Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind
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everyday i clock in a lose all faith in humanity (self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by francescugh
*actual conversation*
customer: can i get a medicine ball
dto partner: so we dont have honey or agave but we can substitute classic syrup or just make it w/o honey
customer: thats fine as long as it’s still the medicine ball
dto partner: ..sir you do know theres no medicine in it, right? its just tea
customer: nvm i dont want it anymore can i get a vanilla bean
WHEN WILL IT END??? IS THIS NATURAL SELECTION AT THIS POINT?? WHY ARE WE STILL OPEN?? WHY IS COFFEE CONSIDERED ESSENTIAL WORK???? WHY??????????
customer: can i get a medicine ball
dto partner: so we dont have honey or agave but we can substitute classic syrup or just make it w/o honey
customer: thats fine as long as it’s still the medicine ball
dto partner: ..sir you do know theres no medicine in it, right? its just tea
customer: nvm i dont want it anymore can i get a vanilla bean
WHEN WILL IT END??? IS THIS NATURAL SELECTION AT THIS POINT?? WHY ARE WE STILL OPEN?? WHY IS COFFEE CONSIDERED ESSENTIAL WORK???? WHY??????????
ladyrampage1000 47 points 1y ago
Mix up some DayQuil and red bull, only the strong will survive
FUSeekMe69 9 points 1y ago
DayQuil bombs actually sound pretty dope
The_Infinite_Doctor 8 points 1y ago
I'm opening a series of drive thrus that only sell this. Money money money mooooooney.
blueteas 28 points 1y ago
did he expect menthol syrup or smth like bruh
francescugh [OP] 18 points 1y ago
lil robitussin
agibb55 26 points 1y ago
That’s what it can’t officially be called the medicine ball- people are super stupid
Lavieestbelle31 3 points 1y ago
Lmfaooo
Commit_lego_step 2 points 1y ago
I swear to god people think it’s a cure-all I wish I could just tell people to leave whenever they order it, like it’s just citrus mint tea with honey blend it’s not actual medicine, it might soothe a sore throat at best
simplethrow- 1 points 1y ago
literally the amounts of people who tell me to wash my hands after handing them their hcmt- or tell me to possibly get tested at the window. like seriously guys fake lemonade and two teabags is not the cure to covid
philosopher_cat_lady 2 points 1y ago
I love that your DTO partner said that.
angelcakes99 0 points 1y ago
someone called it a “nine eleven” today….
b99__throwaway 3 points 1y ago
are you sure they didn’t mean the 9-1-1 that dutch bros sells? it’s a latte w like 7 shots or something crazy
angelcakes99 2 points 1y ago
they meant the honey citrus mint cause some people call it that in Canada and the US but they pronounced it “nine eleven” 🤦🏻🤣
JakeYosh 2 points 1y ago
Dutch bros barista here - a “911” (pronounced nine one one) is an Irish cream breve with 6 shots in every size. One of our most popular drinks for sure.
angelcakes99 1 points 1y ago
wow the Dutch drinks sound intense xD but no, they meant the honey citrus mint, but pronounced it “nine eleven” instead of 9-1-1 😂
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