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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2022 - 05 - 04 - ID#uijqx8
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Complex_Imagination9 110 points 1y ago
Nonfat? That’s where they draw the line?
Tara_Kitten 43 points 1y ago
Yeah, they're looking out for their health /s
heytherecomputer 7 points 1y ago
Guess they wanted more sugar.
middlenutmania 2 points 1y ago
I’ve seen it all too often
herpaslurp 45 points 1y ago
just looking at this gave me a flash-foreword to having to prick my finger between meals
rightamtofcaramel [OP] 10 points 1y ago
i choked
PriparaParadise 3 points 1y ago
LMFAOO
Consistent_Ask_3963 39 points 1y ago
The decaf makes all the difference.
cecilbdementd 36 points 1y ago
You’re brave taking pics of these when it’s a cafe order Inshallah they did not see you 😂
rightamtofcaramel [OP] 14 points 1y ago
it took SKILL lemme tell ya
SerotoninAndOxytocin 35 points 1y ago
People really out here demonizing soda and just replacing it with shit like this. Oy
LilacFlores 24 points 1y ago
Look white mocha and toffee nut together are great BUT everything else and the extra pumps is 🤢
purpleelephant77 9 points 1y ago
My go to is a venti shaken blonde espresso with no classic, 2 toffee nut, 2 white mocha and soy milk!
peepeegorilla 7 points 1y ago
I get the exact same thing down to the number of syrup pumps but instead of 2 pumps white mocha it’s 2 pumps regular mocha and it’s sooooo good I suggest trying it sometime
ianbz 13 points 1y ago
The fact that it’s decaf so they’re not even at LEAST getting the caffeine benefit 😭 my god
rightamtofcaramel [OP] 4 points 1y ago
that’s what i’m saying ??? like why. this is like $7 & for what
fashionrat 10 points 1y ago
Me and my shift were talking about this today; I genuinely wonder if people know how much syrup is actually in their drinks 😵‍💫 a lot of times there isn’t even room for coffee / milk..
ladyelenawf 3 points 1y ago
I honestly had no clue until I started talking to the barista. 'Pumps' and 'shots' meant nothing to me until I asked a random question decades ago. Which explained why every time I bought a bottle of syrup on sale at the grocery store it never made a difference. I was putting in what seemed like a reasonable amount. I.E. about a tablespoon (half an ounce). 🤦🏾‍♀️

Then I started buying monin syrups a few years ago and it truly clicked once I used the pumps. So now I understand why these orders seem so batshit crazy. It's like not realizing what's in your drinks until you see that $1of drinks with bags of sugar under it. It just never occurred to me to think of it.

ETA the post I was thinking of.
FirstRunThenWine 7 points 1y ago
How can this taste good??
acertwo 6 points 1y ago
My favorite thing about this is decaf. Like, “please no caffeine I’m worried about my health”
210Church 4 points 1y ago
“Yeah uuuuuhhhh can I get a venti iced white mocha with 12 pumps and I be Splenda? I’m trying to watch my weight teehee”
Blonde-RU2-Mastrena 3 points 1y ago
340 calories from the syrup alone. Not including the vanilla syrup in the whip.
Straight_Western_440 2 points 1y ago
this feels like a weeks worth of sugar intake in a cup
Seriously_jst_4real 2 points 1y ago
Drinking like that won't take them too long. They'll meet him when they go into a diabetic coma.
setivalea 2 points 1y ago
that was not very notfat of them
ArtMemory 2 points 1y ago
Give me a five peice chicken mc nugget and throw two of them away.... I'm tryna watch my figure
-Jack Black probably
lilkiosk 2 points 1y ago
I just said “oh” out loud
marklandia 2 points 1y ago
Has the sticker always said “Whip”?

White Mocha/Iced White Mocha standard is with whip so I’m assuming the barista asked if they wanted whip. Aaanyway, doesn’t the ticket usually print as Add Whip or No Whip?
Seriously_jst_4real 3 points 1y ago
I'll hit the whip button when the drink normally gets whip, but the order has non-dairy in it, so bar knows it was asked. Just to save confusion.
brattneybiscuit 2 points 1y ago
Barista probably did an ask me. One of the baristas at my store does that even though I have showed her how to do “no whip add whip.”
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