how the everloving FUCK did you take that picture

….. are you the peanut butter baby who grew up to mocha man

Anytime there is sauce that my shifts let me stick stick my hands into, I absolutely do. You’re living my dream.

Oh hey look. I found my coworker on redit 🤣

Absolutely lost in the sauce

my baristas have been asking me if they can when taking back a mocha that goes out the night of. idk where this came from but i was like ***well its not against policy***

this brings me back. I used to do this all the time as a closer when my store decided to make prep mid shifts job and they started making 2-3 more mochas than we actually needed. Also used to draw with whips that still had a little bit left in them in dish sink lol

Are you Mary Mocha

These are the intrusive thoughts that are ok to give into, the "touch the oven" ones I get while stressed are a hard no

Uh, some of you don’t? Everyone on my staff has done this at least once. 😅

You both are increasing the temptation and fulfilling it...

Done it with dark caramel that expired. Very satisfying

Now slather that all over your face

Yes
A former coworker of mine purposefully went elbow feel every time

can you take a picture showing us how you took this picture?

Never. But now I want to.

YES AND IT FEELS SO NICE

Damnit Augustus Gloop!

I just got my coworkers to do this a couple nights ago Lolol. We used to do it back in the day during my first Starbucks tour. I told my new coworkers it’s like a spa for your hands. They loved it.

No, I have eczema on my hands and I think I would combust on the spot if I did this

I’ll never look at the tub of mocha the same.

This looks like sensory overload in a picture. I both respect and fear your power.

anytime i am doing dishes and get one of them mocha tubs back hand goes in with NO HESITATION 😀

i do this with the whips that expire. i let out all the extra out of the thing and i slap my hands in it. gotta love stimming at work.

My coworker does this any chance they get lmao

the partners at my second store loved doing this. there's definitely fun in the absurdity of it

Yes, however it's not my hand

Bruh

yes 😂 a few of us did this last week

Now I do.

no

First time cleaning it my shift lead told me “ go ahead, stick ur hand in it” and I did it, no questions asked.

I see your store has achieved the first step to a mocha handshake, a very intimate ritual done with your closest friends/partners. Next step have your best friend at work do the same and then shake hands, you will be unstoppable on a floor together from there on out.

i could never like the thought of feeling it under my nails 🤢

i've gotten several of my baristas to do it when there's a lot going out. feels so nice

Healing my inner child

if this is fresh mocha that is not ok and deserves write up on spot..

Yeeeees

Mocha handshake

I do the same thing it feels great actually

I have an urge to do this now, thank you

Bro!!! I thought I was the only one! 😂😂

i feel like everyone has to do this once honestly

Can’t say I have.

Never done that but have you ever grabbed a fist full of whipped cream after pouring it into the sink?

it feels like silk. we used to do this all the time when i worked for the buck!

Nope

I have done this

Yes!!!

Nope. Can't say I have.

?????

I’m oddly jealous

Every single time

Can’t say I have 🤨

NO!?

Empty an expired whip cream into a sink and squish your hands through it. It's fantastic

This must be the secret of how you deal with dry hands from washing them so often at work

I DID THIS IT’S SO THERAPEUTIC

I DID THIS IT’S SO THERAPEUTIC

I DID THIS IT’S SO THERAPEUTIC

Yes

nearly a 2 year partner and i have literally never had this urge

gave in to the intrusive thought😭 I be doing this toooooo💀

Kinky. Can I request my drink be made with mocha hands? I want to lick the chocolate off the sides of my cup.