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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2022 - 05 - 17 - ID#urwjzz
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Have you ever berated your brew timer for beeping at you? (self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by Supperdudehasrabies
Everybody at my kiosk does it because we never have time to brew stuff between the never-ending line of workers and the infinite amount of dishes. Sometimes we tell it to “calm down“ and other times we call it “dramatic”. I was convinced it was normal because I saw my co-workers doing it but I wanna know if it’s just unique to where I work.
[deleted] 17 points 1y ago
I do this at warming! I’ll be waving the tongs around waiting for the timer go off and then when it does I’m like “alright I’m coming”.

Sometimes if warming is super busy and I’m like rushing around and an oven goes off I’ll point the tongs at it and tell it to “shut up” (in a whisper). It’s just fun.
Responsible_Snow7109 6 points 1y ago
Lmao😭 i love this. I also wave the tongs around when im on warming
[deleted] 10 points 1y ago
I also like to clack them around like just stand there waiting and clack them together
Responsible_Snow7109 6 points 1y ago
Lol why is that such a natural reaction wen us baristas are on ovens?🤣
Chub-boat 4 points 1y ago
Clicky tongs give serotonin
lunarlandscapes 11 points 1y ago
I do all the time. Usually I go for "calm down" or "stop yelling", but tbh I do it most times I turn off timers 😂
darkwolf523 3 points 1y ago
Same 😂
tantelope 8 points 1y ago
when I’m setting up the display case during opening and have to cook the sandwiches, i’ll call the oven an attention whore. ONLY when we’re opening, to ensure no customers hear lmao
Responsible_Snow7109 3 points 1y ago
Im opening today lol im guna say this to the oven
Mea-fae_Owl73 8 points 1y ago
I do this when the head set says “change battery”. I’m like alright, you’re so demanding!
Decent-Ad3066 8 points 1y ago
For us it's the ovens "yeah, yeah, I hear you"
lanceofruin 6 points 1y ago
oh always i’m always like “stop that” or “yes i hear you i’ll be right there” or “shhhh it’s ok you’re fine you’re fine”
Forever__emo 6 points 1y ago
I tell the safe “stop yelling at me”
darkwolf523 3 points 1y ago
😂 😂 😂
Kimmikkokat 6 points 1y ago
Yes! Like " Ok we get it you're ready. You can stop now." Or "Yeah, yeah, yeah , goodness you're so needy." I even tell the ovens off sometimes. " I hear you I hear you. Give me a second"
rositalagata 5 points 1y ago
"Don't yell at me" and "Alright, alright, don't get your knickers in a twist" are my favorites
xCherryBombshell 4 points 1y ago
"The battery lady is yelling at me."

And the ovens hear stop whining or shut up about 1000 times a day.
darkwolf523 4 points 1y ago
Me 😂
changbinsomnia 3 points 1y ago
yeah no whenever a timer goes off and i have to get it, i'll say smth like "shut the fuck up" or "little bitch" 💀
PartlyCloudyKid 3 points 1y ago
All the time, especially with warming 😂
shouldvewroteitdown 3 points 1y ago
I yeeted one across the back once
Lampinglamp 3 points 1y ago
so it seems like my store (the one i worked at) is the weird one bc we never did this.

i am going back to sbux soon (diff location) but this time, im gonna keep your post in mind to see if they do it too
Supperdudehasrabies [OP] 5 points 1y ago
Let me know
Lampinglamp 3 points 1y ago
will do ☺️
albinopigsfromspace 2 points 1y ago
I do it to the ovens constantly
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