✨brown sugar oatmeal shaken espresso✨

We have a regular who comes in almost every day:

Customer: Hi, can I have the- uh - tai chi latte?
Barista: one chai tea latte, you got it.

EVERY TIME

“Megan dragonfruit”.. enough said lol

The Carmen Ribble Crunch 🤷‍♀️🤣

I like “Caramel Ma-Cheeto!”

Not a drink, but "cinnamon ragel bagel" is my current fave

“Medicine Bomb”

strawberry assey refresher

Not a drink name but the way customers say “venTAY” with their whole chest, full confidence always amuses me a little

A "Bacon Chai Tea Latte".
Ordered immediately after he had ordered a Bacon Gouda.

When the sticker prints for grande white mocha. I catch myself giggling to myself because I read “Gr Wht Mocha” as great white mocha. Hehehe

Strawberry IKEA 😂
It's the drink you put together at home lol

Not a drink but someone once ordered a chicken bacon poonani and I about lost it

She ordered a mocha cookie crumble. When I handed it to her she was like “this isn’t hot?” I was dumbfounded but I explained no ma’am… it’s a Frappuccino. I guess from now on ask them if they want it hot even if it’s a Frappuccino?

oh boy. the colorful pronunciations of macchiato. my favorite is macha cheeto

eyebrow sugar shaken espresso :”)

Mocha cookie crumbie or the “kenoae” bowl

A “Thai Chi latte”

Someone ordered a mongo drongo and my coworker thought about it all day

People love to find letters in drink names that aren’t actually there. I get a lot of “caramel brulette lattes”

“Strawberry Refreshner”

"Can I get a (any flavor) frappachoochoo"

someone ordered a “spicy tea latte” the other day in drive, we all just stood there for a second thinking lol

We have someone come in daily and get the mangin dragonfruit refresher but my favorite is probably when someone called it the maggot dragonfruit.

We have a partner that says Americancano. 😂

"late"

Mochki cocha crumbie, maygen drangofruit, Thai chi latte, oatmeal brown sugar espresso Shaken drink thingy, bacon gria egg bites, chocolate cock pop oh and matcha chi latte

someone ordered a mango kiwi acayuh smoothie and i almost had a stroke trying to understand which drink they actually wanted

Caramel macharato

dragonfaggot drink

I always call very berry hibiscus as berry berry hibiscus. Even when I repeat the drink to the customers.

“caramel ribbon cookie crumble”
“mocha cookie ribbon crunch”

somebody called the HCMT the "Dr. tea" and an old man once called stevia "sativa"

strawberry asiago

Asshole crisp macchiato

Cheese nut prawleene

Tetris strawberry akey refreshener, Tai chi latte, “the pink”, and lastly, it’s not a drink but I did almost die laughing, a pini (panini).

Creme brulee latte

Today we had a mobile order for Boo and i thought it said Boob

spinach fetty wrap

Vintage caramel macchiato

Strawberry aqui refresher

Passionate tango tea

Caramel robin crunch

Karma Frappuccino

Chicken ca-prees panini

Idk if it counts but someone asked for Coke before

Two funny ones I had today was “dark pike” and “clown reyband crunch”

“Can I get the floating cookie frap” lol that man is my coworker’s father and he recently found out what it was actually called

Megan dragonfruit refresher

No one saying Creme Brûlée Lattee huh?

Not very exciting but "Expresso" does my head in

i like it when people try and say sous vide “soup vayday” “sawsé vid” so many good ones. a rare occurrence, but like a treat

once someone said they wanted a tomato mozzarella punani. i will never forget that

Mango dragon fly. I don’t need bugs in refreshers, thank you 😶

*Caramel Mochahito*

"Do you mean a caramel mocha? Would you like that hot or iced?"

"No, I want a caramel mochahito."

"Ma'am, do you mean a mojito? We don't do that here."

"No, a CARAMEL MOCHAHITO, like on the board out here!"

[Suddenly remembering the current promotional item on the drive-through board]

"So you want a caramel macchiato?"

“dragonfly drink”

“Strawberry Kakashi refreshing”

Old old old lady ordered a dirty sanchez instead of dirty chai (I didn’t know what it was at the time nor did she but my male co-workers sure did)

“Hony almond milk flat white” I was on DT and couldn’t help but laugh. And obvi anything with Açaí

TAI CHI LATTE

strawberry ACK EYE refresher 🦈💫

I giggle everytime someone orders a Blondie roast, or a cheese dannish.

I got pitsatchio yesterday and I almost died

Strawberry ackakee

☕Ordering a drink with oatmeal meaning oatmilk
☕Ordering a mocha when they mean match or vise versa
☕Chia tea, tie chi tea, chi tea
☕Any "secret menu" drink that they think we all know - half those names are stupid as shit

megan dragonfruit refresh

Mango dragonfly refresher. Makes me smile no matter what kind of day I’m having

“mangan fruit”

Apple crispy makaratti. Still makes me laugh.

I called out a tai chi latte once

My boyfriend calls a caramel macchiato a caramel mockachino he genuinely thinks that’s how it’s pronounced and the first time I heard him say it I couldn’t stop laughing

strawberry asiago

caramel brutal instead of bruleé. caramel machete instead of macchiato.

