Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind
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“why are you taking a picture of the ticket? theres nothing wrong with it” you wouldn’t get it 🤧…. (i.redd.it)
submitted by TheeeStarGirl
Hailbrucifer 46 points 1y ago
King Curtis!!!!!!!
TheeeStarGirl [OP] 12 points 1y ago
all hail!! 👑👑👑
Hailbrucifer 15 points 1y ago
My store put googly eyes on Curtis and it’s given him all the character! We treat him like a king for sure
Sammiche 8 points 1y ago
We have googly eyes stashed away in my store for some reason.
I'M GOING TO DO THIS.
I'M GOING TO DO THIS.
TheeeStarGirl [OP] 3 points 1y ago
thats so ridiculously cute, and i might suggest doing the same at my store!! i love personifying inanimate objects so much lol
Sammiche 37 points 1y ago
I knew Curtis was into being creamed.
TheeeStarGirl [OP] 19 points 1y ago
starbucks after dark??? 😳😳😳
Sammiche 3 points 1y ago
Dude do you know how many bunghole jokes I make.
IT'S THE CLOSEST THING TO A REAL DICTIONARY DEFINITION BUNGHOLE IN MY LIFE. LET ME HAVE THIS.
IT'S THE CLOSEST THING TO A REAL DICTIONARY DEFINITION BUNGHOLE IN MY LIFE. LET ME HAVE THIS.
TheeeStarGirl [OP] 3 points 1y ago
YOU DESERVE IT! THE FLOOR (OR BUNGHOLE) IS YOURS FOR THE TAKING! 😂
Sammiche 7 points 1y ago
But yes. On night shift, we refer to Curtis as if it were a person.
Gotta give Curtis a bath. Gotta give Curtis his coffee. Curtis is a dirty boy and only I can get his bunghole sparkling clean. After he's all clean, I put his hat on at a jaunty angle. Etc etc etc.
Many confused green beans.
Gotta give Curtis a bath. Gotta give Curtis his coffee. Curtis is a dirty boy and only I can get his bunghole sparkling clean. After he's all clean, I put his hat on at a jaunty angle. Etc etc etc.
Many confused green beans.
rodwinedge 10 points 1y ago
I saw this and went “lol curtis” and then i realized the joke IS ABOUT CURTIS! I love curtis. And capitalism.
TheeeStarGirl [OP] 3 points 1y ago
my two personality traits are now:
curtis and capitalism
curtis and capitalism
thatswackrhi 9 points 1y ago
cannibalism.
TheeeStarGirl [OP] 1 points 1y ago
sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do to survive 😅😅😂
jakhei 4 points 1y ago
i don’t get it 😭
TheeeStarGirl [OP] 11 points 1y ago
curtis is one of the best starbucks partners!
(but in all seriousness, thats the name of the iced coffee container)
(but in all seriousness, thats the name of the iced coffee container)
Lettuce_Boy11 1 points 1y ago
Same what’s goin on 0_0
SBUXBaristaLA 3 points 1y ago
We keep strawberry acai base in a Curtis as well, but we call the other one Sophie. So it's Curtis and Sophie
Toomanyboringpeople 1 points 1y ago
Can someone please explain I don’t understand 😭😂
TheeeStarGirl [OP] 4 points 1y ago
curtis is that big container for iced coffee 😅😅 so seeing someone named curtis order iced coffee is kinda funny
Toomanyboringpeople 2 points 1y ago
I’m not going to lie I’ve been a barista for three years and I don’t know what big container you’re talking about 😂 we’re a drive thru only store so maybe it’s something we don’t have room for? 🤷🏻♀️
thatswackrhi 2 points 1y ago
its a big cylindrical and silver container with a spigot. about two and a half feet tall ?
Myra-Maines 1 points 1y ago
Necessary_Low939 1 points 1y ago
Ok Curtis 😒
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