Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind
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An sbux song I came up with today (self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by cyan_reynolds
Sung to the tune of Humpty Dumpty by Mitski, the contents of the song may or may not be based on actual events.
"All the egg bites are on the ground/and I'm crying as I'm trying to pick them up/But they're squashed and crumbled it's all too much/drive times are ticking up.
"All the egg bites are on the ground/and I'm crying as I'm trying to pick them up/But they're squashed and crumbled it's all too much/drive times are ticking up.
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