We had a guy at my old store who said “A Chai tea La—TAY” and another who said “Lottie.” Like how do you mess up the most basic words

Tai Chi latte

tango dragonfly

a Megan Dragonfruit

kiwi starfish!

This was a long time ago and I don’t know that it was at Starbucks, but my mom who has her masters degree as a reading specialist called a chai tea a “chow tea.” I still don’t know where she got that from.

strawberry IKEA

My favorite of all time has got to be, Starfish Kiwi Refresher. This has only happened once, but I had to turn off the mic so I could laugh without the customer finding out.

Pumpkin spicy latte, my favorite regular

Pineapple machacha 💀

caramel nah ch ito

“Strawberry Asiago”

“yeah can i have a strawberry asica refresher!“

“Can i get a starberry aKai”

Strawberry Akai, strawberry acie, strawberry (spelled out) a.c.a.i, strawberry ace

-Megan Dragonfruit.
-Strawberry Asky, Akite, Acacia, Aca(like a crow), Aqui
-Caramel Makeytoe🦶. (Macchiato)
-Caramel Brewery (Brulee)

Megan Dragon fruit.

Today someone ordered a “spinach fetty wap” and we all died

I have accidentally called the turkey bacon a "turkon bakey," and just about die laughing every time.

One time I held a straw up to a customer, looked them dead in the eye, and asked, "would you like a fry?" We we're both so confused. I don't know man, it is 5am.

Brain go brr.

Regular comes in who always asks for a "Tentra" strawberry acai refresher. We always correct him (nicely of course) and he still does it every time.

Macha (matcha) latte

I went to say "mango dragonfruit" and read it out loud as "mangen dangen" through the drive thru to a customer 😭😭😭

I've done this several times

Trenti Megan Dragonfruit 😏

every once in a while someone will accidentally say sativa instead of stevia and it makes me smile every time

When I was a green bean and tried to say “Cream Frappuccino” but it came out as “Crappucino”

💁🏽‍♀️🐉Megan Dragonfruit🐉💁🏽‍♀️

Not so much misread but when some people come through with THICK southern accents the caramel brulee latte just sounds like a hound dog howling

Drango Magonfruit refresher or a caramel macc-a-cheeto

"The carmel cookie crunch or whatever.. No the other one."

Or "Mo cha 'cappuccino' " but they want a frap 🤦‍♀️

I told my bf to order my drink, caramel ribbon crunch with an affogato shot, my sweet darling asked for an "avocado shot" 🤣

An old country tea, the poor man wanted English breakfast tea 😭
We also has someone a couple days ago ask for a dragonfly

Wasn’t misread but it stemmed from a misreading issue.

You know how lots of people misread “Mango Dragonfruit” as “Megan Dragon”? Well someone somehow came to the conclusion it was named after Megan from Drake and Josh and referred to it as “The Drake and Josh Drink”. When I asked them to clarify they said “that Megan drink.” And I was try my hardest not to laugh. When they got to drive window the customer and I had a good chuckle about it.

Strawberry a-cocky

i once said ‘benti bink dink’ while on DTO, which was mortifying

It's always drinks with caramel. Caramel macchiata, caramel robin crunch, caramel brew/ crem brulee

i had a lady call the emperors cloud a ‘charley saint cloud’ once.

Mangen dragonfruit 😂

a "granadea Carmel macheeoto" or a "dragonfly manga lime"

“caramel machete”

STRAWBERRY IKEA 🤣🤣🤣 And caramel mochato 🤣 Someone really asking for a MATCH latte (instead of matcha latte), since when the “a” is muted ☠️☠️☠️☠️

Caramel macchiataa

mango dragonfly refresher ….

I worked at a store in West Virginia for a few months. Carmel macchiati, grand-ey anything, Carmel rabbit crunch, chia tea latte, mangon dragonfruit, strawberry okay refresher

“Tomato mozzarella poonani”

💕 strawberry akay refresher 💕

Strawberry assey

Caramel macarena

Maggot dragon fruit trenti

Caramel Maccy-lacchys, spinach fetish wrap, kiwi starfish, tai chi lattes; a woman asked for avocado milk the other day and repeated herself twice.

Caramel mariachi
Bacon Gowda

a mangin dragofruit. not dragon. drago.

The dragonfly refresher, a caramel “ma…cheeto?”

I’ve heard countless options for this one but my favorite… Caramel Maserati

✨strawberry assy✨

customer: megan dragonfruit

me: ma’am there is no one that works here by that name

i love the mispronunciations of the mango drangonfruit

"dragonfly tea"

"strawberry dragon mango refresher"

"dragon mango... tea drink"

Carmen Ribble Crunch
Caramel Rainbow Crunch
Chee latte
Strawberry Akeesha
Megan Dragon drink

Mangin Dragon Fruit Lemonade
Strawberry Asseye refresher

some of my tops: strawberry a-kai, oatmeal espresso, ma-chee-ato/mi-cha-to/mee-kato (very common mistakes but still makes me giggle)

The classic- Tai Chi Latte.

Yesterday I got a "Strawberry Aqua"

I was on DTO and I sometimes have issues talking and I called it a Frappuccino a crappuccino 💀

Strawberry IKEA refresher 😃

Guava chip Frappuccino, caramel mojito, mestoe, caramel robin crunch, just to name a few I’ve collected in my years at sbux that I can remember off top of my head.

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Mengan Drangonfruit refresher

I hate them all.