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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2022 - 04 - 21 - ID#u8xsf4
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Unfiltered Customer (self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by SelectionPast6532
So yesterday on DTO this customer comes through and asks for a venti cold brew with extra shots. I asked her how many she wanted and she deadass said “girl i dont care, i have to take a fat shit so whatever turns my butthole on fire let’s do it.”
we were speechless😂😂
okayteenay 26 points 1y ago
I love people like that. Livin’ life with no fucks to give! 🙌
SelectionPast6532 [OP] 4 points 1y ago
right?!
Careful_Analyst_2909 18 points 1y ago
I want to know how many shots you gave her 😅
SelectionPast6532 [OP] 12 points 1y ago
i think we gave her like 3, she was pretty excited😂
cricoceat 8 points 1y ago
A lady came to my store Thanksgiving morning and got a Venti Salted Caramel Cold Brew with 8 shots. She sat in the Cafe and silently drank all of it, then went home. I can only imagine what fate awaited her there, but I'm glad she didn't stay for it.
philosopher_cat_lady 7 points 1y ago
I LOVE HER
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