got to love "thai chi" lattes and "mangan dragonfly" refreshers

i've heard both at every store i've worked at, at this point it just makes me smile

i had someone called a ham and swiss panini a ham and swiss punani like as in slang for coochie

i hate it when people say oatmeal when saying the brown sugar OATMILK shaken espresso.

not a horrible one but bad because i hear it at least once every day

Strawberry “ass” with lemonade no I’m not joking

strawberry akai

My most favorite “peach tranquilizer”

-dragon fly
-medicine latte
-(anything) refreshener
-fireball
-trenda!

welcome to starbucks! perhaps you would like to try our machitito, strawberry akee, megan drangan fruit, oatmeal shaken, or frappy? Maybe an order of our bacon gowda or bacon greyer egg bites? Just let me know whenever you’re ready to order.

called a strawberry acai a strawberry icee

•Vintage caramel machiaté. 😬 ma’am said this for almost a month straight even tho we repeated the order back to her correctly.

•Mochi latte. Instead of mocha?? Bc that’s hard I guess.

•Thai chi latte. “Uh-Kai” instead of Açaí 😂 I wouldn’t know how to type that out phonetically.

•Ma-shi-ah-toe instead of macchiato.

OAT MEAL ESPRESSO. 🤦‍♀️

And many more. :)

Someone majorly screwed up their order the other day at our store and order a “hot white cock..” the way I had to turn my headset off to literally scream 💀💀💀💀💀

caramel rib cruncher or something like that 😭😭

- Strawberry “odyssey”, “ass”, “asiago”
- Caramel “Machiattah” (my brain kept yelling ‘Tomaytah, tomahta, caramel macchiatah” for the rest of my shift)
- all of the sizes
- oatmeal shaken espresso (I actually gave a girl a BOSE when she asked for a brown sugar oat meal and she and I were both very confused for a few seconds. She thought it was hilarious and loved the drink.)
- Megan dragonfruit, dragonfly, etc.

Sausage ched & egger

Matchiatti. They wanted a matcha latte

VENTAY. I’m new to sbux but ventay kills me every time. Açaí I can understand, but venti is phonetic!!! Why!

Caramel machado💀

pet peeve of mine is when people say “tren-tay” or “tren-tee” like why is so hard about the word Trenta im so confused

edit: i had a regular who always said Trenta as “Ten-Truh” Tentra…..ma’am you’re getting mixed up slow down a bit

getting a lot of “mangofruit” refreshers 😩

grandee c0vid tea and trenti strawberry acne 😍

someone at my store called it a mongoose dragon refresher

corona dragon blend instead of komodo dragon blend

my worst was “trentini strawberry asiago freshener with lemonade”

i haven’t witnessed it myself but a few coworkers have mentioned an older woman who comes through occasionally and says “punani” instead of “panini”

Strawberry ahh-key

I had a customer mispronounce Iced chai tea latte, as Hot chai tea Latte and then my boss got mad at me for getting the order wrong

I sincerely with a passion highly distain when people say “expresso” drink…”toasted vanilly shaken expresso drink…thing…such a long name, does that have oat milk in it?” Cappaceeno, mocha (mowchah) tie chee latay…flit wet, almond honey drink…I mean I could probably continue 🤣

a very confident woman the other day ordered her drink in the size ✨grand✨

“ventay” and “trentee” lol… also saying oatmeal or goatmilk instead of oatmilk

This happened today through the drive thru. “Can I get a venti strawberry “Asiago” lemonade?”

An iced matcha with 2 pumps of Kai instead of chai

we have someone that calls it a bacon gowta. or bacon gooey egg bites.
oh, and marchiarro was a good one i heard a while back.

Crunchy Frappuccinis

Strawberry akashia 😆 caramel mashiatto. It seems like those two are the ones people have trouble with mostly.

Machicheetos instead of Machiato

I’m late to the party, but every week there is one lady who orders a “vintage” caramel macchiato. It makes me laugh every time.

Chicken Capresie, spinach fajita wrap. AL-mond, like Al Bundy, instead of ahl-mond. AL-mond milk.

- moki frappuchino (mocha-)
- strawberry aKai
- trenti size (what gets me angry the most)

My favorites have been Carmel mokeyota and Strawberry Ackey

White chick asked for a Carmiato Macho with a straight face