“1/2 Decaf” “Single” 🫡
then proceeds to list a whole bunch of syrups but yeah im sure that one Splenda will do wonders for you, Jen

Its alwaaays the delivery orders too! Lol why do they do this kinda shit with delivery drinks??

These people are a f*ing nightmare

I genuinely want to know if there are really people out there that enjoy this kind of crap. Theres no way that actually tastes good. And who would even think to put all those random components together? I feel like people are just trolling or hitting random buttons.

Of course it's delivery

For all that is sacred WHY??? 🤮🤮

We get these garbage delivery orders all the time.. My theory is that the more convoluted the drink the better chance that it'll be made 'wrong' and they'll be able to call and complain and get credit for their future orders. I'm probably wrong but it's the only way I can make sense of it. I mean none of this crap can possibly taste good. But that's giving them too much credit. My other theory is they're just idiots pushing buttons and have money to burn.. This being the more probable answer. 😂

It’s the one Splenda for me

Of course it’s Uber. These people are insane.

I’m jealous that your store never sees these. Most of my store’s drinks are like this

its always a jennifer, huh?

jennifer, sweetie. you're getting 1 full decaf shot. i'm not pulling 1 reg shot and 1 decaf shot and eye-balling half of each.
and when your uber-person shows up, i'm gonna tell them it's okay to "accidentally" drop it as they hand it off to you.

Reminds me of a time someone asked for two shots in a Caramel Apple Spice.

that affogato shot about to melt the whole frap as it sits in the car r.i.p.

Fill it up with steamed milk and throw it in their face

Drink

i always wait till they show up and read it back to them and look them in the eyes