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Full History - 2022 - 03 - 02 - ID#t5i1lb
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I hate Brenda (Tall Rant) (self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by heytherecomputer
I hate Brenda. My coworkers hate Brenda. My manager hates Brenda. Even other customers hate Brenda. Everybody hates Brenda. Fuck Brenda.

She comes in every day.

That’s all.
violentfemme17 41 points 1y ago
All my homies hate Brenda.
LycaenopsPictus 22 points 1y ago
Every store has a Brenda...
theshirtinthecloset 3 points 1y ago
Ours is a Kathy...
LycaenopsPictus 3 points 1y ago
Mary-Ellen....
Jessicap1400 1 points 1y ago
Trenta ice green tea Amy ..
BookDragon1996 9 points 1y ago
Ours is named Shannon get fucking everything in bags buys 50$ of crap doesn't tip and tries to talk to us like we're buddies.
overturned23 5 points 1y ago
what did brenda do? 😭
FfierceLaw 5 points 1y ago
I want to know too
sh3nan1gans_ 2 points 1y ago
I also want to onow
heytherecomputer [OP] 4 points 1y ago
Loudly talks about how much she hates the mask mandate, doesn’t follow the mask mandate (per our DMs orders we can’t enforce it), loudly talks about how much she’s against the vaccine, threw a fit over the fact that we don’t have indoor seating right now, berates partners if her frappuccino doesn’t have enough of a specific syrup or if it’s not the exact right consistency, never tips, never says thank you, and yelled at me for saying that I couldn’t accept her change after I’d already put in the bills she gave me in or else it would mess up the count of the till and I would get in trouble. She wouldn’t leave the counter and started swearing at me so I just did it and let my manager know that it was Brenda. He was like, “yeah ok I get it.”
overturned23 2 points 1y ago
oh i would hate her too fuck that
heytherecomputer [OP] 1 points 1y ago
The worst thing is that I’m specifically so nice to her because I love our regulars and she just treats us like we’re supposed to be kiosks that are inconveniencing her for having feelings.
Zealousideal-Star448 5 points 1y ago
We all have a Brenda. Fuck you brenda
Malachite_Migranes 3 points 1y ago
Our store has a Jim…. Please send help.
PecanLake734 2 points 1y ago
Oof
sero5074 2 points 1y ago
Fuck Brenda!
IAMACHRISTMASWIZARD 2 points 1y ago
we have a dani:’)
sh3nan1gans_ 2 points 1y ago
If you don’t hate Brenda, I hate you
SportsChick79 2 points 1y ago
My store has a Brenda. I'm fairly certain she hates us, yet here we are. every day.
darkwolf523 1 points 1y ago
Rip people that are named brenda
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vickera -8 points 1y ago
Let's go Brenda
heytherecomputer [OP] 4 points 1y ago
She would love that you said that 😐
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