Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind
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My favorite DTO greetings so far (self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by mouldy_fingers
"Welcome to sbux, where the coffee is hot and the baristas are hotter..."
"Welcome to sbux where the coffee is hot, the baristas are smiling, and the siren is watching our every move..."
"Welcome to sbux where the coffee is hot, the baristas are smiling, and the siren is watching our every move..."
Diegosnotrod1 55 points 1y ago
Welcome to Starbucks where my anxiety may be chronic but our drinks are iconic what can I get started for you today?
Dazzling_Cut_6862 8 points 1y ago
I have a partner who does the same except he uses depression. 🤣
EnvironmentalLoad828 19 points 1y ago
Whenever people ask me how my day is I respond "well Im working so its not great". Usually generates a few laughs and has a 2:1 tip ratio.
...... I wasnt lying though.....
...... I wasnt lying though.....
mstuver15 4 points 1y ago
I’ve been saying “well, I’m alive” and people seem to enjoy that one 😂
Wonderful_Nightmare 3 points 1y ago
Everytime i reply with 'oh you know, just working today' i always, always get people who say 'well in these times, we should all be so lucky to have a job.' 😐
EnvironmentalLoad828 2 points 1y ago
Thats when you hit them with "well we are hiring so feel free to send people our way!"
HSinvestor 3 points 1y ago
I'm doing this....I SWEAR
the1noir 16 points 1y ago
This was girl says “welcome to Starbcuks…. We make coffee”
LunaSpain94 10 points 1y ago
Customer: “who is the siren”
Partner: *points at huge siren face*
Partner: “it’s heeeeer” (in the toy story alien voice)
Partner: *points at huge siren face*
Partner: “it’s heeeeer” (in the toy story alien voice)
Buttafly_360 2 points 1y ago
Ahhhhh😂😂😂😂😂 I laughed hard at ur comment
KillerBEAT 2 points 1y ago
My old ssv used to say "Ciao, welcome to my Italian Kitchen"....... he was not italian.
the customers faces were always priceless
the customers faces were always priceless
Js_On_My_Yeet 1 points 1y ago
Hi welcome to Star Wars.
SilverShadow032 1 points 1y ago
Please my fellow community contribute to these, I need more laughs 🤣🤣
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