There is simply no list of stupidity, only a Harry Potter sized chapter book that I will have to carefully scroll through to find my favorites.

"can I get a strawberry ahi refresher?"

"do you have diet coke?"

"can I get two turkey burgers please?"

"can I get a strawberry acai bowl?"

C: "Can I get an iced peppermint mocha without coffee?"

me: "Do you mean you want it made with decaf coffee?"

C: "No, no coffee at all."

me: "So you want a chocolate milk with peppermint?"

C (angry): "Never mind. I'll just get something different."

It's a three way tie between the mobile order for a Venti Iced Mocha, extra hot, no mocha; the woman who asked for a Frappuccino with no ice and insisted we make it for her all the time; and the man asking "can I get a number 1 with a Coke?" and then yelling "F*ck!" When I told him that wasn't an option.

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*“Are you sure you want to quit? You’re a strong shift. I don’t want you to be out of work. We could reduce your hours. Are you sure?”*

^yes, ^i’m ^sure. ^laters

“What’s a mocha cookie crumble?”

-“it’s a blended drink ma’am”

“Is it iced?”

“-Uh yes....it’s blended”

“Can you make it hot?”

-“.......No ma’am......it’s uh blended”

1. Can i have a hot Frappuccino?
2. Can i have my hot latte filled up with the liquid and whipped cream? So you basically want me to put the lid on it and have it spatter everywhere.
3. Can i have a hot strawberry açaí refresher?

I swear these customers get dumber each day. And they still through a fit when they don’t get everything they want

Someone legit asked if we sold burgers. I don't think anything will top that.

“Can I get and Irish cream cold brew upside down”
“Yes for sure but the foam will just float to the top”
“Is there a way you can keep the foam down”
“Unfortunately not, the foam is lighter then the cold brew so it will float top”
“The other store does it for me”
“Ok we’ll try but the foam will stay on the top”
“Ok that’s fine”

“What’s on a sausage egg and cheddar sandwich?”

“Which one is the hot chocolate?” *holding a hot chocolate and a strawberry frappuccino*

“Can I get a grande trentee peppermint mocha macchiato frappuccino iced?”

“Can I get vanilla sweet cream cold foam steamed so it’s still foamy but hot? But like not like the foam on lattes cuz that’s gross.”

“Do you sell stamps here?”

C: Can I get a hot pumpkin cold brew?

Me: *insert dial up connection noise* I'm sorry?? Can you say that again??

C: Yeah, a hot pumpkin cold brew.

Me: Uh, *looks over at other baristas with a look of confusion and fear* we don't have that.

C: 😡😡😡😤😤 What do you mean you don't have it?!

Me: Ma'am, we literally cannot make that. We have either the pumpkin cream cold brew, and the pumpkin spice latte.

C: Can't you just get me my damn hot pumpkin brew?!

Me: *pumches in pumpkin spice latte*

Yesterday I made a mobile order for a grande caramel macchiato, no vanilla, no caramel drizzle, add toffee nut, upside down.

Soooo….a toffee nut latte.

(After getting two salted cream cold brews) "why are these iced?" "The salted cold foam cold brews are iced drinks" "oh, we thought they were hot..." 🤦‍♀️

“can i have a caramel ribbon crunch but hot?” and “can i have a cappuccino, no foam?”

“What’s half and half I want cream?!”

“Can I get that Frappuccino hot please?”

“Can I get a bacon gyweier bites?”

“I’d like a double smoked bacon but no bun no cheese and no egg”

C: can I get a black tea latte?
B: so a London fog?
C: yeah
B: *pumps syrup and grabs milk*
C: what are you doing I just wanted a plane black tea?
B: oh ok, sorry about that
(It's me I'm B)

our store is next to a petrol station in the UK (different building) and we will constantly get “hi, can i pay for pump number 3” 🙃 no sir go next door

Someone asked for a side of fried rice

Someone asked for 7-up in their passion tea

someone asked if the banana nut bread had banana in it. when we said yes, she said never mind and drove away

1. “can i have a medium caramel!” “caramel what?” “just a medium caramel”

2. “why wouldn’t y’all have sprite?? do you at least have something close?”

3. me: hot or iced. them: hot. *they get their drink* them: this was supposed to be a frap

4. “can i get a black coffee but can you fill a third of the cup with just hot water?” and then “can you remake this?? it’s watered down”

5. orders a cappuccino, gets it, gets super mad abt how foamy it is. i explain the difference between a cappuccino and a latte, she says she knows, rudely, and she wants a cappuccino. i make her a latte and she says “finally. thank you”

“can i get the maggot dragon fruit size trenti”

“Can I get a uhhh bacon egg and cheese on one of those?” *points to a blueberry scone*
“Uh no sorry. We only sell the premade sandwiches seen right here”
“Ok” *leaves*

My mom came in the other day and ordered a "turkey presto patini" and it honestly made my entire day 😭

"does the chai latte come with lemonade?"
-orders no ice no water in a trenta strawberry acai "you made it wrong, why isn't my cup full"
"Does the Pike place come with coffee in it?"

“I’ll get a black latte.”

“Would that be a latte or black coffee?”

“Are you new?”

and

“What smoothies do you have?”

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dude i made a whole carmel brûlée latte for a lady, asked if she wanted whipped cream and she said yes then as i hand it off she goes “this is sugar free right?” i obviously assumed she was joking and was like “yeah if only” while i laughed, and then she proceeded to get pissed because i “should’ve known” and she made me make her a sugar free vanilla latte cuz she “can’t have sugar”😑

“Can I get a hot grande?”

“If I order a latte does it come with a soup included??”

We have boy girl twins. People ask if they’re indenticsl 🤨😅🤦🏼‍♀️

“can i get a refresher” “yeah of course, which one” “a REFRESHER” “no problem, we’ve actually got three right now-“ “I WANT A REFRESHER” “do you want the strawberry açaí-“ “the REFRESHER”

“Can I get a Diet Coke.”

“Can I get the broccoli cheddar soup?” “Do you guys have mac and cheese?”

what fruit is in the kiwi star fruit refresher?
can i get x frappuccino hot?
and one of my personal faves is when a lady took someone’s hot latte, with a completely different name on it, and said you made my frappuccino wrong 🙄

" I would like a Trenta Strawberry Acai with no ice, no water and 2 venti cups of ice." Like I don't know what you're doing. I think we should sell refreshers by the ounces of liquid in the cup or upcharge for light ice and no ice.

“Can i get a kids meal”