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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2022 - 04 - 09 - ID#u006x8
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Most Cancellable Starbucks Thought? (self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by whispermaw
Mine is certainly when i’m getting the bacon egg bites out and getting the ick cause they remind me of cold dead bewbs

Or the coworker of mine who put pumpkin spice in his lemonade 🤢🤮
shxtfxced 52 points 1y ago
or the coworker of yours who put what in his what.
Blue-Sky1325 8 points 1y ago
They had me at the last part, that’s nasty 🤮
sagansaid7 1 points 1y ago
my coworker made us try it bc a customer ordered it, it kinda tasted like tampico juice🤷🏽‍♂️
Mission-Accident-917 19 points 1y ago
my most cancellable? Honestly is very controversial.... Starbucks only hires you for shift supervisor and up within the company because they know they can manipulate you with small rewards due to someones need for validation through their work thus allowing you to work your ass off be the bad guy and more when in reality corporate just takes advantage of yall because they think youre spineless.... and even if you do leave so many others dont get it and they jump to fill that position keeping a never ending cycle no hate to management teams at all but it always shows in the SSV ASM and SM ive never seen a thing different lol
aspiringgrandpa 18 points 1y ago
the dried kale egg bites look like BALLSACKS
Responsible_Snow7109 4 points 1y ago
Ballsacks with green fungi 🤢
star_pants 16 points 1y ago
Cold foam is gross

Heavy cream looks like pus

They don't actually want to hire from within because that means managers and above would actually be sympathetic to baristas, and that's why there's a new hire bonus for managers that are hired from outside

Talk about your wages and make management uncomfortable with your knowledge of their bullshit

Talk back to DMs

Don't share drinks you make up because corporate can profit off it

There's definitely more, but this is what I've got atm
swaggestlord 11 points 1y ago
every shaken espresso should just be taken off the menu… they’re a bitch to make
persona-2 4 points 1y ago
White mocha no 2% sub vanilla sweet cream. Steaming sweet cream is horrifying.
nerdyoats 2 points 1y ago
I think our (most of) espresso drinks suck ass. Blonde espresso helps offset some of them but honestly, i think our drip coffee is superior *when it is made right*. I don't like Pike very much but veranda or siren's blend as a pour over? Fantastic. Literally any of our dark roasts? Pretty bangin'. Same goes for the iced stuff too. Our cold brew is pretty damn good, and our iced coffee is too.

I think the *only* exception to that is dirty chais. Most of the time when I'm going on my break, I'm either getting a dirty chai with oat and brown sugar if i have time or I'm getting a cold brew with the same treatment. If not, then I'm getting a pour over. They're just fun to do and they taste good.
shxtfxced 1 points 1y ago
no no you have a point especially with the veranda
nerdyoats 2 points 1y ago
Right!!

Also I'm at a reserve store so I've got the clovers and Siphons and all. So i get to treat myself to a cup from one of those methods every now and then >:)
shxtfxced 2 points 1y ago
lucky omg
Affectionate_Book_82 2 points 1y ago
White mocha sauce… I’ll leave it at that
PartlyCloudyKid 2 points 1y ago
Steaming whole milk 🥴
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