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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2022 - 03 - 25 - ID#tnmzl9
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Short rant (self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by mrcupcake18
Y’all, I do not care about “because you guys forget to give/do etc.” just say your order or just tell me what you want. I’m sorry it is just annoying and it’s unnecessary complaining. Or it’s just me being petty idk but I’m over it haha
accountedthrowaway5 231 points 1y ago
Lmao is this about when customers say things like “and can you make sure there’s extra caramel drizzle this time? because last time i ordered you guys forgot to and it ruined my life…”
mrcupcake18 [OP] 59 points 1y ago
YEEEESSSS omg lmao
wok3less 44 points 1y ago
thats when you put so much caramel it starts fillin the cup…solid stream not one inch of cup exposed. its my favorite thing to do because i feel petty but also theyre getting what they want
cookiemonstah87 23 points 1y ago
Cup: 90% caramel, barely enough room for the shots, no milk

Customer: perfect! Was that so hard???
missgurll 11 points 1y ago
i just pump hella dark caramel
wok3less 3 points 1y ago
we had a customer yell at the person taking orders that it had to be “extra EXTRA EXTRA carame drizzle” and i literally drowned it in drizzle and dark caramel it was like a quarter full of just drizzle
JibJab1994 18 points 1y ago
I just ask them to open their mouth and squirt it directly in. 🤣
Fearless_While_9824 18 points 1y ago
🥴 this got me triggered
Sassycamo39 4 points 1y ago
Lol that bitch will get a half of cup of caramel this time
Pyrexiana 51 points 1y ago
“Every day I come in here and I order [insert dumbass drink] and NOBODY reads what’s on the cup!”
mcdonaldspriteremix 18 points 1y ago
that one customer that's never even been to (y)our location
ahhpoo 38 points 1y ago
I promoted myself to customer a while back, and on the like two occasions a year I get a Frappuccino with affogato shots, it often comes with the shots blended in. I’d rather trust they’ll do it right and gently request it be remade IF the mistake is made. As a barista, I’d rather fix my mistake than have the assumption made I WILL make the mistake
mrcupcake18 [OP] 41 points 1y ago
There you go THATS what I find annoying like I get it you want your order the way you want and you deserve that but you are already assuming we are going to mess up. Like you haven’t given us a chance and if you are so concerned we are going to mess up again then why come back to our Starbucks? 🤦🏽‍♂️
ahhpoo 6 points 1y ago
Whenever I was on DTO and a customer said that, I’d sarcastically tell my bar “hey, be sure to do the obvious step of this common drink”. Or when I’m on bar, “oh, I wasn’t gonna include mocha sauce in this mocha but I guess now I will”
wok3less 9 points 1y ago
i feel like so many baristas don’t actually know what affogato means! like at least at my store sm people dont train it and i explain it all the time to people who have been there a while. i guess because its not as popular?
cookiemonstah87 6 points 1y ago
My thought process being newish and never having been asked for affogato shots so I haven't thought about them since my initial iPad training: "OK, that's not ristretto and obviously not normal shots... must be the other butto- no, those are long shots... uhhhhhhh...." context clues filled me in, but I would have had to ask if I got the order. Mind you I WOULD ask, not just assume I know or that the customer wouldn't notice. Lol
wok3less 1 points 1y ago
haha yes theres genuinely just too much information to remember it all sometimes i still occasionally blank and go double check a recipe. literally everytime im training someone and im pls use cheat sheets, pls ask a bajillion questions
aspiringgrandpa 5 points 1y ago
omg same except i get 2 blonde shots blended in and they always pour it on top….then the espresso and frap end up separating and it’s yucky :’(
heytherecomputer 3 points 1y ago
How do they even make that mistake if it doesn’t say affagato? That’s so weird
ahhpoo 2 points 1y ago
Ah bummer! Honestly, the reason I like the espresso affogato is because the sip is espresso forward with the sweetness coming behind. Also, when espresso is blended in, somehow it incorporates a bunch of air in it. Like it’s…foamy? Have you ever noticed how you end up with way more than 1 oz of extra in the blender when you add a 1 oz espresso shot? I think it’s the temp difference. That’s my theory, at least :)
new_direction_ 22 points 1y ago
Someone once ordered an iced latte and told me to “make sure they make it RIGHT, with the ice in the cup first. They never do it right.” Someone else told me his shaken espresso is always made wrong- they put the milk on top like he won’t notice they didn’t shake it in.
zydr8te 10 points 1y ago
People think they know our jobs
cookiemonstah87 4 points 1y ago
"Can I get a latte with extra milk?"
dystopidrip 11 points 1y ago
biggest pet peeve of mine hands down is lattes and shaken espressos with light ice. brewed coffees and refreshers and stuff yeah i get it, super valid even, but i think customers think lattes come out of a tap the same way the rest do and i don’t know how to explain to them that light ice just means extra milk and muted flavor??
cookiemonstah87 5 points 1y ago
I understand light ice if they're also getting an extra shot or cold foam or something that takes up space, but otherwise yeah, I definitely think people think light ice means more coffee.
