Unfortunately can't do tai chi in a latter either

Vintage is not one of our sizes
Carmen doesn't go into drinks, she also would cost extra
And lastly we don't use Marschino (cherries) in anything

(I had a lasy order a vintage Carmen maraschino once. I still think about it daily)

And we only carry American (or Canadian) Vanilla. The tariffs on the French stuff are prohibitive 🙃

LMAOO IM DEAD. We also don’t put maggots in our dragonfruit also.

no carbon for your ribbon crunch !!

to quote one of my customers who causes me helpless rage while I’m on bar and can hear her ordering “can I get a ventay brown sugar oatmeal shaken expresso but could you try not to put so much milk in it” I make it normal and she says nothing. Less milk either means another espresso shot or space at the top of the cup.

we also do not sell soft drinks

Okay but what if… we did 👉👈

Idk man there’s something different about doing tai chi while making lattes, just makes it so much better. Hits different 😩

we also dont have an incredible breakfast sandwich or a chocolate chip latte :/ sorry to burst ur bubble bradley

Believe it or not, we actually do use maraschino cherries in a drink! But only if you order at a reserve or roasters. It's a drink called the Melrose! Cold brew and cherry bitters, topped with a maraschino cherry!
Definitely not the same as what they were trying to order probably but it does exist!!

No balls in your medicine ball, either. Sorry!

okay but i actually put oatmeal in it like two shifts ago and i really enjoyed it for like five minutes

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Do everyone just end up saying the same mistakes in every state?😂

The Megan one kills me, usually it’s just a mistake and they correct themselves but one lady today said it as Megan like 3x during her order. Nooo. Also, i wonder what they think oatmeal in their coffee entails??

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Nor do we make under the sea drinks or magical ghostbuster tea which apparently is a new nickname for the medicine ball according to one of my customers 😂

The first I get, but what's with asking to put Megan in a drink? Is that some sort of weird innuendo?

This barista is partially responsible for the oatmeal thing lol. I keep saying oatmeal because of that stupid m on the sticker