I used to say "this is a problem for the opener" every time I clopened. Didn't bode well for my relationship with myself lol

I've watched shifts say "who the fucked closed last night?" And then realize it was them. Hilarious.

Damn just called out the entirety of Starbucks partners lmao

Some days your past self dirt roads your future self.

Ahh the memories! I always used to pride myself on a solid close down. Make sure everything was clean, packed away nicely, labelled correctly, clean bins, surfaces - everything.

To be fair most of my colleagues delivered a clean close down so made it easy for the morning shift.

I am both these people 🤯

past me is a bitch

Me who was CS both shifts with 2 hours of sleep and hung over

I don’t always go it but after a particularly long or bad day “sounds like a morning problem” becomes my favorite word. The way I see it, my job is affected entirely by what others do earlier in the day. If someone screws up a lot, I’m stuck way after I’m supposed to be there. But if I don’t wipe down one counter or take out one bag of trash, morning still gets to show up and leave when they are supposed to. Yes it’s my job and I do it as much as I can as often as I can, but these days were understaffed and exhausted on night shift so if that makes me a bad person/coworker so be it. Also morning doesn’t do half the stuff they’re supposed to anyways so, at this point we’re even💀

Opposite with me
My morning openers don't do dog water leaves us closers left with a mess

LOL i use to be a closer and said that ALL the time. now i’m an opener and there seems to be absolutely no standard for closes.

I always say “ that looks like a tomorrow problem”

closing perfectly and then getting handed the shittiest shift from my mid, who is almost my best friend, I love her to death but oh my god baby delagate you don't have to do everything, more will get done if you delegate tasks to everyone skskndisnf <3

My manager said "sounds like the closers problem" and that's the moment i lost all respect for her. Because at my store that is the mental capacity of the opening crew. It's disgusting. And sad. I do both so I just looked at her and then she threw in im just kidding hahaha to which I did not laugh. I really wish we would all just work together. Which relates to all humans in general but for this specific post, at least at work.

I started as an opening barista and then when I got promoted to shift, I moved to nights. As a cafe store, there’s so many things the openers definitely have time to do. Our store is given 45 mins before to get everything done and I remember doing everything in 10 mins and standing there doing nothing for the rest of the time lol

The duality of man.

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it’s real