Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind
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Y’all want some tea ☕️ 🐸 (self.starbucksbaristas)
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I know this is none of my business but we are messy so tell me if y’all think our theory is right 👀 we work @ a store in the suburbs we open @5am to customers and there’s this man and woman who come in @5:30am and get stuff and sit in the lobby canoodling and being all extra lovey dovey right. So we’re like there’s no way a married couple or an established couple is like that in public, it’s very much PDA over the top. And then when they leave they leave in separate cars and like the man never makes eye contact with anyone of us when ordering which also felt kinda off lol. So we think that they are a cheating couple who sneak off to “work” at early hours but actually meet each other up at Starbucks to canoodle hahahaha
accountedthrowaway5 49 points 1y ago
the tea is scalding at a whopping 190 degrees rn….
I totally think they’re cheating. like, 5:30 am, lack of eye contact, different cars…….. over the top pda. Not to mention, the cafe isn’t super busy in the mornings, especially not 30 mins after opening.
so, either they’re using Starbucks as their escape to live in their lovey dovey coffee shop fantasy, or they’re a socially anxious couple who go in to work at around 6/7am and use Starbucks as a way to spend time together while getting their daily coffee before going to work and not seeing each other for the next 8 or so hours…. Maybe their love blossomed on coffee lmao
I totally think they’re cheating. like, 5:30 am, lack of eye contact, different cars…….. over the top pda. Not to mention, the cafe isn’t super busy in the mornings, especially not 30 mins after opening.
so, either they’re using Starbucks as their escape to live in their lovey dovey coffee shop fantasy, or they’re a socially anxious couple who go in to work at around 6/7am and use Starbucks as a way to spend time together while getting their daily coffee before going to work and not seeing each other for the next 8 or so hours…. Maybe their love blossomed on coffee lmao
DirigibleUme 27 points 1y ago
....had a couple like that. They'd hang out in the lobby or one of their cars, either early in the day or late, before closing. the guy was definitely married, the woman was not. Guy broke it off apparently after he made up with his wife. I'm not sure if he broke it off in his car in our parking lot or not, but he definitely hit her with his car at night a few weeks ago after closing. She made the mistake of not calling the police, and then tried to sue him a few days later, so we got a visit from a private investigator asking if we had any cameras. We unfortunately do not, or do but the landlord doesn't have them recording. He came in the other day and looked miserable. I hope he is.
KeyCranberry 23 points 1y ago
I just got a 2nd degree burn from this tea bro, I better call Sedgwick
crzyshiba 6 points 1y ago
Or have you ever had a customer know their wife etc then one day the husband comes in with a completely different woman and says ohh hi she’s just my friend visiting I’m like ohh nice hello lol 😂 and then see him walk out and smacks her ass lol I’m like ohhh 😮 I’m telling your wife lmao 😜 but every time I see the wife I’m whisper in my head “he’s a cheater “ haha
[deleted] [OP] 3 points 1y ago
Constantly fighting the urge to tell huh 🤣
SakasuCircus 2 points 1y ago
when he walks in "welcome home, cheater!"
crzyshiba 1 points 1y ago
Lmaoo 😂
Momisnotmyname 6 points 1y ago
Now I have to stay tuned to find out what happens!
Gh0st_W6lker 6 points 1y ago
Would their names happen to be Joseph and Laurie?
[deleted] [OP] 6 points 1y ago
Honestly couldn’t tell you their names because I never ask it’s so early in the day they are the only order loool
Gh0st_W6lker 7 points 1y ago
lol we had a couple just like what you described. We haven't seen them in a while for maybe they got caught lol
[deleted] [OP] 6 points 1y ago
Were they an older couple like maybe early 40s?
Gh0st_W6lker 2 points 1y ago
Yes sounds about right
knfe_prty 4 points 1y ago
this is weird but are you in the snellville GA location? bc i worked there for two weeks during renovation and everyday an older man and a younger lady would come in and talk really quietly to each other while holding hands, and then leave in separate cars.
[deleted] [OP] 3 points 1y ago
Not in GA! In the Midwest hehe
knfe_prty 1 points 1y ago
so many affairs lmfao
gsselph 2 points 1y ago
Do we work at the same store because we have the exact same situation at my store!!!
[deleted] [OP] 1 points 1y ago
👀👀 hahaha either we do OR starbies is a hot spot for extra marital affairs 🤣
shiftyclub 1 points 1y ago
my store had a couple like this way back. they would cuddle on the lobby couch and take off their shoes and rub each other’s feet. turns out they were both married separately and figured out cafe was a good place to get their fix
Necessary_Low939 1 points 1y ago
They should go to a hotel not Starbucks lol
Sad_Current_1383 1 points 1y ago
I will definitely stay tuned to this! This tea is scalding hot!
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