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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2022 - 01 - 21 - ID#s9lgj2
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"Give me a Large medicine ball.""I'm sorry, we don't have a drink on our menu called that." (self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by demigirlhailee
The absolute power trip I've been on for the past week, at least four times a day busting out my old acting skills to play dumb like I've ever heard of the medicine ball before.

the responses I've gotten have ranged everywhere from just walking away, to getting angry with me, to googling the drink to find the recipe, to even when finding the recipe walking away because they "don't trust me" because I don't know what I'm doing. having worked for starbucks since 2017, and being the lead of my licensed store, it's really hilarious to see entitled adults get upset about a tea
badatlife15 182 points 1y ago
Not quite the same, but makes me wonder why people are so crazed about this damn drink. This morning, I was taking orders at the drive thru, a guy asked for a venti medicine ball and I explained that we are missing our peach tranquility and have no honey, so we could do it with the mint and lemonade, but it wouldn’t taste the same. The guy says ok, never mind and I see from our screen he was getting to back up. I look out the window to our drive thru lane which I can see all of and notice the car behind him and see/hear him start to honk at the person behind him to back up. As the customer started honking another customer had pulled up behind the car behind him so it would have taken two cars backing up for the medicine ball guy to back out. He gets out of his car and starts yelling at the people behind him to back up, but they of course didn’t (I don’t blame them at all). I ended up giving the guy who was behind medicine ball guy one of his drinks for free, I was like sorry that guy was being so rude to you. People are just ridiculous. The crazier thing this is now the second time I have encountered this type of interaction in our drive thru (the first time due to frapp outage).
cringeqween13 39 points 1y ago
Anytime i have a sore throat I like green tea with lemon and honey. It's soothing, but it's not what cures my sore throat (unless it's from me screaming at the top of my lungs in the walk in freezer). What I don't understand how people go from wanting a hot tea to a frozen sugar packed frap. Like we've got other teas (im personally a fan of peach tranquility with lemonade and liquid cane)
badatlife15 25 points 1y ago
I mean I get that, hot tea is going to feel good on a sore throat/in cold weather (I’m in AZ so people act like the world is ending when it gets into the 50’s), but my bigger issue with all of this is going into a drive thru, not having what you want and expecting people to back up just so you can get out. Whether that insanity is caused by a tea or a frap it’s ludicrous to me that any adult is that self centered to expect the world to move for them.
cringeqween13 16 points 1y ago
Agreed. The world won't end if Karen doesn't get what she wants. Every time people have super overdramatic reactions about us not having something my brain instantly goes to Kourtney Kardashian saying "people are dying kim"
Rare-Introduction-30 6 points 1y ago
People act like you killed their grandma when you’re out of something they like. It’s really insane to me.
Zealousideal-Star448 7 points 1y ago
I’ve had people back out of my drive thru because we were out of cake pops, we had just closed (there was no one infront of them so idk why they would do that) and just the weirdest things, but never get out and yell at others to back up like damn
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spacebrain420 90 points 1y ago
Ha! I do this too. I continue with the whole "is that a secret menu drink? If you know the recipe I'd be happy to make it for you!" Then wait for them to Google the ingredients and crush their dreams when I tell them we are out of peach tranquility and honey blend.
Ecstatic-Bug-1156 58 points 1y ago
First time hearing that I was thrown off and started looking at the POS for a “Medicine ball” when I realized that there’s a drink that have the same ingredients but named differently, told them what the name was and like didn’t trust me and left. I don’t get it sometimes.
dontgiveah00t 53 points 1y ago
I always repeat “honey citrus mint tea” and explain that it’s not medicinal and full of sugar.
Aurora_Boreallis 48 points 1y ago
Some one came through our drive today and asked for a cold buster. When I replied sir this is a Starbucks he was taken aback. I said I have coffee and I have tea I don’t have anything for colds
danabakes32 42 points 1y ago
I will straight up tell people, “so you’d like a honey citrus mint tea.” If they say it again, I’ll tell them that they’re the same thing and Starbucks doesn’t want us to call it a “medicine ball” because there is no medicine and it won’t magically heal you. Unfortunately we still have all the ingredients so I can’t just say we’re out 😒
rv49er -28 points 1y ago
> it won’t magically heal you

It will alleviate symptoms.
SkyTelle 26 points 1y ago
The only thing lemonade, honey flavoured sugar, and a tea bag is going to relieve is $7 from your wallet.

Get real medicine for relief. Honey citrus mint tea is literally lemon and honey flavoured sugar, hot water and a herbal tea bag. Plus, if you need relief for being sick, wtf you doing at Starbucks and not home idk, not getting other people sick.

