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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2022 - 03 - 19 - ID#thxjnh
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And they wanted to pay for it with 150 stars… (i.redd.it)
submitted by InitiativeHonest5784
Chhhloem4 324 points 1y ago
NEVER TURN YOUR BACK ON A CUSTOMER
PhysiksBoi 86 points 1y ago
NEVER TURN TOUR BACK ON A CUSTOMER
darling2 52 points 1y ago
NEVER TURN YOUR BACK ON A CUSTOMER
nezaket 31 points 1y ago
god seeing that sticker irritated the shit out of me. how tf am i supposed to do my job then >:[ we never have enough staff for a planted register position
curiousgeorgie24 7 points 1y ago
How do you get the coffee if you can't turn around? Lol
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ToaKovika 1 points 1y ago
Or pull things out of the oven..?
GotchaMeow 19 points 1y ago
Impossible.
ad9581 35 points 1y ago
Only on meatless Monday.
romanianhopscotch 10 points 1y ago
Only because they can and WILL attack you if you do
SL13377 8 points 1y ago
NEVER TURN YOUR BACK ON A CUSTOMER
Cry_Better 7 points 1y ago
NEVER EVER EVER TURN YOUR BACK ON A CUSTOMER
Comfortable-Plane944 199 points 1y ago
This isn’t real 🙄
deluxe_anxiety 58 points 1y ago
Lol this bitch gonna have thousands of dollars in voids at the end of her shift lol
Comfortable-Plane944 30 points 1y ago
Right like this isn’t funny it’s just dumb. For more than one reason
canidieyet_ 14 points 1y ago
I feel like you could hit quantity and change it back to one lol
Catfoodisyummy 5 points 1y ago
Sure but did they? Doubt it
Brgnbo 71 points 1y ago
Definitely fake but also would some rly expect to get that?
[deleted] 64 points 1y ago
What's the problem? Queue them up.
Js_On_My_Yeet 49 points 1y ago
Troll post
nikkicarter1111 47 points 1y ago
NEVER TURN YOUR BACK ON A CUSTOMER
Puzzleheaded-Ice-882 9 points 1y ago
NEVER TURN YOUR BACK ON A CUSTOMER
Meggilli91 39 points 1y ago
I love the violent reminder lol We had training one time how to pour coffee while never turning our back to the customer. It was hilarious!!!
fruitloops2037 37 points 1y ago
I think this more of a reason to turn ur back on them
ThatOtherGuyTPM 1 points 1y ago
NEVER TURN YOUR BACK ON A CUSTOMER
goddessofwaterpolo 35 points 1y ago
This is obviously fake but the sticker at the bottom really tied it all together
ShareJaded2256 22 points 1y ago
simply dilute a triple with water 😏
trbpanda 19 points 1y ago
7 mil in tax 🥵
electricblackjack 14 points 1y ago
The "NEVER TURN YOUR BACK ON A CUSTOMER" sticker is so eerie, like if you turn your back a customer is going to stab you. 💀💀💀
mytilludie 3 points 1y ago
They might steal your tip jar too 😂
kittykat-kay 14 points 1y ago
This has to be fake
Necessary_Low939 10 points 1y ago
Google says it takes 17-21 secs to pull 1 shot so Let’s say it takes around 19 secs avg for 1 shot, i calculated it would take around 52.7725 hrs to finish all 9999 shots. A little more than 4 days. 👍
RinnTheOtter 1 points 1y ago
So we close the store for two days, do nothing but fill the machine as it runs out of beans, and chill ?
Edit: 2 days assuming two mastrenas
Necessary_Low939 1 points 1y ago
If you are joking: yes why not 🤪

If you are not joking: It’s just a comment, don’t take it too seriously.
RinnTheOtter 1 points 1y ago
Haha, definitely joking
Necessary_Low939 1 points 1y ago
😎
InitiativeHonest5784 [OP] 8 points 1y ago
It’s a joke guys dw my coworker and I where just bored and we had no customers. But yes that sticker truly is a threat!
panrosecass 5 points 1y ago
yall must’ve had yall tip jars stolen alot
Responsible_Snow7109 4 points 1y ago
Corporate: "Never turn ur back on a customer" because it can affect our pockets in corpy land but we will turn our backs on u baristas because that doesnt affect my pockets.
totallynot_cloyd 4 points 1y ago
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Pylon-Cam 1 points 1y ago
It’s clearly a joke…
totallynot_cloyd 0 points 1y ago
Obviously.
sci-fi-lullaby 3 points 1y ago
Nah there's funny shit, and there's straight up making up stuff and tryna pass it off as real for karma whoring. I think the one who didn't get the joke, is you.
kxnkycxrly 3 points 1y ago
this is a joke post
Necessary_Low939 3 points 1y ago
After this: always turn ur back on a customer 🤪
darkwolf523 3 points 1y ago
Rip espresso machine
PIX888 3 points 1y ago
This can’t be real
Western_Pea1011 2 points 1y ago
It's the passive aggressive sticker for me
animeilove1219 2 points 1y ago
Don’t turn your back they can’t be trusted.
Keyndoriel 2 points 1y ago
Bro that sticker is leas of a reminder and more of a threat LOL
LitbykristenPhoto 2 points 1y ago
Hahahaha
3aTroop 2 points 1y ago
Because Karen will stab you!
Snowbunny_02 1 points 1y ago
Now imagine if they accidentally pushed it through 😅
oliverending 1 points 1y ago
Never turn your back on a customer.
Do not show fear.
Do not run.
Do not bare your teeth.
Do whatever you can to appear larger.
FTorrez81 1 points 1y ago
#NEVER TURN YOUR BACK ON A CUSTOMER
daisiesanddaffodils 1 points 1y ago
Boring shift today huh?
gore-juss 1 points 1y ago
God I’m so fucking glad I quit this place. Turned my back on all the customers that day.
nawtgay 1 points 1y ago
why can't you turn ur back on a customer..
Catfoodisyummy 1 points 1y ago
The mouse icon over save order is stressing me out. Reminds me of the time a partner wanted to see how much one of our regulars spends on starbucks and accidentally hit save order. 700+ stickers later
Klaus_Unechtname 1 points 1y ago
The more y’all post the more certain I am that I left this company at the right time
ObnoxiousR 1 points 1y ago
The void on your cash is going to get u fired friend.
InitiativeHonest5784 [OP] 1 points 1y ago
Wait shoot can you get in trouble for this
ObnoxiousR 1 points 1y ago
As far as im concerned it could because voids have to be declred to the CRA (CA) or IRA(US) for some reason. We were called out for multiple voids at our store to try to not make so many voids ( hence the verify price button)
Elepop 1 points 1y ago
Its the never turn your back on a customer for me
strawberrifield 1 points 1y ago
this just reminded me how an old shift supervisor I had would put up all these passive aggressive or toxically positive labels and we would just immediately rip them off when we saw them 🤣
sero5074 1 points 1y ago
What even .. what
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sci-fi-lullaby 0 points 1y ago
Uhm I don't think so :/ yall really need to clean some drains or something
Beneficial_Donkey_25 3 points 1y ago
can u take a joke… this one is kinda dumb but we are allowed to take breathers and make jokes on the job so we don’t go insane. pls stop licking corporate boots
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