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Full History - 2022 - 04 - 05 - ID#twwacr

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oatmilk farts (self.starbucksbaristas)

submitted by OutlandishnessHead74

anyone else get extremely gas-y from the oatmilk? i used to never be like this until getting this job now im sitting in my car on my half, hotboxing it with oatmilk farts

Responsible_Snow7109 56 points 1y ago

HOTBOXING IT WITH OATMILK FARTS LMAO I CANT

Necessary_Low939 3 points 1y ago

😂👀

herpaslurp 52 points 1y ago

it's more likely the coffee

OutlandishnessHead74 [OP] 21 points 1y ago

then explain why i have oatmilk farts with my chai 😵‍💫 and ive tried other non-dairys with chai, and it doesnt happen

nicolelynnejones 9 points 1y ago

oatmilk is really bad for people with IBS and other similar disorders so it’s probably the oatmilk

Electrical_Metal_106 41 points 1y ago

I don’t drink the oat milk. It may be the sausage egg and cheddar sandwich for me. 😬💨💨💨 From a previous post I’ve seen, people be tootin and bootin on the line during peak. Don’t hide in the car, be a proud farter!

OutlandishnessHead74 [OP] 28 points 1y ago

IM GONNA HIDE IN THE CAR LMFAOO

SeparateAd3473 22 points 1y ago

Nooo don’t gas the partners 😂

Spiritual-Pen1768 7 points 1y ago

The sausage egg & cheddar gives me the booty tooties as well 🥴

rlblakey17 24 points 1y ago

Definitely uncomfortable from the oatmilk. I recently read into it that if you have issues then you're body may not be used to the amount/type of fiber at once. I recently switched to non-dairy, but for me the oatmilk ain't it 🙅🏻‍♀️

OutlandishnessHead74 [OP] 18 points 1y ago

that explains it pretty well i dealt with 8-10 years of chronic constipation and low fiber🤤

merlin_my_cat 14 points 1y ago

Oatmilk isn't gluten free anymore. So if u have issue with gluten this might explain why.

Indica-daddy 2 points 1y ago

Depends upon brand! Some share equipment with gluten containing products, but regardless the equipment is cleaned. This distinction often comes into play for folx with SEVERE gluten allergies/sensitivities.

moonbean37 12 points 1y ago

i really did enjoy this update on your digestive system in addition to the comments about the frequency of your poops. i’m happy for you and hope you continue to defecate frequently & that they’re nice texture with easy clean up <3

OutlandishnessHead74 [OP] 9 points 1y ago

im always here to please🤤🤤

Electrical_Metal_106 8 points 1y ago

We definitely need more of these discussions here. I’d rather read about someone’s digestion than another Karen. Lol!

diphenhydranautical 11 points 1y ago

no to oatmilk but yes to coffee 🥴 but to be fair i’ve been drinking oatmilk for a while

cryptidoddity 9 points 1y ago

~apparently~ oat milk isn’t the best for those with ibs/stomach problems (but i still drink it anyways hehe)

pornshopjesus 5 points 1y ago

That checks out cause I have IBS and oatmilk makes me so GASSY and bloated. Sometimes I be having those hershey squirts too.

mouldyeggpatty 7 points 1y ago

This post and comments are fucking killing me dead

roovols 3 points 1y ago

I CANT BREATHE

new_direction_ 7 points 1y ago

I get the oat milk poops. Ever since I switched I poop more frequently. With dairy milk it was once in the morning super urgent, then normal the rest of the day; with oat milk it took me two months for it to not be URGENT four times a day. To be fair I was drinking also drinking a lot.

OutlandishnessHead74 [OP] 11 points 1y ago

i used to only drink almond milk before being hired, but our almond milk grosses me out so much so i switched to oat and bro....i had to explain to my mom that i was shitting at least 6 times a day and they werent just little logs its like i havent shit in weeks every time i also never poo in public, but my starbucks is the only exception 🤤

OutlandishnessHead74 [OP] 11 points 1y ago

tmi but i love pooping so this doesnt bother me so no i wont be switching to soy or coconut and i will continue to hotbox my car with my long farts

new_direction_ 3 points 1y ago

This is exactly what happened to me! I didn't change how much I was drinking or anything else that was in it, just what milk it was, and suddenly it was exactly like this.

Electrical_Metal_106 1 points 1y ago

I keep a travel Poo-Pourri in my pocket at work just in case I have to blow up the bathroom 😅. I’m not the only one at my store that does this. We are very conscientious that way.

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KatySheets 4 points 1y ago

Starbucks’ soy milk does this to me for some reason. Silk is totally fine, but that Starbucks brand soy does something else to my belly.

Beneficial_Ad_7044 3 points 1y ago

Coffee makes me have diarrhea so I only buy matcha and creme frapps from Starbucks lol.

drinkliquidclocks 3 points 1y ago

I never put it together but this makes too much sense…

Any-Area8729 3 points 1y ago

Glad I'm not the only one. I just recently tried the oatmilk and I loved it so I started having it in all my drinks and man the stomach pain and what came after was terrible. I almost went to my Dr thinking something was wrong but decided to try no drinking oatmilk to see if that was the culprit and sure enough it was.

lilkiosk 3 points 1y ago

Yeah I’d say sounds like an intolerance of some sort. I don’t have this issue with the oatmilk. Granted, I don’t LOVE our oatmilk (pls don’t fight me, friends)

RubySapphireSage 2 points 1y ago

When the non-dairy slowly transitions into the dairy category 😭.

roovols 2 points 1y ago

golden posts like these are why i am in this subreddit

nicolelynnejones 2 points 1y ago

oatmilk RUINS my insides. i can’t drink it at all.

Electrical_Metal_106 1 points 1y ago

This seems like the best thread to get this off my chest…I’m always cracking rats in the back when I do my food pull. I’m always close enough to the dirty rag bin so I feel like I can just blame it on that. 🤣

OutlandishnessHead74 [OP] 2 points 1y ago

oh, you do not want to go to BOH when im washing dishes....i one time let one out that sounded like the regular show theme song and had to walk around boh to make sure i was all clear

Electrical_Metal_106 1 points 1y ago

BUUUUUUWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! I’m dying! 😂😂😂😂

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