Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind
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Customer ordered a “Ham and Swiss on a Bugatti…. Or whatever” (self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by Glittering_Arm9120
mcguirme815 43 points 1y ago
I served a strawberry ikea once
iStealSharpies 37 points 1y ago
Better than the customer that ordered the tomato mozzarella punani
Mountain-Anteater347 7 points 1y ago
OMG SOMEONE DID THIS ON MY SHIFT.
Responsible_Snow7109 2 points 1y ago
Lmao i cant
Mountain-Anteater347 24 points 1y ago
Me-Welcome to sbux what can we get for you today
Customer- Yeah do you all have the peach tranquilizer?
Customer- Yeah do you all have the peach tranquilizer?
Glittering_Arm9120 [OP] 11 points 1y ago
Yes I’d like to be tranquilized but make it ✨peach flavored✨
Interesting_Winner96 1 points 1y ago
Me too
Merced_x 2 points 1y ago
Giving me ideas…
MiaLedger 10 points 1y ago
Well they keep changing the names of menu items to words that aren't used in normal conversation so I can't blame them.
Brgnbo 9 points 1y ago
Bacon gawda, bacon guey bites, punani, turkey pesto provolone on a chiabata
Popperz4Brekkie 5 points 1y ago
I second the punani
Responsible_Snow7109 5 points 1y ago
Lmao we have an awesome regular who sometimes gets the mangen dragon refresher
StogeFather 4 points 1y ago
A lady for the past couple weeks has been ordering a “Mocha Frappuzzino” - 1 Pump mocha and nonfat milk // everyone who tries to correct her is objectively stupid in 𝐡𝐞𝐫 mind
maddawgg710 3 points 1y ago
Spinach fetti wap 😂
ArialynnSilver 1 points 1y ago
That's just what we call it at my store ..oh and a tommy mozz
Popperz4Brekkie 1 points 1y ago
Fetus wrap
nofoam_cappuccino 3 points 1y ago
I had an older woman order a “ham and Swiss punani” and I died right there at the oven
Upstairs-Research-29 2 points 1y ago
i was asked to make a grande caramel maserati before so…
slamy420 2 points 1y ago
Man I feel that guy
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