Oof let’s do whole milk, 3 pumps of mild salsa, 1 scoop guac, half bag of Doritos, whip, shredded cheese on top with salsa drizz

Cream cheese, whole milk, two Sriracha packs, three packs salt, the Doritos, ice, blend, pour into garbage.

for a grande & based on what's available at my store... blend whole milk, 3 packs sriracha, & whole chips; top w whip made w an avocado spread in it & sriracha honey drizzle w chip crumb sprinkles 🤠

Hm. I’m thinking either chocolate to just mask them, caramel to do something with the saltiness and to do a French-fry-and-frosty type-thing, but like a cursed version of it