I know we've all had our share of creeps, but this one might be up there on the list. Heard most of this second hand, and only saw the guy while he was in and not doing anything too terribly odd, so bear with me. TL;DR at the bottom.

On Wednesday, one of our female partners(Partner A) went to use the restroom. While she was in there, someone repeatedly jiggled the door handle trying to get in, even after she called out that it was occupied. The noise stops, and she thinks that whoever it was just went to the other restroom instead. Alright, little odd, but not too bad.

She comes out of the restroom, and notices that the other one still has the door ajar(it won't close by itself, you have to push it shut from inside). Ok, was it a kid or something? Nope!

The SSV tells her that the older guy sitting on the bench(by now, he's getting up and going into the same restroom that the partner just came out of) went over to the little restroom hallway for a minute and came back over to sit down again. They just laugh it off, thinking that he thought the second restroom was out of order because the door being ajar or something.

He's in there for a while, before kinda just slinking out the door and leaving. It being slow at the moment, a few minutes later Partner A grabs the cleaning supplies and goes over to do the daily restroom cleaning. Only to holler for the SSV and Partner B(who is in a relationship with Partner A) to come over and check what she's seeing.

Turns out that the guy waited specifically for a female partner to use the restroom, only to go in after her and ***lick the toilet seat.*** Apparently there was very visible tongue streak and the seat. And it gets better! Once he was do munching on a public toilet, he decided to, err... *Enjoy* himself, shall we say. So then they had to clean up his - ahem - *discharge* from all over the floor.(They only thought of hazmat afterwards)

WTF?!?!

Then to make it better, he comes back the next day and stalks the restrooms again! This time I saw him, and he definitely gives even me(22M) the creeps, enough that I made it plain that I was keeping a close eye on what he was doing. Creeper ended up going back and forth between the restrooms and the sitting bench nearby, before finally leaving to go harass the rest of the plaza after none of the females used the restroom, only males. Same SSV from the day before decides just to look up for the time being, much to the relief of the rest of the female partners.

**W.T.*****F*****?!?!?!**

TL;DR; Creeper stalks the restrooms, goes in after female partner uses it. Licks toilet seat and *enjoys* himself in an explicit adult manner, leaving a hazmat mess for us to clean up on the floor. Proceeds to come back the next day and creep us out even more before leaving without a repeat performance.

Edit for the comments; If he comes back, we ARE going to call the police. He obviously is not welcome, and we're trying to get a picture if we can safely so everyone knows what he looks like