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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2022 - 03 - 15 - ID#tese4b
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biden’s america (self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by leytb
told a guy we were out of raisin bagels and he proceeded to go on a two min rant ab how biden was ruining the economy
beajjj 186 points 1y ago
“biden and those mf raisin bagels he RUINED 🔪🔪” what crack do people smoke before going out into public
leytb [OP] 87 points 1y ago
biden’s hoarding our raisin bagels :/
MiaLedger 8 points 1y ago
I just had a funny mental image
Electrical_Metal_106 3 points 1y ago
Was it Biden swimming around in a bunch of raisin bagels like Scrooge McDuck?
Illustrious_Ad_8643 27 points 1y ago
Literallllly!! I had a guy ask me the other day if the “brownies were marijuana”… my guy… A. You’re at a Starbucks and B. You’re in Florida dude…
beajjj 5 points 1y ago
LMAOAOAOA, i would have told him to get out, no hesitation
Illustrious_Ad_8643 2 points 1y ago
I was honestly so confused. I hadn’t even clocked in yet 😂😂😂
peachiez_ 3 points 1y ago
trump would’ve never ruined our raisin bagels! /s
MiaLedger 7 points 1y ago
To be fair, he'd probably do something extreme and ridiculous to make bagel availability better just for the fun of it and to one up the leftists.
leytb [OP] 70 points 1y ago
and like i asked him if he wanted cream cheese with that and he started yelling ab how we were selling overpriced cream cheese and how he had cream cheese at home like u could have just said no lol don’t actually care bud
Abject_Membership_28 17 points 1y ago
Thomas brand has some pretty good raisin bagels as well since he’s going home for the cream cheese anyway
canidieyet_ 6 points 1y ago
someone yelled at us today because we were hoarding the strawberry cream cheese apparently lol
leytb [OP] 6 points 1y ago
strawberry cream cheese ???
canidieyet_ 9 points 1y ago
i told him we don’t sell strawberry cream cheese, told us we do & cussed us out, then sped off 😭
leytb [OP] 5 points 1y ago
oh lmaooo i was confused for a sec
rennitz 2 points 1y ago
Crackheads the lot of them...
greenChainsaws 32 points 1y ago
the birds work for bidens anti rasin bagel america
canidieyet_ 4 points 1y ago
i want this on a shirt
RavenMcG 21 points 1y ago
I knew it. The cinnamon goodness is being horded by the 1%.
SunBusiness8291 19 points 1y ago
The Biden bagel agenda. Dems are giving full support on this.
leytb [OP] 8 points 1y ago
they’re stealing our bagels!! trump would have put a stop to this
Bazzock041 19 points 1y ago
Not lying, had the same reaction from another crazy customer over bagels. Why is Biden holding back the bagels???!?? Lmao
herpaslurp 11 points 1y ago
The amount of times I hear blame put on biden for supply shortages 🙈
peachiez_ 10 points 1y ago
told a lady i was from l.a (i live in a small florida town, for context) cause she brought up how she came back from vacationing there, and she went “i bet you’re glad to be outta there, with all the liberal bullshit coming from there.” i was like 😀 i had to tell her i was moving back there for law school and she just went “oh okay,” and stopped 😭
canidieyet_ 5 points 1y ago
LOL i mentioned i used to live in a small republican town and a customer was like “i bet you miss it don’t you”….he had no words when i told him i moved to the city for a reason
June0304 7 points 1y ago
Lmao one time a lady asked me if I was vaccinated, then went on a whole 15 minute rant about how they are injecting people with magnets and how “ALL THE ANIMALS DIED” when they were testing the vaccine 😅😭
CardiographicDuck 3 points 1y ago
I had a dude rant about how Jeff Bezos and Hillary Clinton manufactured the coronavirus in China to kill old people like him (the last people with common sense) and how he was determined to outlive Jeff Bezos so he could p*ss on his grave 😳
ProfessionalRock7940 7 points 1y ago
I was so scared to click on this one 🤣
SrirachaSauce5466 6 points 1y ago
I work at a Starbucks in a small town. We have LOTS of people like that too. My favorite was when a nurse lectured me about “Biden’s america” and how she refuses to get vaccinated, and now, thanks to biden, she’s getting let go from her job because she refuses to get vaccinated. It was like 5am and I was working DT, and I just handed her her drink and said “have a GREAT day.”
obiwancoffee 6 points 1y ago
BRBWNSFT

biden’s raisin bagels will not stand for this
femalehomosapien18 5 points 1y ago
That’s when you agree with him so he tips you even if you disagree 🥲
leytb [OP] 4 points 1y ago
i just kinda gave a nervous chuckle and he tipped me like 15 cents 🥲
butttabooo 3 points 1y ago
Well Biden did run to get rid of all the cinnamon raisin bagels.
Bell-In-A-Box 3 points 1y ago
I bet he once saw a picture of Biden enjoying a raisin bagel and immediately drew this conclusion
champshere 2 points 1y ago
“Biden is giving all of the bagels to Mexico”
rennitz 1 points 1y ago
Reading these comments and I'm here like... yall ok??? My customers are perfectly normal and sane compared to this.
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gingerpirate14 1 points 1y ago
🤣🤣 my stores been out of them for 2 months!
kylelovershrek2 -2 points 1y ago
but he's such a sexy 46th president of the United States
MiaLedger -1 points 1y ago
I mean, he is ruining the economy but Starbucks messes up item availability on its own.
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