I don't know what the hell was up with today or this timeline in general, but I encountered a wild cryptid in the middle of my shift today. This dude walks up to the POS and looks me dead in the eyes and says with the most serious look on his face and says can I speak to your supervisor, sure no prob we switch spots, so I take the bar from him. I'm standing just close enough to hear this man with the most serious manner possible that we need to change the sign out front. he was apparently referring to the logo over the store front. He proceeds to tell my shift that we needed to change the logo because the logo was evil, and we've all heard the Starbucks conspiracies, but I've never had someone walk in to lecture on the topic. My shift explains that he has no power over that and if the guy has a complaint, he should call corporate. man, deadass looks at my shift and says you may not be able, but I can and ends the conversations with a weird look on his face and saying "things aren't what they seem" man goes and sits in a corner and stares blankly off into the ceiling lights. we blink and homie is literally gone.

I think the best part about this experience was getting online to read up on what Tha fuq homie was talking about and finding out thousands of people think that the siren I a lovecraftian demon fish god.

not even two minutes later a woman goes through the DT and says can I get an ice coffee for my two-year-old the child is literally in the back seat sipping on a sippy cup buckled into a car seat.

TWENTY MINUTES LATER two ladies walk up to the POS and looks at the brewer and beans behind me then looks my dead in the eyes and says "DO YOU GUYS SELL COFFEE HERE" Bruh WTH.