People really are just disgusting. Here’s a fun bit to make you feel a little better though: chances are pretty high that they eat their waitress’s spit on a regular basis 😂. I mean, tell me that ISN’T true. You know it happens. If you’re that shitty at Starbucks, you’re that shitty everywhere you eat. I’m by NO means advocating spitting in customer’s food. That’s a federal crime actually. But you know it happens. And when a customer acts like that in a Starbucks you can bet they are that way everywhere. And logically, you could deduce that chances are they probably get spit in their food at restaurants on a regular basis. Whenever I just had the worst customers I would remind myself of this comforting fact and feel oh so vindicated.