

there was a time where multiple ppl were asking for a caramel macchiato blended and we tried it once bc a certain customer was so adamant but thankfully I’ve never had to blend one again

can i get a caramel macho man?

Can you make it skinny?

Can I get a cold brew…but hot?

“can i get a mocha latte/latte mocha?”
“all your food is fresh, right?”
“does the sugarcookie almondmilk latte have almond in it?”
“what can i get for a dollar?”

we also have a regular who knows all our sandwiches come frozen but always asks ‘what’s on the grill’, which is super cute

Caramel Asiago

Orders a venti iced caramel brulee

"Is there any way you can make that healthier?"

Why is my cappuccino empty?

extra wet cappuccino please ……… 🤨

“cani get a strawberry ass with water”

“Can i get a chicken pu-na-ni”
“Can you take the sweetener out of the matcha?”
“I want a very berry but after you shake it can you take the berries out?”

Someone made me blend an iced americano the other day. I died a little pouring it into the blender

“venti strawberry asiago refresher”

“Does the medicine ball come hot or cold”

“Can I have a decaf mocha frapp?”

“A refresher but with no coffee” “they don’t come with coffee but they do have caffeine” “but I don’t want coffee”

"Can I get a medium venti..."

“do y’all have hashbrowns?”
“can i get an iced cappuccino?”

the chestnut purr lean latte please

Someone asked me to double blend their iced green tea today.. that was a first lol is this common?

i was fine until i read the last one XD

“Hot latte with half coffee half milk”

Can I get a caramel latte?
Yeah, what size?
Also a mocha cookie crumble frapp and a cake pop.
Yeah what size on th—-
OH! And do you still have the caramel brûlée?
Yes we do. What size did you want your drinks?
Oh I’ll get the medium.
Okay and was the first one hot or iced?
Eh…hot.
Okay anything else for you?
Ect…

Can I get a egg bite feta wrap?

Have you guys had someone order a maggot dragon fruit? Or of course the age old “brown sugar oatmeal espresso”…

I make it a point to read it back exactly how they ordered it, it’s very difficult to do sometimes without laughing, but it makes my coworkers smile and that’s why I do it ❤️

When people ordered the “oat meal espresso” My one coworker used to actually go “I’m sorry were you looking for oat meal?” Or were you looking for an “espresso beverage?” And it wasn’t even that they were trying to be difficult, they were constantly trying to educate the public, and I’m like… “dude, it’s a lost cause”.

today someone asked for a flat white-flavored frappuccino. idk how to tell them that is impossible.

"Is Venti, like, espresso?"

brown sugar oatmeal shaken espresso

strawberry a-kyle

“megan dragonfruit”

"Hello, I'm sorry, we're currently closed because we're waiting on a locksmith to let us into the store."

"So, not even drive thru??"

"Sir, we're locked out of the building."

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caramel “machacheeto”

Me: "we're actually closed on Christmas"
Karen: "well WHAT are we supposed to do??!"

*takes a bite of cheese Danish* oh this is cold in the middle, can you heat it up again?

Can i get a Frappuccino hot?

“Can I get a medium venti [insert drink name here]”
- A regular customer

Caramel Machete was a fun one, as were Crunch Frapp Supreme, Megan Dregan Fruit, and Cinnamon Razzle Bazzle (raisin bagel). Things they’ve called the “””medicine ball””” (honey citrus mint tea) ranges from a Vintage Medical Bomb to The Monster Bong.

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“Venti iced coffee but hot”

I had a partner that was asked if we had the medium chicken coffee....

“can i get a spinach feta wrap with cream cheese and sriracha?” not dumb just gross

Customer - “I need a hot sweet coffee”
Me - “Ok, just a coffee with some sugar?”
C - “I dunno, she just said she want a hot sweet coffee”
M - “ummm ok”

because I’m a mind reader, apparently.

“Can I get the cold brew hot?”

“Can I get a venti iced”

“Can I get a venti hot chai with cold foam?”

“Can I get a caramel macchiato with no caramel drizzle?”
“Can I get and iced caramel macchiato shaken?”

“Is this a Burger King?”

“Is matcha just green espresso?”

Can I get a venti caramel ribbon crunch, extra drizzle extra topping, one Splenda?

A venti caramel ribbon crunch. Extra caramel. Extra crunch. And 5 sugar packets.

They order three of these monstrosities.

“Can I get Cool whip on that?”
“Can I have a mocha without the coffee? No, I don’t mean a hot chocolate.”
“A caramel ribbon crunch, extra hot.”

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i don’t understand why ppl ask for HOT FRAPPUCCINOS ??? HUH WHAT NOW

Grande caramel macchiato with a banana in it 😂

“I cant function in the morning without my coffee…. Can I get a venti vanilla bean frappé” It keeps me up at night. I think about it to this day.

Also every time someone asks me for a latte with extra cream I lose a year off my life. “Would you like light ice?” “No, just extra cream?” “So should I replace half the 2% with breve?” “I don’t know I always order it like this at the Other Starbucks.” >:/

what’s wrong with medium psl

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*man LOUDLY clears his throat to catch my attention*
"we're closed, sorry"
"i just need a coffee 😁"
"we're closed and i dumped everything out, so there's no coffee"
"THANKS 🙄"

“can I get a grande white flat?”
This is a regular and they order it this way every time even though we say *flat white*

Next favorite is the *megan drago fruit*

Or the *black* coffee with 6 creams and 6 sugars

Or the strawberry *assai*

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"do you sell coffee?"

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"can i get a mocha cookie crumble frappucino hot?"

"One strawberry AH-CKHA-IE lemondae"