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Full History - 2022 - 05 - 01 - ID#ug0kps
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If the quantity is too small it gets turned into scientific notation (i.redd.it)
submitted by astro-jason
[deleted] 52 points 1y ago
how much frap roast is that o.o
astro-jason [OP] 76 points 1y ago
.000000001 pumps (i just didnt want any, but you can’t put 0 pumps of frap roast)
PercyGabriel1129 50 points 1y ago
Have you tried doing those modifications to a Double Chocolate Chip Frap? The only difference would be the coffee base vs the creme base
vodwalyn 49 points 1y ago
Might be easier to order a double chocolate chip with coffee base 😂
[deleted] 7 points 1y ago
lmao!!
-Zispy 5 points 1y ago
If you didn’t want any just do the creme version
Trumps_left_bawsack 1 points 1y ago
Just do the creme version and add shots to it?
stormy-nights 26 points 1y ago
Nanopump of frap roast, nice
poopylilbutt 11 points 1y ago
If a customer wants blonde instead of frap roast, shouldn’t we just hit the blonde button to sub it out and not charge for espresso? Like we do for decaf…
philosopher_cat_lady 3 points 1y ago
There's an argument to be made for that. I would charge for the espresso though, as espresso beans are almost certainly more expensive than our shitty instant frap roast coffee, so it's not an even trade
herpaslurp 6 points 1y ago
how were they able to put that in!!
Skydery 4 points 1y ago
Time to whip out a really really micro micropipette🤡
labraydon7 4 points 1y ago
1 espresso and 9 frap roast?
YdubsTheFirst 16 points 1y ago
1•10^-9 pumps of frap roast
mama_bibi 3 points 1y ago
They don't pay me enough to understand scientific notations. I would have never known what this was and won't file this in my brain either

Edit;
I now realize that it will be in my brain for a really long time because my brain chooses to remember random facts that I don't need until that one completely random conversation where I'm like "fun fact...."

Thanks for another random fact in my brain
philosopher_cat_lady 1 points 1y ago
I love your brain
Necessary_Low939 3 points 1y ago
Nice to know someone still remembers their scientific notation lol
bmm0528 2 points 1y ago
We had someone order 1/16 of a Splenda in their grande Pike once in cafe.. we just gave them a packet to put in themselves. Idk if it was a joke or if they could taste all 20 granules of Splenda, but I don't have time (or patience) for that when it's slow and they did that at the beginning of peak. You can measure that yourself 🙄😒
D73548 1 points 1y ago
YOU CAN DO THAT?!?!?! GOOD LUCK TO MY NEW BARISTAS BEINF TRAINED ON BAR
philosopher_cat_lady 1 points 1y ago
I completely forgot that scientific notation was a thing
Darillis 1 points 1y ago
Wtf is this???
obmar-belac 0 points 1y ago
I don’t see a problem, like bartending someone might want a martini with vermouth splashed in and poured out. I can see a barista adding it to the cup and then dumping it before continuing, leaving a small coffee residue. Very dapper.
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