The only homeopathic healing aspect is the “honey” and let’s be honest, honey blend ain’t real honey and the honey packets Starbucks use may or may not be real depending on what location you work at and what brand they got in stock.
demigirlhailee [OP] 6 points 1y ago
I mean, at least according to the ingredients list, the only sugar in the honey blend is from honey. the blend name just refers to the water, preservatives, and natural flavors used to make up for the last two, and it's just to make it easier for baristas to use
MizMolly 37 points 1y ago
I like the taste. The baristas at my usual stop (love those ladies!) get mine started when I walk in the store! I don't get the honey in it anymore. I do know that makes them happy.
demigirlhailee [OP] 37 points 1y ago
see I agree! the taste in it of itself is a banger (I also love getting the iced peach green tea lemonade with honey, it's pretty much the same thing but iced), and i have zero problem with making a honey citrus mint. truly is just when people call it a medicine ball and get angry that I won't acknowledge a drink that is not on our menu that I'm fighting against
MizMolly 4 points 1y ago
Yes!!!!
ZestycloseRate7330 24 points 1y ago
I’ve officially reached this level of petty. I mean I’ve definitely been petty, but after getting COVID from a customer, yeah I’m officially like “oh what’s a medicine ball? We don’t have that. We have a honey citrus mint tea though.”💁🏽‍♀️ I officially don’t care. Especially after Starbucks continues to show they don’t give a fuck about us partners.
pezookazoo 24 points 1y ago
the funny thing is that the citrus mint tea actually makes your sickness worse due to the high amounts of sugar and citric acid. 😭
1jfiU8M2A4 3 points 1y ago
Source?
pezookazoo 18 points 1y ago
“It contains citric acid, which irritates the lining of your already-inflamed throat,” says Taz Bhatia, M.D., professor of integrative medicine at Emory University and author of What Doctors Eat.

https://www.menshealth.com/nutrition/g19554775/foods-to-never-eat-when-sick/
1jfiU8M2A4 2 points 1y ago
Thanks!
pezookazoo 3 points 1y ago
if you look up “does sugar make sickness worse” you have your answer
GreenshouseGoblin 15 points 1y ago
I am on the same boat. This is gonna sound messed up, but I am 100% willing to gaslight customers into calling it the correct thing by saying I've never heard of a drink called the medicine ball. There have been times where I've called out "I have a Honey Citrus Mint Tea for so-and-so in cafe!" and no one comes to grab it. So it sits there for 5 minutes before I have to swallow my pride and say "Medicine Ball for so-and-so" and then they come and grab it.

Customers please, just called it a honey citrus mint tea, or stop getting mad at us or acting like we're the dumb ones when we correct you.
DefinetelyNotaRobott 13 points 1y ago
“They renamed that drink to *insert the obvious* in case you like to order that frequently “ has always been a good experience for me
Baristajf 7 points 1y ago
Short steamed lemonade with pumps of peppermint kill a sore throat and will totally give you your voice back
DefinetelyNotaRobott 12 points 1y ago
Dude nonfat milk steamed kids temp with a gross amount of peppermint and a blonde shot. It’s gross. It’s embarrassing. I’m a partner. I should be ashamed for wanting 8 pumps of peppermint in a tall. But dear god does it open my sinuses up and make me feel like I just drank some disgusting delicious form of Vaseline
slamy420 7 points 1y ago
Nah nah nah man how many pumps I gotta try this now
DefinetelyNotaRobott 10 points 1y ago
Like 6 /7 for a short, 7/9 for a tall. I’m dirty.
seacookie89 4 points 1y ago
>Vaseline

Do you mean VapoRub?
DefinetelyNotaRobott 3 points 1y ago
Probably lmao
theirishnarwhal 6 points 1y ago
This is so petty
demigirlhailee [OP] 9 points 1y ago
thank you ☺️
lily-amber 6 points 1y ago
Ugh it makes me mad. See a doctor if you’re sick. Don’t come here. So rude. Also people at my location keep asking for the bomb tea! Also sick tea… 😡
mrhammerant 0 points 1y ago
Emporor's Cloud. So underrated.
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K_Hotdogs -7 points 1y ago
I worked at the Bucks for years, and I hated the job just as much as the next barista, but this is petty imo. You know what they're asking for and you're going out of your way to make it more difficult for them.

Believe me, I don't care about the profits the company loses for this, but I think that behavior is callous. I hated making them as much as everyone else, but c'mon.
demigirlhailee [OP] 20 points 1y ago
oh yeah it's petty af, but im much more helpful with the people who don't automatically get rude when I say I don't know what it is. for the most part, the point isn't about the drink itself, despite the mild annoyance of making them. the point is little by little popping the bubble of American customer service expectations of the near- or at- minimum wage employees bending over backwards to serve customers drinks that literally aren't on the menu (people get just as much attitude when I genuinely don't know how to make a "cheesecake" or "oreo" frappuccino)
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