Ordinary-Theory-8289 20 points 1y ago
I hate when I’m on window and handoff a drink and they’re like “it’s decaf right?” Then I just take the cup back and read the sticker like “yup says decaf right here so I guess it is!”
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Responsible_Snow7109 2 points 1y ago
Omg lmao yesss whenever i hand someone something with decaf, theyll be like "is it decaf?" And im passive aggressively like "yea, is that wat u orde..did u not want that?" And sound all concerned. Lol cuz if i got the type of drink correct and ur other modifications, obviously i was looking at the the sticker to see the decaf part
cookiemonstah87 19 points 1y ago
Actual conversation between a customer (in the cafe) and our manager:
"I came in to pick up my mobile order 5 minutes ago but they forgot one of my drinks!"
"No ma'am, the drink is still here in the mobile pickup area, it appears YOU forgot one of your drinks!"
mrcupcake18 [OP] 5 points 1y ago
I almost spit out my water! God I love this haha
Weekly-Name-5112 18 points 1y ago
This reminds me of a lady that called my store and insisted that her hot caramel macchiato had pumpkin spice in it. And she said "next time make sure not to put stuff in someone's drink that they don't ask for." And just kept telling me to relay the information to my coworkers and that she hates pumpkin spice. She didn't even ask for a remake or refund, just wanted to complain. I bet nobody even put pumpkin in it either, its kinda hard to misread caramel macchiato as pumpkin spice latte lol
pink_haired_bitch 20 points 1y ago
They prob grabbed someone else’s drink too lmao
sideonesidetwo 15 points 1y ago
"And I want that EXTRA HOT. You guys never make my drink EXTRA HOT, by the time I get to work it's warm."
Funny_Drama_7308 11 points 1y ago
[and work is 30 minutes away]
Responsible_Snow7109 1 points 1y ago
Lolol
Avialace 3 points 1y ago
It’s only like ten degrees hotter on that setting, so how often can they really tell the difference?
SeparateAd3473 9 points 1y ago
We are one hive mind and body at Starbucks. If one barista forgets we all forget 🤪
Brgnbo 8 points 1y ago
I hate when people complain about things that aren’t our problem. I had someone complain in the drive thru that we personally made them late because the parking lot was crowded .. like .. if you saw the line why did you get in it? Also we share a parking lot w Walmart so we literally can’t control the traffic like dang we’re doing our best to clear the line. She didn’t even order anything just sat there saying “I don’t want to complain but I’m late for work maybe you should be more proactive and fix your parking lot, I don’t want to complain though sorry just your parking lot is crowded and I’m late” like lady ! You’re late because you’re still here ?
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sparkleblarkle 6 points 1y ago
We’ve been having constant issues with our nitro and today this guy in drive-thru goes, “i’m DISAPPOINTED because LAST TIME i was here, you didn’t have nitro ONCE AGAIN”
ahhpoo 4 points 1y ago
“Ah yes. Cuz we’re all intentionally disabling machines because we like listening to people complain”
heytherecomputer 2 points 1y ago
Like literally how is that any of our faults? 😭
roovols 3 points 1y ago
i second this
ittybittybakerkitty 2 points 1y ago
We have one frequent customer that orderers a strawberry refresher with "extra extra extra extra extra extra extra berries and very very very very very very light ice" like dude I can only hit extra once and I don't have a very button. Please stop talking you're wasting your breath and my time, I got your point after the second extra 🙄 complaining about him makes me feel like a bitch but it happens so often it gets under my skin
Capricious-Coco 2 points 1y ago
I had a customer insist that I didn’t make her drink right. She got a matcha latte and wanted to make sure that she got 4 scoops. I ensured her that I put the 4 scoops in there. She then accused me of not being able to count to 4 because she apparently comes there “all the time” and that it tasted different. I even offered to add another scoop, remake it, or make a different drink… she just continued to accuse me of miscounting and complain that it didn’t taste right so I got so far behind on drinks 🙃
Popular-Ad-2954 1 points 1y ago
We’re now asked to get names on drivethru orders and put them in on an Ask Me. The issue is that you can only use one Ask Me, so if you actually have a specification you want to put in the Ask Me, it deletes it when you hit Ask Me to input a name. Then customers are mad because you missed a specification on their order. Ugh! Getting names at drivethru is really dumb. Half the time I mishear them and put the wrong name anyway. So pointless.
ayakowantsmemes 1 points 1y ago
"And make sure they use the FULL pump, because sometimes they don't" 😮‍💨
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